I'm kind of done with April. I know there's a few days left, but it's the tax season month and even though I don't actually pay taxes since I'm in the 1% (that would be the much less written about bottom 1%, wage earners making less than 11-cents per hour) and a bunch of other shizz that goes on in this month like forgetting my 'first time we kissed' anniversary with my girlfriend (seriously, are you for real ladyfolk?), well, I'm ready for May.
And I'm ready for this week to end. But at Egotastic!, we don't just end things, we blow them the eff out, beginning with highly respectabled funbaggable glamour model Jodie Gasson and her tremendous tubes down by the pond in an ode to the upcoming summer season. With hot weather comes less clothes on some of our favorite sweet and delicious virtual celebrity girlfriends, maybe not as less clothes as Jodie wonderfully shows off in this pictorial, but summer is the time for dreams. So dare to dream. And, enjoy.
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READER FINDS: Kelly Brook Hotness, Daisy Fuentes Camel Toe, and Pam Dawber Pokies (Yeah, That’s Right) and Much Much More…
We have arrived. Bang a gong and collect all your unworldly possessions, it's time for the communal celebration known as Reader Finds, when all of you, give to all of us, in the form of the hot forms of celebrity photos that we all can gawk and stare and drool over. It's like the State Fair, but without the carnie kids picking your pockets.
This week's Reader Finds includes some hot photos of our belusted Kelly Brook, Daisy Fuentes in a quite recent flashing of the camel toe, Lacey Banghard topless fun on the beach, Jessica-Jane Clement also flashing on the beach, Jodie Gasson in a topless Twitter flash, Eniko Mihalik in more divine funbag revealing photos, Delta Goodrem looking mighty sextastic, Sherilyn Fenn in her classic movie exhibition, Valerie Trierweiler, the new first lady of France flashing some unseemly leg, model Carolina Dieckmann naughty cell phone pictures, and, way back machine time, Pam Dawber pokies from the 70's. It's all good.