Egotastic
You know nobody loves a gala more than me. Big swank dress-up affair. As long as crocs are excepted footwear, I'm in. Especially so when half the hot-women in the known universe are in attendance, like the amfAR Gala in Cannes last night, where it was wall to wall sextastic celebrities. Some we love, some we love a little less, but all looked hot and I'm told the drinks were free, so who has time to judge personalities.
Which brings me to Kim Kardashian, who outside of nipple slipping and showboating, had little reason to be in Cannes, but, hell, she looked pretty hot at the amfAR event; so did her former high school classmate (educational term used loosely), Billionaire Barbie, along with the likes of Kate Upton, Nina Dobrev, and too many others to even name. But check them out, because it's sure to spark you're 'I'm Going to Be A Future Movie Producer and Bang My Leading Ladies' fantasies.
And, oh, for a surprise, check out the gallery and see if you can find who wore the boobtastic see-through dress to the party. Enjoy.
Kate Upton Barely-Containing Bikini Behind the Scenes of Beach Bunny Photoshoot (VIDEO)
Damn damn diggity-damn. Just when you thought your brain had stopped jiggling from leering down the wiggling puppies attached to the hotness that is the young blonde bombshell Kate Upton -- they're back and bouncier than ever.
In this latest behind the scenes look at Kate's photoshoots for Beach Bunny Swimwear bikini line, the 19-year old fair-haired sextastic model nearly falls out of her top several times, and we nearly fall out of our La-Z-Boys leering, which is actually almost a physically impossible act in the full recline position, but I'm telling you, it almost happened. All I'm saying is, check out Kate Upton, but, please, don't kill yourself in the process. Enjoy.