Jodie Gasson

READER FINDS: Kelly Brook Hotness, Daisy Fuentes Camel Toe, and Pam Dawber Pokies (Yeah, That’s Right) and Much Much More…

 

We have arrived. Bang a gong and collect all your unworldly possessions, it's time for the communal celebration known as Reader Finds, when all of you, give to all of us, in the form of the hot forms of celebrity photos that we all can gawk and stare and drool over. It's like the State Fair, but without the carnie kids picking your pockets.

This week's Reader Finds includes some hot photos of our belusted Kelly Brook, Daisy Fuentes in a quite recent flashing of the camel toe, Lacey Banghard topless fun on the beach, Jessica-Jane Clement also flashing on the beach, Jodie Gasson in a topless Twitter flash, Eniko Mihalik in more divine funbag revealing photos, Delta Goodrem looking mighty sextastic, Sherilyn Fenn in her classic movie exhibition, Valerie Trierweiler, the new first lady of France flashing some unseemly leg, model Carolina Dieckmann naughty cell phone pictures, and, way back machine time, Pam Dawber pokies from the 70's. It's all good.

Thank God It’s Funbags: Jodie Gasson Kicks Off Summer With Some Topless Pond Fun

 

I'm kind of done with April. I know there's a few days left, but it's the tax season month and even though I don't actually pay taxes since I'm in the 1% (that would be the much less written about  bottom 1%, wage earners making less than 11-cents per hour) and a bunch of other shizz that goes on in this month like forgetting my 'first time we kissed' anniversary with my girlfriend (seriously, are you for real ladyfolk?), well, I'm ready for May.

And I'm ready for this week to end. But at Egotastic!, we don't just end things, we blow them the eff out, beginning with highly respectabled funbaggable glamour model Jodie Gasson and her tremendous tubes down by the pond in an ode to the upcoming summer season. With hot weather comes less clothes on some of our favorite sweet and delicious virtual celebrity girlfriends, maybe not as less clothes as Jodie wonderfully shows off in this pictorial, but summer is the time for dreams. So dare to dream. And, enjoy.

Jodie Gasson Topless Self-Pics Make Trips to the Bathroom Twice as Fun

 

Sometimes I wonder how much better life would be if every time I stepped into my private restroom facilities a hot blonde celeb glamour model like Jodie Gasson was sitting in there topless. I've basically calculated the percent-better-life number at around 8,000%, give or take a few rounding errors.

When we saw these photos of the sextastic model snapping her own delicious image in the camera, her funbags just ever so ripe and plush, we just had to share. I mean, we won't share our bathroom proper, that we covet like it's our greatest treasure, but hot pics of Jodie taking hot pics of her hotness, how can we not spread those around? Enjoy.

Jodie Gasson Wet, Full-Bodied Fun Time To Finish Off Your Week

 

There's nothing more refreshing to the soul than the site of some full, ripe, forget-those-skinny-biyatches, funbags. The plump melons that reassure a man that if no other source of sustenance is ever discovered on this island Earth, we'll still be just fine.

Jodie Gasson is not your average wafer thing model. She's full-bodied. More pushing for the cushion as the kids like to say. And most undoubtedly packing some serious flesh puppy awesomeness. Don't tell me leering at Jodie is not bringing you back to more peaceful times in the crib. Maybe it's just me, but I'm thinking a warm blanket, some soft lullabies, and Jodie Gasson for supper sounds awfully good. Enjoy.

Jodie Gasson Gets ‘Nekkid On Her Bed’ for Friday Happy Happy Fun Time (VIDEO)

 

Here's a fact: when curvaceous glamour model Jodie Gasson does a video shoot entitled 'Naked On My Bed', it's not going to pass by our nosey eyes unnoticed. Jodie Gasson is fast becoming a favorite of Egotastic! Readers who appreciate the finer, fuller-bodied things in a gentleman's life, a woman who doesn't need a sandwich, but could use just a touch of spicy condiment to bring her sextastic form to delicious perfection. Featured here in her own wiggly and jiggly photoshoot video, Jodie Gasson is the near-perfect way to begin the transition into weekend happy fun time. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Maria Fowler Topless Modeling, Demi Lovato Nipple Peek, Kristin Cavallari Bikini Pics, and Much More

 

Our Reader Finds weekly bit of Friday raunch continues, but with a new look and format. We're quite sure you'll still easily find your way to the goodies, of which, this week, there is another extraordinary sampling of the sextastic thanks in large part, actually, all part, to all of you. Ever amazing job you do.

This weeks Reader Finds includes hot Maria Fowler in a topless photoshoot, Demi Lovato 'slipping' on stage, a classic Kristin Cavallari bikini pictorial, Jolene Blalock in a see-through wet top, Helen Flannagan flashing deep cleavage, Brooklyn Decker looking amazing as usual, Jodie Gasson oiled up the wazzo (literally), the vastly underrated Jaime King, and Michelle Hunziker in a super hot photoshoot. Deep, dark, naughty. Just the way we like it.

Thank God It’s Funbags (TGIF): Jodie Gasson Flashes Her Epic Wares To Boobstart Your Weekend

 

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To paraphrase Honest Abe, you can titillate some of the people some of the time, but you can't titillate all of the people all of the time. Though, of course, we do try. And we listen. So when you Occupy Boobtastic people start clamoring and bemoaning the fact that your very favorite glamour model has been discriminated against by Egotastic!, we listen.

We've received many angry, crayon-written letters asking about the noticeable absence of Page 3 model and all-around Britty glamour model Jodie Gasson. We have nothing to say, but sorry. And, as an apology, to celebrate this kick-off to the weekend with a flesh-filled romp through the topless hot body of Jodie, courtesy of her own fan site and a second photoshoot from an extremely hot motion picture of the Brighton girl. Enjoy.

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