Kelly Andrews

Kelly Andrew Topless Hot and Not So Innocent in White for Ta-Ta-Tuesday

By Bill Swift | April 30, 2013 @ 9:06 am

Kelly Andrews White Lace Body Suit Topless Striptease

Kelly Andrews is really coming into the forefront of my mind and related anatomical parts these days. The brunette hottie from the Liverpool area has one ridiculously hot body and that twinkle in her eye that lets you know, yeah, I'm going to let you see it, in just a bit, and you're going to love it and thank me over and over. A confident girl is a sextastic girl.

On Tuesdays, we celebrate all that is good and round and flouncy on particularly hot members of the fairer sex. Girls like Kelly Andrew who do so much to make so many men and curious women so very happy. Doesn't our world need a few more Kelly Andrews? Or, you know, a lot more? Enjoy.

Kelly Andrews Is Hot and Purple and Topless All Over for Ta-Ta-Tuesday (VIDEO)

By Bill Swift | April 16, 2013 @ 7:53 am

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On Tuesdays, sort of like most every other day, but not precisely so, we celebrate some of the finest melons belonging to the ripest fruit purveyors in our universe. It's sort of an ode to whatever Norse god they named Tuesday after. I wish I had completed school. Not college, middle school. Then I'd know.

What I am officially ranked 1,175th in the world at though is identifying stellar faptastic funbags. And Kelly Andrews has got them. Two to be precise and they're on full-motion display in this sextastic topless video from her personal collection. I can't say it will make your entire day, but I can guarantee it will make your entire day just a little bit better. Or your money back. Enjoy.

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Thank God It’s Funbags (TGIF): Kelly Andrews Unveils Her Wonder Wares

By Jon | May 20, 2011 @ 8:03 am

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Take two and call me in the morning.

Delicious, delightful, and undoubtedly hot glamour model Kelly Andrews has launched her very own boobtastic web address, KellyAndrewsOfficial.com, and we couldn't be more open-jawed and drool-covered about it. Kelly Andrews is one of our newer favorite British celeb tata queens, a proud symbol of the fantastic funbags grown on that there island in the Atlantic. I really must look her up when I come to officially woo Pippa. Enjoy.

Holly Peers and Melissa Debling Take Center Stage in Naughty Nuts Pictorial (VIDEO)

By Jon | April 21, 2011 @ 9:29 am

Emma Frain, Holly Peers, Melissa Debling and Kelly Andrews in Nuts Magazine

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Leave it to our bombastic boobtastic friends at Nuts magazine to identify that the total package of topless hotness is often greater than just the sum of its parts. Wait, maybe that's backwards, because I am truly enjoying each and everyone of these parts. Specifically, the fantastic faptabulous funbag display of Holly Peers, Melissa Debling, Emma Frain, Kelly Andrews, and Lacey Banghard as they join sextastic forces to form a gaggle of supremely naughty girls for the latest edition of the magazine. You can call the upcoming royal wedding between Bill and Kate to be the highlight of the British social calendar this month, but if you haven't penciled in these sexy glamour models jiggling their milky goods, your calendar just is not complete, my friend. Enjoy.

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Emma Frain and Kelly Andrews Topless Heavenly Pillow Fight

By Jon | March 10, 2011 @ 10:46 am

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Back in fifth grade, this kid Tony 'One Ball' Mees hatchd this ingenious plan to get us boys to meet all the young ladies from the local girls school in a venture that would have the outward appearance of innocence whilst providing the boys cover to interact with the opposite sex in a manner that would reach the prepubescent bar for co-ed thrills. Inter-school Pillow Fight. For days leading up to the event, 'One Ball' Mees was heralded much like Pierre de Coubertin, the founder of the modern Olympics, as a visionary and statesman whose bold venture would change the face of the world, if not our elementary school. And, then, on the day of the event, no girls showed up. All-dude pillow fight. Epic fail. 'One Ball' Mees hid his face in shame until school got out and then left for a middle school three towns over.

Nothing close to the majesty of Nuts girls Emma Frain and Kelly Andrews tossing about the feathers and sheets in their faux bedroom reminding us oglers that pillows aren't just for sleeping anymore. I'm not sure how you picture heaven, but if I'm forced to confess, mine is two hot topless celebrity glamor models giggling and going at it with sacks stuffed with goose down. Enjoy.

Kelly Andrews Topless Photoshoot for Humpday Happiness (VIDEO)

By Jon | November 24, 2010 @ 10:49 am

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I know, I know, I'm always in-progress on my Top So-and-So Lists, but, when I do finish the one about my favorite British pinup girls, Kelly Andrews is going to be on that list. This boobtastic limey is just one ridiculously sexy young lass; and the boys at Nuts have really captured her, oh, how do I put this gently, boner-inducing qualities to the hilt in this simple, but sextastic photoshoot video. Boobs are indeed one of the world's greatest natural (and enhanced) wonders. We owe it to ourselves to explore. Enjoy.

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Thank God It’s Funbags: Kelly Andrews Topless Photoshoot (VIDEO)

By Jon | November 12, 2010 @ 7:36 am

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Friday is the final day of the workweek for most, although, not to toot my own horn, but I do volunteer extensively on the weekends at the home for desperately wayward teenage girls. Still, Friday marks the beginning of time we transition from our work or school lives and into our recreational beings. And, there is absolutely no better way to launch into your recreational being than with an adult-sized pair of eye-popping funbags.

Nuts magazine knows hot British melons better than just about anybody and their extensive research recently includes the boobtastic fantastic video shoots of Kelly Andrews, brand new on the Egotastic! scene, but clearly a sexy pinup model who's been growing for some time now, if you know what I'm saying (and what I'm saying is, damn, look at those ginormous milk cartons!) Don't fight it. You've earned it. Enjoy.

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