Kate Upton

Kate Upton Bodacious Cleavage Highlight the Action at the U.S. Open Finals

I guess there was a tennis match going on too. Who could really pay attention as Kate Upton, the new taste of New York, flashed a healthy dose of her chesty goodness at Flushing Meadows during the finals of the U.S. Open.

I'm not exactly sure how the gentleman ogling men were supposed to keep their eyes on the not extremely exciting back and forth rallies on the court rather than the front and centers on the blonde bombshell. But, then, there are better men than I. But nobody who knows how to use a set of stadium binoculars better than I, I assure you.

Kate Upton, please attend more sporting events. You make them better. Enjoy.

Kate Upton Is So Damn Hot I Want to Cry

On the off chance you happen to be a tremendous follower of the faptastic Kate Upton, our friends at WWTDD have a simply hot young vision of Kate Upton as a sexy teenager photoshoot that is a must addition to your visual library. Seriously, you must see.

If you're not a fan of Kate Upton, why are we talking again? Just kidding, you can still come to Thanksgiving dinner, you're just going to have to sit at the kids' table and eat peas. Enjoy.

Kate Upton Sextastic Hotness for 100th Anniversary of Vanity Fair

Well, if you're throwing a visual treats party to celebrate your birthday, why not utilize the obvious talents of Kate Upton on the cover of your special edition. Everything about Kate Upton in a revealing outfit says 'special occasion', if not, 'men with little self-control ought to remain seated'.

Now, this Vanity Fair anniversary special edition looks likes an homage to Marilyn perhaps from her Playboy posing days, not really sure, I'd have to start reading the articles and you know reading hurts my head. Either way, it's Kate Upton cleavetastic, which on the scale of party favors, ranks right above chips and soda and right below exactly nothing. Enjoy.

Kate Upton Can’t Not Be Hot, So She Gives Up Trying in Elle

Kate Upton has this new thing where she's doing magazine spreads in stylish, fashiony, kind of retro chic something or other. Since her latest such visual affair takes place in Elle magazine, I'll have to assume this is for the ladies who get stimulated by seeing such artistry. For us men folk, and our beloved Sapphic leaning women, the staging of it all seems to unnecessary, compared to, say, pictures of Kate Upton eating Cheerios in the buff. See, I just invented a motif that would take five minutes and garner one-hundred times as many interested eyeballs.

But, alas, horny men do not rule the world, just the halls of Congress, so we must obliged the large number of decent but misguided folks on this spinning orb who delight in seeing a fully clothed Kate Upton. Blessedly, there's no amount of staging or wardrobe that could possibly take away from the allure of Kate Upton. Have at it proper fashionable ladies. You can take away our simple skin views but you can't take away our imaginations. Enjoy.

Kate Upton in a Bikini, Bar Refaeli Kissing a Girl, and Josie Canseco Bikini Booty Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

And the hits of summer just keep rolling along. The heat, the sun, the universal access to cameras. It's all coming together to create the perfect storm of our favorite sirens snapping hot skin-baring photos of themselves. It's like opening your front door and finding a pot of gold delivered for a leprechaun, just for you being you. Happy days.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes some true stunners including Bar Refaeli kissing another girl, Katee Sackhoff in her underwear, Vanessa Hudgens bikini posing, Josie Canseco and friend flashing butts on the beach, Kate Upton on her Beach Bunny bikini photo shoot, Sofia Vergara in cleavetastic bikini mode, Ireland Baldwin strutting her own two-piece showoff, Kelly Brook covered topless, and much more. You owe it to the future King George to check out each and every one of these photos. Enjoy.

Kate Upton Bikini Right Alongside Cameron Diaz and Leslie Mann Bikinis Filming ‘The Other Woman’

Well, what do we have here. Three ladies who I would not throw out of my bed for eating crackers, or stabbing me in the eye for that matter. Of course, I will admit to putting a premium on Kate Upton rolling in the hay, but I'm not going to turn my nose up at veteran hottie Cameron Diaz or Leslie Mann for that matter.

The three relatively blonde ladies were bikini to bikini, in the Bahamas filming The Other Woman. That movie seems to have many many scenes, or maybe they're just making stuff up as they go along as an excuse to get these ladies into their bikinis. We've already seen Kate Upton almost fall out of hers (oh, damn you almost!). Either way, I've already committed to spending my money to see this film. It could be horrible, but this production process deserves a ten-spot. Enjoy.

Cameron Diaz and Kate Upton Raised Booty Mean It’s Going to Be a Great Week

I can't even begin to tell you how much sextastic celebrity skin you're  going to see here this coming week. I'm not sure if we're in the Dog Days of Summer yet or not. Nobody's explained that one to me, but we are most definitely in the enduring heat weeks and that means more sweet flashing than just about any time of the year.

As you know, at the beginning of each week I seek out a harbinger of good and naughty tidings. I can think of no finer omen than the sight of Kate Upton and Cameron Diaz filming The Other Woman in the Bahamas, both their booties perched in the air. Some people look to the stars for perfect alignment of the universe, I look to asstastic. Oh, baby, this is going to be a great week! Enjoy.