Nature has yet to invent a beauty equal to the not so mysterious wonder of two hot topless girls playing with each other. Really, I’ve seen the waterfalls and canyons and mountain peaks and rainbows, this is really tops. Bless you Stacey Poole and your BFF Joey Fisher for reminding me of the pure passion inducing power of even slightly faked lesbionics. There’s nothing fake about my feelings, I assure you.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to express myself emotionally and I’m not super comfortable doing that in front of others. It takes a real man to admit his girlish feelings. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Zoo Magazine
Sometimes, you just need a little fluffy funbags in your face to make the midweek hump seem a whole lot humpier. For me, I couldn’t be more pleased with my Wednesday boobtastic repast. Namely, the giftedly bosomed Joey Fisher stripping out of her top and jeans to bring a whole new meaning to the word, ‘Yum’.
I don’t care who you are or what you do, life can take its toll on you. But as always, preciously sweet summer melons are the long journey’s oasis. The vision of moist nirvana breaking up your desert trek. Joey Fisher’s sweater puppies could milk up many a weary parched traveler. As long as I’m first, I’m good with sharing. Bless you and your gorgeous mams, Ms. Fisher. Huzzah!
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Oh, sure, the true romantic feelings between busty hotties Joey Fisher and Leah Francis may be faked, but since when do we care about faked emotions? We’re men. We do that in our sleep. What is important is the crazy hot visuals of Joey and Leah in their black lingerie rolling around atop and astride one another until those tops come off. Now that’s what I call romance.
There is no greater love than that expressed between two beautiful young women while gentlemen oglers stare on in a happy stupor as in this wonderful Zoo magazine pictorial. I’m sure the classic poets used to write all about it. I didn’t read much in school. Joey, Leah, if you ever need a place to hang and ply your sextastic friendship fun time activities, just let me know. Mi casa is most definitely su casa. Bring a change of undies. Enjoy.
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Joey Fisher really is starting to climb the charges of my busty brunette Britty glamour model charts. Yes, there’s a chart. It’s a 3-D bar chart and it sits on my table to remind me that I once took an Excel class and the only thing I’ve ever done with it is make charts about faptastic full funbags. Though I knew that going into the class.
Joey is featured in video stills from behind the scenes of her latest Nuts magazine photoshoot and baring all kinds of outrageously ripe melons dangling from her lovely lady body. Her dangle is downright perfect. If you’re not dreaming of role playing Dairy Farmer Bob while peeking at Joey Fisher, you need to get your imagination maker fixed. It probably needs a reboot. Enjoy.
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Oh, how I love it when the girls get together for a little funtime showtime of their faptastic female forms. Busty glamour models Sophie Reade, Stacey Poole, Kym Graham and Joey Fisher all got into the same room at the same time to create an octet of funbags that has me running for the hills then quickly back down again and a couple more times back and forth before I was calm enough to view these photos without hurting my computer screen.
These lovably luscious ladies are lending their unique talents to a brand new and trophy award deserving pictorial in Nuts magazine and generally just making a ton of men feel happy to be, well, men. Okay, you Sapphic leaning ladies and Michelle Rodriguez can certainly ogle as well. This part is for everybody as we celebrate reaching the midpoint of the work week. Boobs on! Huzzah!
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Oh blessed final day of the workweek, you have arrived like a cold frosty beverage on a sweaty hot day. The perfect capper to a week of pretend labor and overhyped sighs. As always, I do hope the week on Egotastic! helps you get through your daily grind with a bit of a smile and perhaps a happy tingle or two. Of course, I am helped in my efforts by the hotness likes of Joey Fisher, Melissa Debling, Rosie Jones, and Sabine Jemeljanova, who all got topless at the Nuts magazine office for some visual wonderments. It’s the office I always imagined Id work in, you know, act like I wasn’t staring as four wickedly sextastic women began to unrobe around me while my insides were melting. I’m blessed to have something not too dissimilar. Minus Rosie, Joey, Melissa, and Sabina. Alas.
On Fridays we give thanks to the beautiful bevy of boobtastic babes that grace our hearts and minds each and every day we have the opportunity to breathe and to ogle. These four ladies just make the world that much sweeter. A wonderful contribution indeed. Thank God It’s Funbags!
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I really never saw myself falling in lust with a girl named, ‘Joey’. But, so it goes, albeit, when we get down to fun time in the boudoir, I might possibly have to call her Joanna or baby or something other than the name of my arch-nemesis through most of middle school.
But what’s in a name? Especially compared to a wicked hot body, as we saw on Joey Fisher in her recent Nuts magazine pictorial, and now even more so in screencaps from her behind the scenes video. It’s really quite spectacular, inspiring, and a perfect way to honor the centuries old tradition of Mammarial Mondays. Enjoy.
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