What sick twisted number cruncher in some television studio office somewhere decided to pull the plug Hellcats? You know, Hellcats is art, for god’s sake! It’s not just crude commerce. Each week, different displays of cheerleading prowess featuring the ridiculously bodacious bodied Aly Michalka (not to mention sweet petite Ashley Tisdale) decked out in short pleated skirts and cheerleader socks — the socks, damn you, the cute cotton socks! Now, all gone. Washed away as the world so often does, turning a cold shoulder to its most magnificent, but sadly under-appreciated creations.
Gretchen just put a Snuggie over me to warm my outsides, but inside, well, I’m so cold. So very cold.
I’m going to attempt to heal my broken lust bone with these Aly Michalka bikini pictures from the behind the scenes video of that amazing photoshoot she did for OP. Aly Michalka, boobtastic and body-delicious, in a bikini, this just might work. Enjoy.
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Teen starlets with hot bodies unite! We’ve got even more outtake photos of my future ex-mistress, Aly Michalka, flashing her ridiculously amazing bikini body to pimp some OP merchandise, along with fellow young TV hotties Brenda Song and Katerina Graham, all decked out in their two-piece bathing suits to flash some skin and sell some shorts. This particular shoot reminds me why I wanted to be a commercial director. I assisted on a shoot once, for full-sized women’s slacks, not quite the same thrill as spraying shiny oily liquids onto the likes of my favorite Hellcat cheerleader all half-dressed, I assure you. Enjoy.
Super boobtastic shoutout to Egotastic! reader ‘Danny V.’ for uncovering this ode to the perfect breasts of Keeley Hazell, gone from the glamor model circuit, but not the least bit forgotten. At one time, not long ago, Keeley Hazell boobtastic reigned supreme, funbags di tutti funbags. So hot they had to be cast in plaster and made into a ‘bust’. Absolute perfection.
While Keeley Hazell once rightfully owned the title of hottest ta-tas, Aly Michalka is no slouch when it comes to top hot body consideration. We’d have to see more, oh, delightful more of Aly Michalka before making any ‘top body’ declarations, but these bikini pictures from a recent OP brand photoshoot give nice ogle-worthy hints of what lies beneath, and shows off one helluva bikini body. Thanks to ‘Dennis M.’ for cluing us into this Hellcat hottie hotness. (You pros will note Brenda Song and Katerina Graham alongside Aly Michalka in these pictures.)
You do remember Lene NystrÃ¸m, dont you? Norwegian front singer from the awesomely horrible bubble gum band, Aqua, that brought us such instant classics as Barbie Girl and It’s Your Duty (To Shake That Booty), well, dedicated Egotastic! fan ‘Erik E.’ putting down his Ringnes Pils long enough to alert his fellow fans that Lene is now a thespianic type and getting all kinds of nekkid onscreen, including her birthday suit feature in the latest Varg Veum crime novel turned cinematic. You probably haven’t read the book or seen the movie, but you’ve heard her music and now you’ve seen her funtastics.
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