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Weekly Sextastic Twitpic Roundup Includes Candace Bailey, Shakira, The Michalka Sisters, and Much Much More…

Oh, blessed mother of self-published pics, how you grace us. There really is no better modern day phenomenon, a billion dollars worth of Instagram phenomenon, than sextastic celebrities shooting pictures of themselves on their camera phones and distributing them out to the world wide digisphere. Wunderbar.  

This weeks Sextastic Twitpic roundup includes self-shot contributions from G4 hottie hostess, Candace Bailey, some bunny love from Shakira, a couple of at home shots from AJ Michalka and Aly Michalka, Sara Jean Underwood mounting another woman, Kendall Jenner bikini teen delights, and so much more we can't even list it all. It's a veritable plethora of personal celebrity pics that must be seen to be appreciated. Enjoy.

Victoria Justice, Erin Wasson, and Miranda Kerr Standouts at InStyle Golden Globes After Party

The after parties are where it all happens. Where the sexy celebrities with acting chops who get to attend the awards get to meet the sexy celebrities who don't have so much of the talking and speaking and emoting talent and we pretend they're all equals, because in the eyes of Egotastic!, if they're hot, they truly are.

In addition to the Golden Globe Awards hotness of Jessica Alba, Emma Stone, and Maria Menounos, the Instyle party featured noteworthy ogling opportunity contributions from always hot Miranda Kerr in a push-up top, Victoria Justice who makes our mouth water with the devil's drool, Erin Wasson, a fashion model and dress designer who designed herself one wicked hot outfit, Kaley Cuoco, bubbly princess hottie, and Billionaire Barbie (yeah, I know, we almost included Nicky Hilton too, but her net negative personality sucked the thrill out of us like a wet sponge). 

And, while the Instyle Party was the place to be in L.A. last night, I'd like to give a shoutout to my poda-masseuse, Gagne Soo, who showed up at my Golden Globes viewing party with three BBWs who plowed through my crudités platter in less than seven minutes. It was like watching a NatGeo sweeps week 'Attack of the...' program. Enjoy.

Hottie of the Year?

Jennifer Lopez hot magazine cover. (FoxNews)

Beyonce cleavy new video. (HuffPo)

Lauren Conrad shows some leg. (GossipCenter)

Why the rest of us drink Gatorade. (CollegeHumor)

Kaley Cuoco is so choice. (GossipCop)

Miranda Kerr in her underwear. (Celebslam)

Why Charlize Theron, January Jones and Blake Lively duking it out? (LaineyGossip)

Dying to Work

Lindsay Lohan hits up the morgue. (GossipCenter)

Damn it, Kaley Cuoco. (HuffPost)

Courtney Stodden gets kicked out of the pumpkin patch. (FoxNews)

Mad Men without January Jones. (CollegeHumor)

Our favorite hipster hottie, Zooey Deschanel. (GlobalGrind)

Selena Gomez vs. Demi Lovato. (Idolator)

Aisha Tyler latest gig. (LaineyGossip)

What the Flux

Adrianne Curry thrown out of Comic-Con for risque costume. (HuffPo)

Adriana Lima and other celebs who kept their V-Cards. (FoxNews)

Blake Lively looking hot on set. (Celebuzz)

Kaley Couco new gig. (GossipCenter)

Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton reunited and it feels so good. (TMZ)

Bill Nye the Science Guy breaks bad. (CollegeHumor)

Leighton Meester mama drama. (TheSuperficial)

Ashley Tisdale and Kaley Cuoco (Covered) Nekkid Portraits Are More Than Just a Little Alluring

Um, double yum.

Super petite Hellcat hottie, Ashley Tisdale, and blonde Hop and Big Bang Theory sexy bomb, Kaley Cuoco took it off, all off, for the pages of the upcoming Allure magazine and, well, did I say double yum already? Every year Allure talks some sexy celebrities out of their clothes and into their birthday suits for a bit of almost-nekkid photographic wonderment. Side boobs. Bare bottoms. Super hotness.

I feel something awesome in the air, something magical this coming summer, and I think we are just on the very tip of what's going to be a very memorable season of celebrity skin. Stay tuned. And, enjoy.

Kaley Cuoco Twits Sexy Morning After Big Bang Pictures (with Bonus Hotness)

Big Bang Theory? I got your big bang right here, sister. How many letters have we gotten denouncing our dismal posting of the super blonde hottie, Kaley Cuoco. Well, 437 letters to be precise. Yep, I counted them all, because that's what OCDs do. We count. And each one of those literary tongue lashings have been on point. Kaley Cuoco is a vastly underrated hottie. And, more to the point, she's now tweeting pictures of herself looking all 'morning-after-big-banging' and that is doubly hot. Enjoy.

(Shoutout to Egotastic! superfan 'Conor S.' for these Kaley Cuoco fine-ass additions via Maxim earlier this year.)