You know how much we love our faithful readers, somewhat more than a fresh gorgonzola, somewhat less than our Playstation, right there in the perfect middle. But, you all rise to game console level fondness each Friday as we review the piles and piles of fleshtastic celebrity content you deliver to our doorstep in warm heaping moundfuls. Yum.
This week's Reader Finds includes some classic Nikki Ziering nekkids, some newly uncovered Davalos Twins curvy extraordinary lingerie pics, some Erin McNaught additions to the wonderful set from a week ago, Nastasza Urbanska doing some on-floor crotch grabbing, Jordan Carver in maybe her only topless pose ever, and a photo of Ellen Page we're told confirms her lesbionics (not super shocking).
Egotastic! loyalist 'Adam' simply could not believe that he couldn't find these classic Nikki Ziering nekkids from her Bunny mag spread on our site; I think he was fuming, perhaps even stewing, well, stew no longer, friend as the blonde bombshell flashes her top and bottom and all other parts of her bodacious body north, south, east, and west, for the benefit of all her love the sextastic.
Oh, Camila and Mariana Davalos, how you set my Colombian hottie heart afire with all types of sultry lust and desires to pull out the riding crop and enforce some ridiculously random justice upon thine bottomsides. Well, thanks to Egotastic! reader 'Alejo R.' we have a few classic, but new to us views of these twins delicious lingerie spectaculars. Silk never ever looked finer on a pair of hottie sisters.
Remember all the way back to a week ago when readers sent in some delightfully topless pictures of Aussie TV actress, Erin McNaught? Personally, it's burned into my gray matter like a hot sexy perma-brand. Well blessed be EgoSuperFans 'Mathias G.' and 'Jan W.' for supplementing Ms. McNaught's super hot topless pictorial stock with these mighty fine skin additions to the collection. We could not be more pleased.
Shoutout to all of our Polish friends and readers, most notably today 'Daniel K' who insisted we take a gander at Natasza Urbańska, a Polish actress who is high kicking butt on the Polish edition of Dancing with the Stars this season. Apparently, Natasza likes to get a little bit naughty on the dance floor and it's causing some kind of murmur and uproar over appropriate behavior. Personally, I've been hearing those same rumors my whole life; you learn to tune them out. I hope Natasza sticks it right in their face (or mine).
EgoReader 'Jan W.' is doubling down this week with a claim that German boobtastic model extraordinaire, Jordan Carver, who claims to have never posed her GG or HH or some huge sized rack without cover for the snappers, may indeed have one topless photo out there. We're not precisely sure of the accuracy of this claim, bur sure are having a delight inspecting the monster funbag clues.
Finally, from a very excited reader, 'Veritas', a pictures that purports to show little indie hottie Ellen Page kissing another girl. These lesbionic rumors have been swirling around Ellen Page for some time now, to which we of course say, unless there are pictures of her nekkid with another woman, it's none of our concern, and even then, just for faptastic funtime material. So, you know, if you've got some of those, please do share. And, enjoy.
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Jordan Carver Brings Out the Big Guns for a Waterside Exhibition
Editors note: some or all of the images in this post have been removed at request of JCM.
We've made it to Friday. I don't know about your week, I mean, we do spy a little on you upscale perverts, but it's been one hell of a week with our upgrade site launch and also this unfortunate case of the itches in the taintal area, but let's just call that a private matter. If you're like us here, you're only a couple or three or none hours into a cocktail ease into a weekend of sports and pretending to be interested in your girlfriend's shammy selections for the guest bedroom (the future guest bedroom, because no man has a real guest bedroom, because even if you do have an extra room, in your mind it's just a gaming room or home theater waiting to happen).
We're pretty mindless when it comes to celebrating Friday and any old big funbags always serve their purpose. But today, thanks to Jordan Carver and this wet and wooly lakeside photoshoot, we don't just have any old plump melons, we have some of nature's (and nature's helpers) finest duo of milkers from anywhere on this blue planet. And it's giving me an idea for a brand new cocktail. Enjoy.