Well, hello 2014. Welcome to Egotastic! This is going to be a fine and furry (and or shaved) year indeed. I can feel it in me bones. Rusty, creaky, and creme-filled as they are. As evidence of this pending annum’s greatness, our first Reader Finds of the new year. That weekly event where we all gather round the carbon-neutral and air resources board approved campfire to throw in our own sticks and branches of celebrity sextastic. Sometimes, we also sing John Cougar Mellencamp songs, but that’s after a couple cocktails.
This week’s Reader Finds includes Kate Upton bikini glory hotness from The Other Woman trailer (thank you to EgoReader ‘Zev’ for this luscious affair), a renewed leer at Bianca Kajlich in her topless performance last year (blessings from ‘Bob D.’), Nikki Ziering memorably funbags exposure (melons courtesy of ‘Owen’), another ogle at Paula Patton topless in 2 Guns (redux goodness from ‘Jeremy’), a throwback to Melanie Griffith topless lingerie looks from the 80′s (wayback hotness from ‘Erin’), Joan Severance in another topless skinematic event (good tidings from ‘Benny’), thespianic Marine Vacth exposing her delicious teats (thank you kindly, good ‘Daniel’), Naturi Naughton topless goodness (teat treats via ‘Nate F.’), Brooklyn Decker infamously showy GQ photoshoot (one of my faves from ‘Dave’), Emily Ratajkowski barely covering her hot boobtastic (oh, Emily delivered by ‘Stoney’), Fanny Francois in a crazy hot lingerie shoot (such sweet female forms by way of ‘Tonya’), Tilda Swinton topless on the big screen (Tilda ta-ta’s handed over by ‘Nelly’), Shailene Woodley quickly flashing nipple in her new film (eagle-eyed by ‘JR’), Natalie Dormer topless in Rush (inspired by ‘Tony C.’) Emily Ratajkowski again, this time quite topless (ooh la la by way of ‘Katy’), Miley Cyrus grabbing her own ta’s in a candid (muchas gracias to ‘Jose Luis’ from FB), Helen Mirren bare in one wacky movie (spotted specifically by ‘Layne’), Kayslee Collins topless modeling pics (from her devotee, ‘MSG’), and Sascha Read super cleavy in lingerie (from her superfan ‘Trey’). Enjoy.