Keeley Hazell

Keeley Hazell’s Topless Lingerie Calendar “Contains Nudity”

 

Keeley Hazell has a new topless lingerie calendar out, with a subtle "contains nudity" warning on the front. You'd think they'd put that in big, bright letters with a flashy graphic behind it, because why else would anyone buy a Keeley Hazell topless calendar?

Anyway, you can basically forget about that Marisa Miller bikini calendar now, because this one is way, way better. Ball's in your court, Marisa.

These Keeley Hazell Topless Pictures Will Drive You Nuts

 

The boys at Nuts magazine have done it again, and boy did the do it. We've seen Keeley Hazell topless before, but these are some of her hottest pictures ever. And I do mean ever. Okay, no more talking (well, writing). It's Keeley Hazell topless.

Keeley Hazell Topless Pictures Go For Gold

 

We love Keeley Hazell, and we especially love Keeley Hazell topless, which is kind of her default setting, but that's why we love her. Well, it turns out that Keeley loves the Olympics, or at least I think that's what's going on here. Keeley stripped down, and got painted in gold from head to tow, which definitely deserves a gold medal.

Anyone else envisioning a weird mix of James Bond and Star Wars fantasies after seeing these Keeley Hazell topless pictures, or is that just me?

And in case you don't want any stupid gold paint obstructing your view, we've added a few more Keeley topless pics to give you a bit more to look at.

Keeley Hazell Topless, Just Cuz

 

Well, I think it's official. Keeley Hazell's singing career is as dead as we thought it would be. But that's just fine, because it means Keeley's back to paying the bills the old-fashioned way, by posing topless. Which is great, and I don't want to criticize, but it doesn't look like too much effort was put into these new Keeley Hazell topless pictures. I mean, she's just standing there in her shorts with he boobs out. Which is fine, but a little lazy. Of course, this gives us more hope that if we do one day meet Keeley on the street, she would be that much more inclined to just take off her top.

Keeley Hazell Nude Is Maximal Hotness

 

Here's Keeley Hazell nude in the June isse of Maximal magazine. If that sounds oddly familiar it's because Maximal is the French version of Maxim. And if these Keeley Hazell nude pictures look oddly familiar, it's because I think they are reprints of an older shoot. But that's not even close to enough to stop me from posting them. Enjoy.

Keeley Hazell Topless Pictures are Nuts

 

We've all seen Keeley Hazell topless before, but Keeley Hazell topless pictures never, ever, ever get old. And thankfully, the super-geniuses at Nuts magazine have figured that out. That's why they have this great new Keeley topless shoot in their latest issue. Genius.

So I guess that means Keeley's singing career didn't take off like she might have hoped...

More Keeley Hazell Topless is Nuts

 

Well, if it isn't everyone's favourite Pop sensation, Keeley Hazell topless again. I thought now that Keeley is a "singer", she'd be giving up her naked ways, but that doesn't seem to be the case, what with her latest topless outing in the newest issue of Nuts magazine.

If only all singers would get naked as much. Wait a minute... Amy Winehouse and Britney Spears are singers. Okay, I take that back. Only singers who look like Keeley should be getting naked.