Katie Holmes

Katie Holmes Bends Forward and Bends Over to Rock Our Ogling World (Just a Bit)

By Jon | October 11, 2011 @ 10:31 am

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We don't usually get much skin from Katie Holmes, our long time belusted Dawson's Creek grad. But when we get any, like a nice down-cleavage shot, let alone a bright pink bra peek, and a might bonus butt shot, well, we get downright giddy. I mean, silly giddy, leering at some delightful fleshiness. Thank you, Katie, and thank you dude with quick shutter speeds snapping candids. Enjoy.

Katie Holmes Flashes Itty Bitty Bits of Skin

By Jon | October 7, 2011 @ 7:57 am

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Me and Mrs. Cruise will always have a thing going on, a special connection of me lusting her and she ignoring me completely. But on those special days when Katie Holmes gets out and shows even the slightest amount of skin, no offense to Tom or Xenu, but I like to imagine she's doing it for me. A short stroll in Pittsburgh in a tank top. I'll take that. Enjoy.

Sofia Vergara, Kate Winslet, and Minka Kelly Lead Sextastic Stampede at The Emmy Awards

By Jon | September 19, 2011 @ 8:17 am

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Amid the botox and Guinness Record levels of makeup on display at last night's celebration of prime time television, amid the pressure of 40 and 50-something women trying to pass for 30, and amid all the sort of thespianics on most definitely awful television programs, there was celebrity sextastic on display at last night's Emmy Awards. Now, for some reason, long, covering dresses seemed to be in vogue last night on the red carpet, I'm not sure if this is because the vast majority of designers don't get a reflexive tingle in their jingles every time they see a little hot actress skin like most of us do, or if it's just some fashion trend that I would never in a million years care to understand, but there was not much in the way of cleavage or sexy leg on the catwalk.

Nevertheless, sexy ladies did abound including the small screen hotties, Sofia Vergara, Dianna Agron, Christina Hendricks, Emily Blunt, Jane Krakowski (flashing some memorable cleave), Heidi Klum, Kate Winslet, Maria Bello, Minka Kelly, Nina Dobrev, Olivia Munn, and Gwyneth Paltrow and Katie Holmes seemed to tag along just because they had extra tickets and some $5,000 gowns hanging in their closet. Enjoy.

Sweaty Katie Holmes Butt Has the Power to Control Men’s Gaze

By Jon | September 7, 2011 @ 9:10 am

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No, it's not the awesome harnessed power of Xenu craning that dude's neck like an owl in a mouse-filled barn, it's the old-fashioned lust-inducer of Katie Holmes sweaty gym butt, and it's going to do more than just turn a few heads, if you know what I'm saying, and I think you do. The sextastic Scientologist, property of Tenth Level Cruise, but make no mistake, hotness owned by the world, is once again reappearing, and sweating, just as the world needs her most. We want our Joey Potter back. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez and Victoria Justice Lead the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards Parade of Hotties Who Can’t Really Sing

By Bill Swift | August 28, 2011 @ 6:42 pm

Selena Gomez and Victoria Justice Lead List of Hotties at 2011 MTV VMA's

Maria Menounos at the 2011 MTV Music Video Awards

Britney Spears at the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards

Katy Cocktease at the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards

Zoe Saldana at the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards

Vanessa Hudgens at the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards

J-Woww at the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards

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(Note: we'll be updating photos throughout the evening as the event continues)

30-years old and still pimping the craptastic. No, not me. MTV, and their long running Video Music Awards, which I think held some musical merit when the channel actually used to run music videos, but now that they are primarily dedicated to the exploration of dysfunctional teens drinking brew, throwing down, and getting knocked up, I'm not exactly sure what we're supposed to make of their annual dog and pony and Snooki show.

Still, they do manage to bring out the young hot faux diva talent, including the likes of Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, Demi Lovato, Jessie J, Kelly Rowland, Britney Spears, Beyonce (just announced she's preggo), Katy Cocktease, the financially wed Kim Kardashian, Amber Rose, Katie Holmes, Miley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudgens, J-Woww, Zoe Saldana, and Maria Menounos, the latter of whom I think just showed up cause she's smoking hot and got invited. Fair enough. Enjoy.

MSM Weekly Skintastic Minute Includes Katie Holmes, Barbi Benton, Lana Clarkson, and Pam Grier (VIDEO)

By Bill Swift | August 26, 2011 @ 10:36 am

Can you feel it? We're leaving summer blockbuster season and headed slowly into Oscar worthy film season, but betwixt these two lay a solid month of films that didn't originally have a home on the distribution plan, often gems, sometimes stinkers, but one thing you can count on, if they contain skin, you will find them noted in the Mr. Skin Minute, courtesy of of our friends at Mr. Skin.

This weeks flesh-on-film-and-DVD selections include the spectacular boobtacular of Katie Holmes, plus some old school topless throwbacks in the sexy forms of Barbi Benton, Lana Clarkson, and Pam Grier. Enjoy.

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I Admit… I’m Still Very Much in Lust With Katie Holmes

By Jon | August 11, 2011 @ 10:38 am

Katie Holmes on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon

Katie Holmes in a White Blouse and Skirt

Katie Holmes at the Premiere of Don't Be Afraid of the Dark

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Yep. The 'L' word. I've got it still for Katie Holmes. I know some of you have fallen off the wagon since the salad days of Dawson's Creek, what with the baby making, the Tom-marrying, and the Xenu-bowing, but, I just can't help thinking about making the sexy with this now mature woman.

Katie Holmes has been running the New York media pimping circuit the past couple of days, promoting Don't Be Afraid of the Dark, including a little Charades playing on Jimmy Fallon last night, and just looking all kinds of young mommy hot. I'm not exactly sure what odd bedroom habits she may have picked up in the past few years -- the cutting of the magic coital cloth, the laying of the penile wreath -- I care not but to break her of these bad habits and return her to some old school, behind the Dairy Queen style humping. Enjoy.