Sometimes I think to myself, no, stop, you readers are just far too generous with your skin-filled donations each week. Then I remember a little thing called the greater good. Something in Latin that means greater good that I never paid attention to in school. The concept that it's selfish to horde, gracious to share, and when it comes to the bare nekkid bodies of our favorite sextastic celebrities, downright saintly. How ever would I deny you that privilege? I shant.
This week's Reader Finds includes Kate Upton from Esquire being naughty with scissors (thank you to EgoReader 'James L.' for blonde bombshell goodness), Elizabeth Perkins topless on the big screen (big ups to 'OFC' for this cinematic gem), Hayley-Marie Coppin in her own topless film turn (kudos to 'Marcos' on these caps), Jaime Murray topless and wanton in Dexter (boob tube contribution from 'Damon'), my future adopted mom Michelle Hunziker from a bit back and super cleavy on Wetten Daas (pictures of my future mom transmitted by 'Steven'), 70's softcore legend Sylvia Kristel topless in skinematics (dropped herein by 'Rose'), Laura Gemser and Michele Starck topless in more throwback classic cinema (film buffed up by 'Louis'), Keira Knightley topless and getting it on with Hayley Atwell in something very Britishy (pirate-ess pics purloined by 'Oseh'), Courteney Cox in a classic 90's sextastic Mark Seliger photoshoot (from friend of Egotastic 'Josh P.'), Heidi Klum in a couple nipple baring body paint shots (offered up by 'Aaron'), Euro model Freja Beha Erichsen quite nekkid in black and white (arty goodness from 'Mike S.'), Olivia Wilde in a bikini top on location (hottie candid from the hands of 'Eric'), Lady Gaga bare boob in a Mario Testino shot photo (Gags funbag courtesy of 'Estebo'), Mika Lovely so lovely and topless (faptastic flesh provided by 'Sonja'), Playmate Irina Voronina topless in Reno 911 (blonde jugulars dialed up by 'Randall'), Selena Gomez leggy boudoir promo pics (stellar find by 'Ray D.'), late night cable queen Shannon Whirry topless in a late night cable operetta (wayback goodness via 'Dean'), Liberty Ross topless art house chic (openly condoned by 'Patrick'), Ali Lohan modeling pics (a rare find from 'Dave'), the crazy hot Genevieve Morton in lingerie (silky blessings from 'John'), purportedly Alyssa Campanella, Miss USA, in a blonde wig and topless for something artsy (contributed by good guy 'Harushkupo'), another look at ingenue Morgan Saylor in her topless moment in Homeland (honed in on by 'Nathan'), Portuguese extreme hottie Sara Sampaio topless in a modeling shot (thank you quite kindly, 'Chris), and a plea for the beauty of Linda Cardellini (from her big fan 'Josh B.). It's more than a handful, it's a dive right in full. Enjoy.