Kate Middleton

Late Arrival

By Jon | November 10, 2011 @ 12:00 pm

Katie Holmes leggy Late Show visit. (GossipCenter)

Kristen Stewart and Charlize Theron in Snow White and the Huntsman. (HuffPo)

Is Kate Middleton knocked up? (FoxNews)

Mike Tyson channels Herman Cain. (TMZ)

Carey Mulligan is getting full frontal. (theFABlife)

This makes me cringe. (CollegeHumor)

Eva Longoria in tight black pants. (Popoholic)

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More Sextastic Brunette Brit: Elizabeth Hurley or Kate Middleton

By Jon | September 29, 2011 @ 11:39 am
Elizabeth Hurley vs. Kate Middleton
Elizabeth Hurley at a Breast Cancer Event in London
Elizabeth Hurley at a Breast Cancer Event in London
Kate Middleton Visits Surrey
Kate Middleton Visits Surrey
Kate Middleton Visits Surrey
Kate Middleton Visits Surrey
Kate Middleton Visits Surrey
Kate Middleton Visits Surrey
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Wow, this one is tough. Elizabeth Hurley these days and her brand new flesh puppies and hot MILF body packed into the teeny tiny dresses she wears to special events vs. the hottest future Queen of England in many many centuries, the slender-herself but butt-inspiring elder Middleton sister, Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge. Hmm. Mmm. So much British finery on display here.

Two sexy grown-up crumpets. I suppose in the end the contest would come down to who was more willing to go the extra mile to please the judge. And, no, not what you're thinking, I mean, unless you were thinking fellatio, then, yeah. Enjoy.

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Moneymoon

By Jon | August 23, 2011 @ 12:15 pm

Egotastic! sends Kim Kardashian sex tape sales to new climax highs. (FoxNews)

Natalie Portman is back! (HuffPo)

Great men of history's great pick-up lines. (CollegeHumor)

Zoe Saldana sexes up Miami. (GlobalGrind)

Hot chicks forgetting to wear bras. (TheChive)

Is Selena Gomez a free woman? (GossipCop)

Kate Middleton and Pippa Middleton hit the beach. (SocialiteLife)

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READER FINDS: Mas Silvina Luna Topless, More Michelle Hunziker Sans Bikini, Candice Boucher Nekkid, Kate Middleton Classic Upskirt, and Juliana Horta Brasileiro Heat

 
By Jon | July 29, 2011 @ 9:19 am
Silvina Luna Topless Sunbathing
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Thanks to all of you out there in happy fappy reader land, today's Reader Finds contains more hot bare boobtastic than a fantasy sequence from any number of my Catholic School girls shower nightly dreams. You guys (and girls today) really are the best, including contributions of even more topless wonderments from the sex-taped Silvina Luna, a bevy of super Swissian Michelle Hunziker without her bikini, outdoor nekkidness from South Africa's finest, Candice Boucher, a Kate Middleton classic upskirt we'd yet to see, and  sexy as all-hell, Juliana Horta, from our peeps in Brazil not wanting to be outdone. It's really quite a collection not seen before in Reader Finds. The stakes have been officially raised.

Check out the Vast Selection of Hot ReaderFinds »
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Out With the Old, In With the New: Kate Middleton Set To Raise the Royal Hotness Meter By A Billion

By Bill Swift | July 22, 2011 @ 10:10 am
Kate Middleton Set to Be the Future Queen of England

Talk about a changing of the guards. Time for the grand old dame to set sail on the H.M.S. Ice Float, if you know what I'm saying, the era of Queen Kate Middleton can not come soon enough. I know what Henry Tudor would have done to expedite this matter.

(Please note, this is just a joke. We wish nothing but a long and healthy life for the current Queen of England. Seriously, you can listen to our voicemail messages, it's all we talk about here. LLTQ.)

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Jennifer Lopez and Blake Lively Among the Hotties Who Came Out to Knob Hobs with Kate Middleton at BAFTA Event

By Jon | July 11, 2011 @ 9:44 am
Kate Middleton at the BAFTA Brits to Watch Event
Jennifer Garner at the BAFTA Brits to Watch Event
Elizabeth Banks at the BAFTA Brits to Watch Event
Jennifer Lopez at the BAFTA Brits to Watch Event
Blake Lively at the BAFTA Brits to Watch Event
Nicole Kidman at the BAFTA Brits to Watch Event
Talulah Riley at the BAFTA Brits to Watch Event
Jessica Chastain at the BAFTA Brits to Watch Event
Anna Kournikova at the BAFTA Brits to Watch Event
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Apparently, I'm not the only one in town with a monster crush on Duchess Catherine, because an entire swarm of celebrity hotties got dolled up for some trumped up BAFTA event which was all just an excuse to meet Kate Middleton and Prince Combover at this posh L.A.glamour fest. I can't really remember a time I've seen so many prima donnas go gaga and giggly over the chance to meet a celeb even bigger than themselves. There is something to be said for royalty still.

These giggling Tinsel Town ladies in waiting included Jennifer Garner, Elizabeth Banks, Blake Lively, Jennifer Lopez, Jessica Chastain, Nicole Kidman, Talulah Riley, and a mightily underated Gugu Mbatha-Raw. So much hawtness in one location; now that is truly majestic. Enjoy.

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British Hotness Invasion! The Royal Duchess Has Landed!

By Bill Swift | July 8, 2011 @ 7:41 pm
Duchess Catherine Touches Down in the U.S.
Duchess Catherine Touches Down in the U.S.
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The thought of Prince Combover having his way with Kate Middleton, my be-lusted, well, almost too much to bear, but now she's in my homeland. I shall storm her castle walls, sally forth into her keep, and dutifully exercise the full extent of my lance to liberate her from unfulfilled evenings. Or, in the alternative, I might just eat at the new Chick fil-A eight blocks from where she's staying in L.A. and sigh like a sad puppy.

Welcome to the U.S., Your Duchessness.

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