Kate Middleton

Selena Gomez Gets Leggy and Other Fine Things to Ogle

Booking my ticket to Megan Fox Island. (HuffPo)

Cameron Diaz spreads the sexy throughout Paris. (FoxNews)

Jennifer Lawrence reads the nominees. (Celebuzz)

Alright, Emily Maynard is ultra hot. (GossipCenter)

Uncovered Kate Middleton bikini pictures. (LaineyGossip)

JWoww shows cleavage, obviously. (DrunkenStepfather)

Selena Gomez gets see-through in Puerto Rico. (GossipCenter)

War Horse, Meh. Kate Middleton, Oh Mama.

I must admit, we didn’t really get the movie War Horse here. We get why a dude would move heaven and earth and spend years and years of his life tracking down the hot girl who got away, but when that hot girl is a horse, yeah, you lost us. 

Nevertheless, the U.K. premiere of War Horse brought out the snapple-box of British celebrities, most definitely not the least of which was the Duchess of Cambridge, the future Queen, and our be-lusted princess, Kate Middleton, who has been turned into something of a gentle-hand waving public figure at this point in her regal career, but still stands out amongst all monarchial types for just being super hot, even if dressed in far too much clothing. Yep, we’d circumnavigate the globe for a tiny taste of Middleton, but as far as tracking down our lost pony, well, the world does need glue. Enjoy.

P.S. Happy 30th Birthday, Kate.

 

Kate Middleton Simply Regally Hot Out in London

Princess Kate, Duchess Catherine, Mrs. Prince Billy, the future Queen of England, call her what you will, I’d like to call her to my castle keep for a late night hearth warming if you know what I’m saying. Kate Middleton is clearly and most decidedly the hottest British Royal since somebody important invented the camera (oil paintings are just great big lies!). 

Kate Middleton hit the streets of London tonight for one of the myriad of charity events she attends to conduct her noble work, and flaunt her noble looks, and…man, do I want to make her my lady for a night. Row boat her down the Thames under cover of darknesst to my studio apartment castle where we would play some wickedly intense games of  tag, dungeons included, until the sun rose on our nekkid debauchery and Kate was whisked back under cloak to her royal palatial confines, left with nothing but her own fond memories and the distinct smell of cocoa butter.

Dare to dream the regal dream. Enjoy.

Our Be-Lusted Kate Middleton Candidly Caught Grocery Store Shopping

You have two choices here, you can lie and pretend you’re not the guy who ogles hot women at the grocery store loading their food selections onto the checkout counter, or you can be honest and admit that you pray there’s a large heavy object in the bottom of their cart. Okay, women, you’ve now learned another one of our dirty little shameful never-gonna-stop secrets.

And when that grocery store sexy shopper turns out to be none other than the future queen of England, the Britty brunette  hottie Duchess Catherine, a.k.a., Kate Middleton, well, by gum, you’re pulling all your Karma cards in hopes of a large winter melon buried on the shopping cart lower rail. Who knew that the future bluest of bloods (that mean’s aristocrat, you chumps, not that the sight of her makes the vein in your…. never mind) does her own grocery shopping? Meat and potatoes and Kate lifting that sweater over her head and we have the recipe for a perfect evening in my 850-square foot castle. Enjoy.

Weekend Links

Gwyneth Paltrow cleavy award show dress. (GossipCenter)

LeAnn Rimes in a see-through top. (HuffPo)

The Olsens vs. the Middletons. (FoxNews)

Mila Kunis sexiest red carpet appearances. (Celebuzz)

Taylor Swift classes it up for the CMA’s. (LaineyGossip)

Sasha Grey has a lot of wisdom to share with these kids. (TMZ)

Melanie Iglesias gets in a bikini for the troops. (Popoholic)

Late Arrival

Katie Holmes leggy Late Show visit. (GossipCenter)

Kristen Stewart and Charlize Theron in Snow White and the Huntsman. (HuffPo)

Is Kate Middleton knocked up? (FoxNews)

Mike Tyson channels Herman Cain. (TMZ)

Carey Mulligan is getting full frontal. (theFABlife)

This makes me cringe. (CollegeHumor)

Eva Longoria in tight black pants. (Popoholic)

More Sextastic Brunette Brit: Elizabeth Hurley or Kate Middleton

Wow, this one is tough. Elizabeth Hurley these days and her brand new flesh puppies and hot MILF body packed into the teeny tiny dresses she wears to special events vs. the hottest future Queen of England in many many centuries, the slender-herself but butt-inspiring elder Middleton sister, Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge. Hmm. Mmm. So much British finery on display here.

Two sexy grown-up crumpets. I suppose in the end the contest would come down to who was more willing to go the extra mile to please the judge. And, no, not what you’re thinking, I mean, unless you were thinking fellatio, then, yeah. Enjoy.