Well, I think it’s official. Keeley Hazell’s singing career is as dead as we thought it would be. But that’s just fine, because it means Keeley’s back to paying the bills the old-fashioned way, by posing topless. Which is great, and I don’t want to criticize, but it doesn’t look like too much effort was put into these new Keeley Hazell topless pictures. I mean, she’s just standing there in her shorts with he boobs out. Which is fine, but a little lazy. Of course, this gives us more hope that if we do one day meet Keeley on the street, she would be that much more inclined to just take off her top.
Here’s Keeley Hazell nude in the June isse of Maximal magazine. If that sounds oddly familiar it’s because Maximal is the French version of Maxim. And if these Keeley Hazell nude pictures look oddly familiar, it’s because I think they are reprints of an older shoot. But that’s not even close to enough to stop me from posting them. Enjoy.
We’ve all seen Keeley Hazell topless before, but Keeley Hazell topless pictures never, ever, ever get old. And thankfully, the super-geniuses at Nuts magazine have figured that out. That’s why they have this great new Keeley topless shoot in their latest issue. Genius.
So I guess that means Keeley’s singing career didn’t take off like she might have hoped…
Well, if it isn’t everyone’s favourite Pop sensation, Keeley Hazell topless again. I thought now that Keeley is a “singer”, she’d be giving up her naked ways, but that doesn’t seem to be the case, what with her latest topless outing in the newest issue of Nuts magazine.
If only all singers would get naked as much. Wait a minute… Amy Winehouse and Britney Spears are singers. Okay, I take that back. Only singers who look like Keeley should be getting naked.
Keeley Hazell is probably best known for having the best boobs in Britain, but now she wants to proove she’s got a set of lungs to match. Yes, that’s right, everyone’s favourite topless model now wants a singing career. Check out her debut single entitled “Voyeur,” a none too subtle reference to her day job where she gets naked.
So can she sing? Well, these days, all you need is a microphone and a copy of ProTools, and anyone can sing. Especially if they’re really just talking the lyrics like Keeley does. But with lyrics like “Your eyes are good to me,” and “I don’t care, you can stare” it doesn’t really matter what she’s saying.
Thankfully she hasn’t forgotten her roots. From sexy lingerie and leather outfits, to dancing on stripper poles, this video has just about everything you’d expect from a Keeley Hazell music video, including some nice close ups of her greatest talents.
Of course, it’s not like Keeley doesn’t have any experience in the Pop world. In fact, she did her best impressions of Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera and Madonna for ZOO magazine. And by best impression, I mean topless, of course. Check out ZOO for lots more Keeley pics.
Keeley topless as Britney Spears
Keeley topless as Christina Aguilera
Keeley topless as Madonna
If you want to get technical, calling these Keeley Hazell topless pictures isn’t exactly accurate, since she is obviously still wearing a top. However, with all the holes cut in it, and the fact that she’s basically taking it off anyway, I hope you won’t mind if we just round it up. After all, as long as we get to see Keeley Hazell’s nipples, who cares what we call it…
Also, how sexy does Keeley look sucking that Coke?
Check out FHM.com for more Keeley pics.
I think it’s officially become Keeley Hazell week at Egotastic! Not for any particular reason, but just because we’ve had so many great Keeley Hazell pictures this week. Of course, it all started with those amazing candid Keeley Hazell topless pictures, and then those great Keeley Hazell bikini pictures.
Today we’ve got Keeley Hazell topless again in the new issue of FHM Magazine. Granted, she isn’t showing as much as in those other topless shots we had, but she still looks totally super awesomely fantastical. Too much?
Anyway, here’s Keeley Hazell topless, and you can find more at FHM.com (and in the new issue, of course), and check out FHM to help Keeley pick the 100 Sexiest Women in the world in Keeley’s Lady Selector.