First of all, women who pose naked for PETA never actually show the goods, and second, it’s been a hell of a long time since we’ve seen any Keeley Hazell nude pictures, so the fact that Keeley Hazell got naked for PETA, and actually didn’t cover up the fun bits is pretty awesome. And really, whatever your political stance on the fur trade, isn’t it worth not wearing fur if it means women like Keeley Hazell will get naked for it?
It’s not quite what we were hoping for, but this preview of the Keeley Hazell Nude 2010 Calendar is still pretty freakin’ hot, and may yet have some surprises in store. There’s nowhere near as much nudity as the Keeley Hazell Topless 2009 Calendar – actually, there’s none, unless you count slightly see-through bath bubbles – but we’ve yet to see the rest of the calendar, so who knows, maybe we’ll actually get to see Keeley Hazell naked. What? Can’t a guy cling to hope?
Also, the Keeley Hazell Swimsuit Calendar I posted the other week was actually from 2009, not 2010. Sorry?
Even though it says “Swimsuit Edition” indicating there may be other editions, we probably won’t get a Keeley Hazell nude calendar this year, what with Keeley not really doing the whole getting naked thing anymore, but if all we get is this Keeley Hazell bikini calendar, that’s fine by me (mostly) because these are some of the hottest Keeley Hazell pictures ever (in which she keeps her clothes on). Of course, one should never give up hope that we will once again see the perfection that is a naked Keeley Hazell.
It’s been a really long time since we’ve had any Keeley Hazell pictures up, and frmo what hear, we may never have any again, since Keeley wants to be taken seriously as an actress, and doesn’t even want her old topless photos reprinted. I know! Thankfully, the gents at Ralph magazine have been gracious enough to offer up these Keeley Hazell bikini pictures as a reminder of just how refrickindiculously hot she is. So hot in fact, that my brains just melted, and oozed out my ear holes. Again.
Now who’s gonna clean up this mess…?
You’ve got to hand it to Keeley Hazell. While everyone else is just stripping down to their underwear, or wearing knock-off Superhero costumes, Keeley Hazell’s topless witch costume is the Best. Halloween Costume. Ever. In fact, it’s so awesome, I’m thinking of going as a topless Keeley Hazell myself this year. Of course, I could never do the real thing justice. My boobs aren’t that nice.
Keeley Hazell has a new topless lingerie calendar out, with a subtle “contains nudity” warning on the front. You’d think they’d put that in big, bright letters with a flashy graphic behind it, because why else would anyone buy a Keeley Hazell topless calendar?
Anyway, you can basically forget about that Marisa Miller bikini calendar now, because this one is way, way better. Ball’s in your court, Marisa.
The boys at Nuts magazine have done it again, and boy did the do it. We’ve seen Keeley Hazell topless before, but these are some of her hottest pictures ever. And I do mean ever. Okay, no more talking (well, writing). It’s Keeley Hazell topless.