Bridget Marquardt busts out of her Halloween costume. (Celebuzz)
Julianne Hough has always been hot. (HuffPo)
Rooney Mara pierced nipple. (FoxNews)
Ashley Tisdale hits the gym. (GossipCenter)
The dirty secrets of Miley Cyrus. (TMZ)
Ladies showing monster cleavage. (TheChive)
Selena Gomez sports some awesome cleavage. (Popoholic)
Julianne Hough flashes some sweet cleavage. (Celebuzz)
Emma Watson, natural hottie. (HuffPo)
Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian each get Lucky. (FoxNews)
Birthday girl, Kate Winslet, hottest movie scenes. (Celebuzz)
Meet the Israeli Snookie. (TMZ)
Lara Stone sexy bondage pictures. (DrunkenStepfather)
Zooey Deschanel is definitely not a robot sent to destroy the human race. (CollegeHumor)
Now, you know how I feel about Hollywood remaking perfectly awfully-great films of the past just to turn a fresh buck on a classic title. Well, I feel underwhelmed. Kind of like when the toilet-paper came out of the bra on my prom date, the formerly busty Eva Barnes-Marie. Watching my second-base awesomeness dwindle down to a chestal plain that resembled a topographical map of the state of Kansas on that fateful night, I realized that there is some inherent value in originals, less so in dolled up knockoffs. Woe be the man who tries to out-cheese Kevin Bacon.
All of which is irrelevant today, because the craptastic Footloose remake did lead to some awesomeness, notably in the red carpet premiere hotness of Footloose actress and Seacrest beard, Julianne Hough, along with Ashley Tisdale who just showed up because she’s got a killer body and needs places to show it off, and ever-young-hottie Victoria Justice who looked all kinds of ready to be the mother of my next round of illegitimate babies, it was quite the sexy-studded event. So, in summary, mindless creative Hollywood reboots — poo, trifecta of hot celebs decked out for the premiere — quite nice. Enjoy.
Britney Spears sexes up the Russian stage. (Idolator)
Christina Hendricks heats up the red carpet. (Celebuzz)
Molly Sims bites the dust. (HuffPo)
Julianne Hough vs. Lacey Schwimmer: Bikini body battle. (FoxNews)
Selena Gomez gets Euro trashy. (Celebuzz)
Vanessa Hudgens flashes some flesh. (theFABlife)
Jennifer Lopez is in full-out party girl mode. (GossipCop)
Are these the 100 best celebrity bikini photos of 2011? You be the judge. (Complex)
Julianne Hough looking particularly cleavy. (Popoholic)
Julianne Moore fulfills our hot teacher fantasies. (HuffPo)
Bikini Battle: Audrina Patridge vs. Whitney Port. (FoxNews)
Reese Witherspoon gets hit by a car. (TMZ)
Damn you, auto-correct! (CollegeHumor)
Ali Lohan isn’t fooling anybody. (theFABlife)
Hottest ginger celebrities. (Ranker)
The Hollywood Leaks team is at it again, this morning peeking into the purse of Julianne Hough, blonde hottie actress and current Seacrest beard.
Visit our buddies at Celebslam who have the entire gallery of Julianne Hough inspected gadget photos.
I’m not exactly sure what hotties Julianne Hough and Ashley Tisdale were doing together yesterday in Miami, and, I don’t really care. I learned long ago not to ask too many questions about awesome things happening, or they might go away. And I would dearly miss these two little bikini clad sexy celebrities WaveRunning in their little swimsuits, flashing their midriffs, adjusting their tops, and flashing a combined four buns worth of asstastic. Shhhhh. Just let it roll over your like a sextastic warm wave. And, enjoy.