Karrueche Tran

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Typically I know you’re supposed to feel sad for people going through a breakup, but when a girl is breaking up with Chris Brown and she’s not injured, dead, or passed out in the street, you have to kind of feel mostly happy and relieved for her. Karrueche Tran may very well get back together with the troubled R&B singer. I’ve never quite understood the ways of bad love. But I do understand how Asian models in bikinis, a group in which Karrueche showed once more with her little two piece in Miami she very much belongs.

Kurrueche and half of celebrityville are in Miami this week for the silly art exhibitions, providing great cover for partying, drinking, and for those that got ‘em, showing off stellar bikini bodies along the beach. Kaurrenche’s naturally lean frame and tight little booty definitely get ogled even among the stellar competition permanently affixed to the sand this time of year. May tiny white bikinis never go out of style. Enjoy.

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Karrueche Tran Tiny White Bikini Hotness in Miami

I’m not sure if Karrueche Tran is still going with Chris Brown. I’d like to think that models and really good looking women who exhibit such raw allure in tiny bikinis have more options that horrible boyfriends with histories of violence. But, I also believe the moon is made of cheese and that eenie-meenie-miney-moe is an absolutely honest selection process.

Karrueche is a natural, petite body exotic hottie who could have her choice of men in this world simply by whistling. Or pointing her finger in a come hither pantomime. Or just calling me her servant and ordering me to oil her down. I’d not protest. I’m a sucker for petite dominatrixes with ravenous desires. Or just dominatrixes. Or just women with ravenous desires. Or just women. I’m not a particular fellow. Karrueche, we all have horrible people we’ve dated in the past. Let’s get together and talk about it nekkid in a hot tub. It really is the best therapy. Enjoy.

Karrueche Tran Flashes Sideboob at Free the Nipple Fundraiser

I do so hate to join causes. It’s not that I’m not an incredibly giving, charitable, and also incredibly handsome man. It’s just that I typically get behind some celebrity led action only to discover it wasn’t exactly what I thought it was, or it was run half-arsed, or I just got on a mailing list for stuffed fluffy ponies. I actually love the ponies.

This Free the Nipple campaign certainly seems like something I would be completely behind. I’m not sure it applies to women walking around the city streets topless, being able to breastfeed in public, or just posting topless pictures to Facebook and Instagram. I’m behind that all. And when Karrueche Tran, among others, shows up to a Free the Nipple fundraiser in Hollywood flashing all kinds of sideboob, well, even if less than nipple, consider me intrigued. Naturally, I’ll probably discover after my support that the organization also supports the castration of all men and the removal of the NFL from television to be replaced by more WNBA action. So, apologies in advance. Enjoy.

Karrueche Tran Showing off Booty in Spandex

Hey, being Chris Brown’s girlfriend is no easy task. The bobbing and weaving alone is cause for exhaustion. But model Karrueche Tran seems to be holding up quite nicely while Chris is in Anger Rehab, strutting about L.A. with her perty little booty on display in blessed stretch pants.

Now, some may consider it bad form to follow a sextastic celebrity around town and check out her backside. I like to call it my job five days a week and my hobby the other two days. If God didn’t intend us to stare, he would not have invented Spandex. Enjoy.

Karrueche Tran Has One Tight Little Bikini Booty on Her

I suppose the big news was that Chris Brown’s regular new girlfriend Karrueche Tran was seen hanging out with another guy on the beach in Miami over the weekend. I suppose this might mean Chris Brown now has to get somebody from his posse to throw a bottle at this guy’s head.

But what interests me far more than passive aggressive rap culture paybacks is that tight little bottom on Karrueche Tran. Sure, the entire bikini package is nothing to sneeze at (unless you’re allergic to girls, oh, perish the though). But that booty, wow. I just want to squeeze it with both my hands and my feet. Then, of course, duck away from a flying bottle. Enjoy.

Karrueche Tran Flashes Camel Toe at Kandyland

I’m not sure if Karrueche Tran is still dating Chris Brown or whether she’s found safety, but I like to think the latter, even as I am admittedly staring deep into the camel toe clef she was sporting at the Kandyland charity event in Beverly Hills. Truly nothing says giving like wearing an outfit so tight around your privates that you reveal the general nature of your lady nest to the public.

Karrueche Tran is a model, a celebrity girlfriend, and, now, quite the humanitarian. Bless you, Karrueche Tran. You are a vivacious gal. Enjoy.

Karrueche Tran Bikini Pictures for Your Chris Brown Booty Call Views

When you’re an immature by highly self-involved abusive hip hop star like Chris Brown, you’re not going to go too long without a main lady to baby you and stroke your ego, among other bio parts. For Chris Brown, post-Rihanna, he’s fallen into the rather petite arms of model Karrueche Tran, who was spotted in a skimpy black bikini in Miami over the weekend.

Karrueche Tran seems like a slight girl in stature, which means Chris can probably man-handle her without fear of a strong counter. Also, that booty of hers, while not rap song worthy, sure seems like it could crack a decent sizes walnut with a little grunt and squeeze. There’s something to be said for that skill. As a girlfriend, or just as a fun party trick. Enjoy.