Egotastic
I don't even know what this party is for, but it was hella fancy. Even by Cannes Film Festival standards. It featured not one, but two heiresses flashing their bodies, Tamara Ecclestone and Billionaire Barbie, and, I guess Nicky Hilton was there too but she's so boring I fell asleep trying to find her. Throw in Heidi Klum, Victoria Silvstedt, Irina Shayk, and Kelly Brook, oh, and a bunch of old dudes with tuxedos and sick amounts of cash, and you have a veritable casbah of celebrity hotness transplanted right there last night on the Mediterranean.
Yeah, I'm never going to get invited to parties like this, and even sneaking in will be tough due to my hyperextended left nut, but, when there is ogling to be done, you've got to play through the pain.
READER FINDS: Kelly Brook Hotness, Daisy Fuentes Camel Toe, and Pam Dawber Pokies (Yeah, That’s Right) and Much Much More…
We have arrived. Bang a gong and collect all your unworldly possessions, it's time for the communal celebration known as Reader Finds, when all of you, give to all of us, in the form of the hot forms of celebrity photos that we all can gawk and stare and drool over. It's like the State Fair, but without the carnie kids picking your pockets.
This week's Reader Finds includes some hot photos of our belusted Kelly Brook, Daisy Fuentes in a quite recent flashing of the camel toe, Lacey Banghard topless fun on the beach, Jessica-Jane Clement also flashing on the beach, Jodie Gasson in a topless Twitter flash, Eniko Mihalik in more divine funbag revealing photos, Delta Goodrem looking mighty sextastic, Sherilyn Fenn in her classic movie exhibition, Valerie Trierweiler, the new first lady of France flashing some unseemly leg, model Carolina Dieckmann naughty cell phone pictures, and, way back machine time, Pam Dawber pokies from the 70's. It's all good.