Anna Kendrick gets the Golden Globe snub. (HuffPo)
Are Kim Kardashian and co. in trouble? (FoxNews)
Olivia Munn covered nude PETA ad. (GossipCenter)
Nicole Scherzinger bikini vacation. (Celebuzz)
Katy Perry goes blue. (TMZ)
Erin Heatherton out and looking hot. (Popoholic)
Hot chicks on Facebook. (TheChive)
Couple things here, yeah, okay, very sad about Katy Cocktease and Russell Brand. But, who didn't see this one coming? Forever traveling teasy pop diva and stay-at-home strung-out lounge-about actor husband? Yeah, no.
Second, Katy and Russell were just about as convincing as Kim and Kris when it came to endless series of media interviews slamming all the divorce rumors, up until a few days ago. Always, always, a big crock of bull when celebs can't go on enough shows to squash rumors. It's Celeb Behavior 101.
And, finally, most importantly, Katy Cocktease and I can finally be together, in conjugal relations, whatever that might entail or, you know, cost. I am so ready. Katy, please call me.
Check out the latest skinny on how Russell Brand actually dropped divorce papers on Katy Perry at our breaking news partners, TMZ.
Well, the rumor mills are flying about Katy Cocktease being on vacation in Hawaii without her husband, the lanky, strung-out self-described comedian, and also without her wedding ring, but, to be honest, how can we focus on marital strife (kind of a redundant phrase) when we're ogling Katy's mondiferous mammaries in her hardly able to hold 'em bikini out in the water.
CLICK HERE to check out the full set of Katy Perry bikini pictures on Celebuzz.
Seriously, you must. Cause she will tease you til it hurts. In a good way. Enjoy.
Sometimes we here at Egotastic! do think of much more pressing matters facing the world than just the next celebrity nip slip or wardrobe malfunction. We ponder the fate of our planet and the urgent issues facing our fragile social existence. After much deep type thought and some jerky gnawing, we've come to the rather obvious conclusion that what this world could really use right now is another cheap celebrity fragrance.
Cue Katy Cocktease. A celebrity who gives like there is no tomorrow. Thank goodness the brunette serial flasher of 92% of her boobage and undercarriage went deep into the bowels of her mansion laboratory to concoct an eau d' cocktease that will allow you to smell just like Katy. Now, we are truly a blessed people.
Okay, so maybe the odor isn't worth the price of the pretty bottle (which costs ten times its cheap watery contents), but there's never a bad reason to ogle Katy in a form fitting dress hosting a parade on a double decker bus to celebrate her launch. The fact that she points to the source of her inspiration for her signature aroma is just downright saleswoman of the year worthy. Enjoy.
Perhaps our first time being genuinely jealous of an obelisk-shaped award, but, oh, to be handled by both the uber-sextastic Heidi Klum and tease-bot Katy Perry, as the two handy girls become so consumed with passion their lips move toward one another. Okay, so maybe we're projecting just a little, but, oh, my, my, if this doesn't get you to sign up for the once a year Men Allowed day trip to the Isle of Lesbo, not sure what will. Enjoy.
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Katy Cocktease Flashes The Legs That Will Trap Her Next Man
Katy Cocktease has been completely covering up her teasing-sized chest puppies pretty much since word of her strung-out husband divorcing her a few weeks ago, and follow-on revelations that Katy's fun-spirited, giggly public persona may not be quite exactly matching her private behavior. While the fact that a wife might be pleasant in public and a nightmare when the guests go home is, in fact, not truly much of a revelation for any man who's had more than one girlfriend in his life, we are always sad to see any reason for Katy Cocktease to further secrete her twin set of splendiferous melons. I feel like we are farther than ever from actually seeing those bad girls exposed.
Nevertheless, even the flashing of her leer-worthy legs leaves us in quite certainty that Katy will soon be wrapping the full Cocktease around another lucky bastard in very short order. Could it be us? Magic 8-Ball says 'Highly Doubtful'. Alas. Enjoy.
SOMEDAY WE WILL SEE THESE WONDROUS WINTER MELONS UNCLAD