Jodie Gasson

Humpday Huzzah! Jodie Gasson Strips on the Stairs for Funbag Glory

By Bill Swift | October 3, 2012 @ 11:05 am

Jodie Gasson Topless Lace Lingerie Photoshoot

Jodie Gasson makes me happy. Well, hot girls with fabulous funbags make me happy, and Jodie Gasson has those down in spades.

The very reason we invented Humpday Huzzah in our underground laboratories buried 11-feet deep beneath The Sizzler restaurant was to help our hard working readers get through a work week of drudgery, and amazing full and ripe chest puppies get you through drudgery like nobody's business.

Ever since the English lads magazines started making superlative claims about Britain's best boobs and whatnot, well, we've been doing overtime hours kind of research on these mammarial matters. And we'd like to include Jodie Gasson in this discussion. Enjoy.

Thank God It’s Funbags! Jodie Gasson Topless Lingerie Striptease Will Ease You Toward Your Weekend

By Bill Swift | September 21, 2012 @ 10:21 am

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Jodie Gasson Topless Pink Lingerie Photoshoot

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It's been one hell of a week here at work, for you there too? Yeah, I sensed that.

But, we've survived another epic round of paying the bills and it's going to be a weekend filled with however you choose to unwind. We don't judge, well, maybe behind your back, at how you choose to let the steam go on the weekends, but one thing we never judge, only indulge in, is the freshest fullest most smile-inducing funbags on the face of this planet, and bring them to you especially engorged on a Friday when you need them the most.

Hence, Josie Gasson. A miracle of random genetics that produced such a fine specimen of curvaceous womanhood, that less randomly, but more blessedly, routinely exhibits her wicked hot bare flesh so that we may all feel better. Like a nurse to the world. And speaking of nursing... Enjoy.

Jodie Gasson Topless, Outdoors, and Wicked Hot for Ta-Ta-Tuesdays

By Bill Swift | September 4, 2012 @ 12:38 pm

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Jodie Gasson Hot Topless Outdoor Photoshoot

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We have slowly fallen in deep lust with super-bodied Britty glamour model Jodie Gasson. Well, as slow as one can fall in love with a hot blonde with some seriously amazing funbags. So, technically pretty fast actually.

Jodie Gssson is one of those specimens of womanhood who makes you happy to be a chest puppy worshipper, a true spirt of that which drives men into either great accomplishments, or way too many hours with their lavatory door locked and the future promise only of well-worn palms. In her latest pictorial, the bombshell takes her sweet lingerie clad body outdoors only to discover that fine red bra and panties are bit too much clothing for a warm summer day, so, what the heck. Then proceeds to 'what the heck' us right to heck.

For all the money being poured into 3-D technology, it'll never be of much use to us here at Egotastic! until applied to its ultimate content -- ridiculously hot bodies like Jodie Gasson. Enjoy.

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Jodie Gasson Topless Pictures Ever Ease Your Troubled Soul

By Bill Swift | August 16, 2012 @ 1:22 pm

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Jodie Gasson Shows Her Goods in a Topless Photoshoot

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We usually save some of our favorite celeb breastussus for Fridays, but, sometimes, Thursdays needs fabulous twosomes as well, I mean, every day does, who the heck are we to discriminate against Thor, like they didn't have ladies with amazing tubes in Asgard.

Enter Jodie Gasson, one of our very favorite hot bodied glamour models and cheeky innocent looking blonde tease, stripping in a blessedly inevitable pictorial flashing of her twin turbines. It's such an old school theme that never ever gets tired, not with the right girl. A girl like Jodie. Enjoy.

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Jodie Gasson Hot Topless Pictures Provide the Tender Motherly Touch

By Bill Swift | August 9, 2012 @ 9:39 am

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Jodie Gasson Goes Topless for a Lingerie Photoshoot

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I'm not sure what it is about Jodie Gasson, but every time I see her I feel an all-over warm smile coming over me. It's something to do with her maternal-feelings-kindling chest puppies that just cause a system wide meltdown of all that ails and dismays, and makes everything seem right with the world. Such is the true power of the full-bodied boobtastic.

In her sweetest photoshoot to date (in fact, it tastes just like candy if you lick it, go on, try), Jodie perches about in little itty bitts of clothing, showing exactly how awesome it would be to have a wicked hot topless woman just kind of hanging around your apartment all day long. You would not get a lot of work done. And probably miss the ball game. But, you wouldn't care. Enjoy.

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Jodie Gasson Topless Pictures Forever Unparch Our Thirst for Funbags

By Bill Swift | July 30, 2012 @ 1:06 pm

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As you know, there are certain days of the week when we absolutely positively must virtually motorboat our eye-sockets in the voluptuous bare pillow lands of some amazingly hot women. We call those days 'everyday' here are Egotastic!, for this is never an excuse not to revel in the chest puppy goodness that calms our hearts and tickles our loins.

So, thanks to Jodie Gasson for her glorious funbags, removing her shirt for your viewing pleasure in a desert type environment and providing an oasis of lust-inducing skin. Jodie is the kind of girl that turns sadness to happiness, cold to hot, and soft to... well, I think you get the idea. Enjoy.

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Thank God It’s Funbags! Jodie Gasson Promotes Her Perfectly Perty Pair in the Kitchen

By Bill Swift | June 29, 2012 @ 11:18 am

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Jodie Gasson Topless Photos in the Kitchen

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Oh, blessed Friday, holy day of the work week, when the nerds in the back office start drinking their fruity alcohol drinks and the lushes in the front office here start trying to figure out where the back office nerds are stashing the alcohol parts of their drinks. Yep, we found your hidden bottle of Smirnoff, you weak-hiding-shizz mofos.

The point is, you worked hard this week. Or you didn't, but you feel like you did. Or you don't feel like you did, but you still want to feel sorry for yourself enough to justify some form of debauchery this weekend that you will never tell your parents, priest, or future children about (well, maybe a son, when he gets older, when you want to brag about the time the old man knocked boots with a mute woman on the backside of a tortoise at the City Zoo -- that would be a story.)

So, let's kick this mother off with some faptastic funbags, this week courtesy of the ever-delightful, ever-inspiring Jodie Gasson, not quite barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen, but far better, topless and hot. Put a foot-long cheese steak on a plate in her right hand and you pretty much have every man's ultimate fantasy (just in case you were wondering, ladies). Enjoy.