You have two choices here, you can lie and pretend you're not the guy who ogles hot women at the grocery store loading their food selections onto the checkout counter, or you can be honest and admit that you pray there's a large heavy object in the bottom of their cart. Okay, women, you've now learned another one of our dirty little shameful never-gonna-stop secrets.
And when that grocery store sexy shopper turns out to be none other than the future queen of England, the Britty brunette hottie Duchess Catherine, a.k.a., Kate Middleton, well, by gum, you're pulling all your Karma cards in hopes of a large winter melon buried on the shopping cart lower rail. Who knew that the future bluest of bloods (that mean's aristocrat, you chumps, not that the sight of her makes the vein in your.... never mind) does her own grocery shopping? Meat and potatoes and Kate lifting that sweater over her head and we have the recipe for a perfect evening in my 850-square foot castle. Enjoy.
Kate Middleton Simply Regally Hot Out in London
Princess Kate, Duchess Catherine, Mrs. Prince Billy, the future Queen of England, call her what you will, I'd like to call her to my castle keep for a late night hearth warming if you know what I'm saying. Kate Middleton is clearly and most decidedly the hottest British Royal since somebody important invented the camera (oil paintings are just great big lies!).
Kate Middleton hit the streets of London tonight for one of the myriad of charity events she attends to conduct her noble work, and flaunt her noble looks, and...man, do I want to make her my lady for a night. Row boat her down the Thames under cover of darknesst to my studio apartment castle where we would play some wickedly intense games of tag, dungeons included, until the sun rose on our nekkid debauchery and Kate was whisked back under cloak to her royal palatial confines, left with nothing but her own fond memories and the distinct smell of cocoa butter.
Dare to dream the regal dream. Enjoy.
KATE MIDDLETON ROYAL HOTNESS