Okay, there’s just one topless picture in the set, still, bravo to British thespianic Keira Knightley for going full-frontal topless in Interview magazine. There aren’t many mainstream young actresses who would undertake such an exhibition. Now then, your next thought. Yes, I can read your mind. My powers of clairvoyance are matched only by my ability to power nap in the middle of the day. Keira is a rather modestly chested woman. Obviously, as purveyors of all things pert and plump, we are used to see our boobtastic gals with a bit more of the bosomly gifts. But that doesn’t in any way negate the fact that the fairer sex comes in all shapes and sizes.
Keira may not be your cup of tea, but for some out there, their tea kettle is already whistling and ready to blow. Hence, why I try not to censor the skintastic of attractive celebrities too much, because everybody likes something different. Keira, we applaud your bravery. And your wet hair. That is kind of hot. Enjoy.
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Summer’s here. I don’t know about you, but any time the warm weather index rises above slightly temperate, I sweat like a whore in church. Pretty much exactly like that. I’m always looking for indoor fun time activities, and when I think air-conditioned entertainment time, I’m looking to our friends at Mr. Skin to guide my decision making.
This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes Keira Knightley not topless in Begin Again, but quite racy topless in 2004′s Domino, Lizzy Caplan and the lovely topless ladies of Masters of Sex, season one now out on Blu-Ray, and Anna Paquin flashing her funbags once more bare for the vampires of True Blood on HBO. It’s a handful of hotness, I recommend two hands. Enjoy.
(Be sure to get your patriotic on before the 4th of July with your very own Ego-discounted membership to Mr. Skin.com. It really is a very fun site.)
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Granted, Keira Knightley does need a sandwich or three, plump up the body and her sweet but petite chest (and apparently she covers such eating or non-eating topics in this month’s Allure UK magazine), but we’d be lying if we didn’t say a healthy amount of the months following Pirates of the Caribbean was spent with various plundering dreams of Keira, well, just that, plundering Keira. And lust like that does not go gentle into the good night.
So, partake with us if you so choose in some leers at Keira Knightley covering her own seedless grapes on the cover and inside pages of Allure UK. Enjoy.
The last time we saw Keira Knightley, she was getting a good spanking in A Dangerous Method, now the spanking is on the other hand, as it were, as Keira produces a quite spectacular pictorial posing for British GQ, looking all kinds of sultry and seductive and reminding us why we first got bent to her in Bend It Like Beckham.
Yes, Keira is a rather lean gal with a rather petite type chestal frame, but there’s room for all kinds of hotties in Hottieville, as you never know where the local bus will take you once you hop on. Enjoy.
A Dangerous Method, this flick about Swiss psychiatrist Carl Jung kind of flew under the radar this award season, perhaps because absolutely nobody has actually seen it, but, dammit, cinematically speaking, when we heard the Keira Knightley was topless and getting all kinds of spanked in the film, we just had to take a gander. I mean, it is sort of the visualization of our long standing dream.
Now, let’s be clear, Egotastic! does not condone the striking of a woman in any manner for any reason, I mean, unless you’re paying, and only then on the derriere whilst pretending you’re the strict headmaster of the school; at least, this is my personal exception. But it’s all fun and games on film, and watching Keira Knightley spanked, that’s one fun game. Enjoy.
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Olivia Wilde, Zoe Saldana and Eva Longoria… hell yes.(GossipCenter)
Happy birthday to Katy Perry. (HuffPo)
LeAnn Rimes defends her bikini body. (FoxNews)
Keira Knightley in a sweet, little number. (theFABlife)
Hot chicks in the middle of nowhere. (TheChive)
Megan Fox checks out Puss. (LaineyGossip)
Kerry Washington looking hot. (GlobalGrind)