I don’t know why Kate Upton is touching her own fabulous funbags in this upcoming edition of Vogue Magazine, I’m too busy being thankful for the fact that she just is. Sometimes, it’s best not to question the blessings in life lest they go away.
You can see the full set of Kate Upton bikini Spandex goodies over on WWTDD where I’m sure they have a rather unique perspective on something related to Kate. But, also, hot boobies. Enjoy.
Actress and professional hottie Kate Upton is the queen of cleav in a low-cut black top in this shoot in New York. Kate is hot in various ways but the plunging neckline in this ensemble show off her perfect chesticles. Seriously, they can be seen by most of the tri-state area. Her legendary ladies are perfect. They are like the Platonic ideal of what the human breast is supposed to look like. This outfit has the right amount of cleavage with just a hint of side boob. As a rule, normal cleavage will stop even the most intelligent man in his tracks. Kate’s redonkulous boob valley stops traffic all the way to the Jersey turnpike. She’s also got an extremely tight pair of jeans on. Like, hug every nook and cranny in just the right way tight.
Kate Upton is one of those women that looks like they were created in a lab by some kind of hot woman mad scientist. A Dr. Frankenboobies, if you will.
I can’t help but feel like The Other Woman has been coming out in theaters for about ten years now. Maybe just because we’ve been tracking this film and it’s boobtastic cast for so long now during production. But it’s finally here. Which means red carpet. Which means big cleavage shows for a chick flick about affairs and fooling around and revenge and other things women love that I don’t quite understand. But I do totally get Cameron Diaz in a low cut dress, who along with Kate Upton being her bosomy self and a surprise chesty appearance from the funbags of Nicki Minaj, made for one ripe melon filled red carpet in Los Angeles.
Now, whether or not your woman makes you go to see this movie, that’s between you and your conscious. Yes, I know, Kate Upton and Cameron Diaz and bikinis and yadda yadda. We’ve seen all the photos. Do as you must, my wayward son. Just, please, don’t explain yourself after the fact. It’s in the details where we lose our souls. Enjoy.
I’m not suggesting Kate Upton ditch the supportive undergarments, though if she visited my home that would certainly be my first request. I’m just saying that with all that chestal real estate, she needs to be careful not to asphyxiate herself on the back-end of two enormous yams lifted up into her face by her own brassiere. That nearly happened last night in London where the blonde bombshell took the city by storm. Well, sextastic funbag storm, in a little black number that highlighted her full big white numbers quite nicely.
Though I really am a horrible sharer, I am glad to see that Kate’s curvaceous appeals are now extending worldwide, as they ought. Some people will say they don’t want the cliche buxom blonde to be representative of American beauty around the globe. I say, I’ll bring this up with Kate as we lay together in the morning, still chaffed and weak from the splendor of the evening before. Enjoy.
It’s almost here. The chance to see Kate Upton live and in motion and in bikini and open tops in The Other Woman. The first top notch HD Kate boobtastic trailer is out and while this is definitely a chick flick, Kate does not disappoint.
Check out the newest crop of Kate Upton bikini photo stills and trailer from The Other Woman on WWTDD. You know, if you happen to like Kate Upton in a bikini. That is all. Enjoy.
I know every now and then somebody has to stand up and tell everybody else that Kate Upton is overrated. It happens to everybody when they reach the pinnacle of the sextastic industry. And while I ever shy away from superlatives and naming the best of anything, if Kate Upton doesn’t cause your naughty imagination to run wild, you do need to get your fantasy box checked for malfunction.
Kate Upton works it hard, whether in candid bikinis or at the height of fashion looking all stunning and cleavetastic on the pages of Vogue. I can see why photographers want to work with her so badly. I can also see why the job of towel boy in her entourage has such a long list, for which I’m told there are only twenty-six people ahead of me at the moment. She’s got the goods. Overrated? I suppose anything technically can be too hyped. I’d sure like to see how Kate Upton feels about it all as we share a nekkid cocktail together in the jacuzzi I don’t have. Enjoy.
If you’ve got a town full of models, why not put on a fashion show. I guess Miami felt the same way. And, more importantly, they invited Kate Upton and told her to wear something low-cut. I’m not sure you need to remind Kate Upton to do that. All the same, she did, and the show was an instant success.
Kate Upton doesn’t need to do much herself in the way of wardrobe to receive the majority of ogling attention at any event. In fact, no wardrobe at all would earn her 100% of that figure. But she seems obliged to wear clothes in public, sadly, so we settle happily for peeks of her twin peaks bubbling out of her low cut tops. It’s a job somebody’s got to do. I’m happy it’s me. Enjoy.