Really do need to get that yacht, so I can someday be parked off the shores of St. Tropez and change my voicemail message to, ‘Sorry, you can’t reach me now, I’ve got topless sunbathing supermodels on the deck of my 47-footer’.
Such is the life of whoever was hosting Kate Moss and her topless sun-bent wonderments on the bow of their vessel this weekend, as the MILFy model wasted no time in letting her udders say hello to the warm rays of Mother Sun. The veteran supermodel who made heroin chic super chic by snorting blow still has a few tricks up her sleeve when it comes to garnering attention from paparazzi with long range lenses, and whipping off her top is first among them. Really, that’s the only trick we really ask of our favorite celebrities. Enjoy.
We’re way past the point of ever being shocked by any revealing-wear worn by Kate Moss in public. The pearl-clutching gasp boat has long since left the dock with this oft-troubled, always exhibitionist supermodel and mom who left a Private Members club in London last eve wearing a top that flashed a solid does of shapely boobtastic for all the onlookers, most importantly, ourselves.
Now, some may pshaw and poo-poo the continued exploits of Kate Moss, but we’ve never forsaken or forgotten the tremendous amount of skin this hot woman has been showing since, well, before we were even legally allowed to show it. Enjoy.
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Let it not be said that Kate Moss does not have great fundamental hotness talent. Yes, it’s been tried and tested through both natural and unnatural substances since a young age, but you simply don’t get mega-million dollar modeling contracts as a young woman because you’re an ugly duckling and the magazines and fashion houses have taken you on as a charity case.
Every now and then, Kate Moss puts it all back together and delivers on her genetic promise, as she did the other night at the Stella McCartney show for London Fashion week, where the blonde supermodel looked like her old hot self again in her little black dress and, well, we just thought it deserved a shoutout. After all, we do promote the 4P platform here: Peace through positive portrayals of pus…(well, let’s just say there’s a fourth ‘P”). Enjoy.
Last year, we were warned by Pirelli they might be shutting down their annual hot celeb girls calendar, but it came back with a monster bang-diddy-bang for 2012, and barring the predictive accuracy of the Mayan sun priests, we should be good for several more calendars to come.
Take a leer, I mean, you really must, behind the scenes of the topless delights of Milla Jovovich, Kate Moss, Isabeli Fontana, Lara Stone, and, my future wife, Edita Vilkeviciute, as they journey through the complex engineering of a topless island girl photoshoot. It really is quite the fun adventure. Enjoy.
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Nothing wrong with a magazine celebrating the New Year with some topless photos of Kate Moss, Milla Jovovich and a couple other local to The Boot actresses, so we applaud Vanity Fair Italy for bringing a little boobtastic sunshine to our return to work day. Enjoy.
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