I’ll say this for non-boob showing television shows, their ladies love to show cleavage during award season for their medium. The million dollar mammaries could not be contained at this weekend’s Primetime Emmy Awards, where scores of hotties came decked out in low cut top, or just looking mighty fine, boob tube fantastics such as Christina Hendricks, Kat Dennings, Heidi Klum, Padma Lakshmi, January Jones, Sofia Vergara, Alexandra Breckenridge, Hayden Panettiere, Julianne Hough, Julie Bowen, Zooey Deschanel, and Claire Danes.
Yes, it was an evening filled with Hollywood patting itself on the back. But a day today for us to remember the best of Hollywood’s front side. Enjoy.
Many of you have been Julie Bowen lustees since Ed and E.R., or at least newcomers since Modern Family began, or maybe you just like 40-something sextastic blonde actresses who keep themselves in tip-top hot shape for the benefit of the discriminating gentleman. We love capturing our favorite thespianics early in the morning, prior to hair and makeup, to get a solid glimpse of the real woman behind the woman, and in the case of Julie Bowen, outside of the desire to buy her a sandwich, we must applaud her au natural aura and chestal curves atop of her lean form.
It’s still not quite enough to get us to switch from Cocoa Puffs and cartoons in the morning to an actual exercise routine, but it has given us the incentive to buy an even stronger pair of binoculars to long distance admiration. Enjoy.
Each week, we leave it up to our readers to collect and disseminate (apropos) some of the finest faptastic fineries in all of celebrity land, and you all never disappoint. You’re the Kobe Bryant of consistent scoring, you know, minus the backcourt hotel room misconduct. It’s all good.
This weeks contribution from our ogling community at large includes a peek-a-butt of Ariana Grande, a single-frame slip of ever-cleavy Giada De Laurentiis, Rosie Jones flashing her mighty roses, what at least appears to be a Julie Bowen bare top reveal, Stacy Keibler and her perfect asstastic on your coffee table, and newcomer Shanina Shaik spreading the multicultural hotness.
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This is the week or month or year of Jennifer Aniston, she’s winning awards for veteran hotness, she’s in a ton of movies, and she’s even stealing other women’s boyfriends now with her kinder cooch, so it’s no surprise that she also stole 98% of the attention at last night’s L.A. premiere of Horrible Bosses, looking rather veteran fine. Now, granted, Jennifer and her team do have total control over what other females are allowed within 500 feet of her during all appearances, both on and offscreen, but, I don’t think she has much to be worried about, despite some extra sauce of hotness brought on by the likes of Jennifer Love-Hewitt, Julie Bowen, and Taylor Cole.
I haven’t seen Horrible Bosses yet, so I can’t confirm what I fear most, that rumors of Jennifer Aniston topless in the film are likely false, but, still holding out great hope for Wanderlust, where it’s all but confirmed by our secret Egotastic! spies that she was filmed topless, and just hoping it doesn’t get cut out of that film coming out in November. Enjoy.
(P.S. Whoever got Jennifer Love-Hewitt into that dress deserves some kind of award for mechanical engineering.)
Yep, we go there. Because we love all things boobs. This Julie Bowen breastfeeding picture was snapped by the star of Modern Family herself, while double-handling her bodacious twins (as in her babies, not her melons). Some people will look at this picture and see two cute boys nursing sustenance from their mama. I see two definite, future Egotastic! viewers. Breastfeeding is our farm system.
The breastfeeding baby mama claims that milking is the key to her return to a nice body. You be the judge from these recent Julie Bowen swimsuit pictures:
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I’ve had something of a crush on Julie Bowen since her days on Ed, and she’s great on Modern Family (which is one of the funniest shows on TV right now), so I was really excited about these Julie Bowen bikini pictures. But I think I might have been a little more excited if we had gotten some Julie Bowen bikini pictures back when she was on Ed. Don’t get me wrong, she still looks great, but I wouldn’t mind if things would have been a little higher up… Now, where are those Sofia Vergara bikini pictures!?
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