Hello Friday afternoon. Yep, I’m yabba dabba doo looking right at you. Oh, the trouble I shall get into this weekend. In between getting my picture taken with a mall santa and knitting stockings for the mantle, I will be out of control! But, if you’re like me, nothing soothes those male primal urges like the sight of the heavenly bosomy Jodie Gasson
stripping out of her bodysuit for scrumptious udder goodness.
As you know, science and my own intuition have proven that hot lady tubes are the only known means of creating peace on earth and just a touch of goodwill to men. Nobody can be angry when motorboating a fluffy set of mam pies. It’s simply not possible. Proving this statement is my life’s endeavor. One I’m proud to share with you, well, with you and the wicked sextastic Jodie Gasson, with a lean toward more Jodie and less you, if I’m being totally honest. Thank God It’s Funbags!
Photo Credit: Jodie Gasson
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Do I have a thing for lusty busty blondes with natural curvy goodness? I do indeed. I’m a man who stands up for what he believes in, provided I won’t be punched or kicked or have the kids all put Scotch tape in my hair. Oh, second grade, you were rough. Today I’m standing up, as soon as I can without suffering embarrassment, for my hottie delight Jodie Gasson. Jodie’s name alone makes me smile. Jodie’s body makes me smile all over.
Featured in this lovely pictorial in front of the wooden cabin a la the one where Jodie I would likely spend the winter together with nothing but the grinding of our stranger danger parts to keep us warm, Jodie shows why an hourglass figured woman in a slinky dress that soon comes off is just about the most sextastic bit of visual wonderment ever. So simple and yet so hard. I mean her striptease, not… never mind. Job well done, Jodie. Let’s go to Disneyland and get thrown off the Matterhorn for lewd conduct. It’s my dream to someday have that happen when I’m actually with somebody else. Enjoy.
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British hottie Jodie Gasson shook her stuff in a topless striptease photoshoot. She started out wearing a see-through mesh top, giving you a preview of her extraordinary funbags. Then she took it off, (it is a striptease themed shoot after all), and there they were, her lovely giant naturals. At least, I think their natural. It doesn’t really matter, they are great. Jodie is curvy, which I really like. My grandfather always told me that you can’t trust a woman who is too skinny and doesn’t have boobs or butt. These are words I live by. Jodie also has a fantastic booty to go with her jugs. If Jodie really was stripping at the local boob emporium I would spend my entire paycheck getting lap dances and hoping to motorboat those luscious ta-tas.
In the meantime, we have these pictures to indulge our Jodie related fantasies.
British model and professional naked person Jodie Gasson showed off her luscious ta-tas in some sexy purple lingerie. The extra tight slip showed off all of her glorious curves. It was soon removed to display her big beautiful all-naturals for our viewing pleasure. Call me old fashioned, but I like ‘em real and homemade, if you know what I mean. Maybe it’s the Latin man in me that appreciates a girl that has a bit of junk in her trunk. Jodie certainly has a nice round booty that is shapely but in no way too big. Jodie is my kind of woman. I like a girl with curves. The times I’ve been with a curveless too skinny lady in the Biblical sense left me feeling kinda sad.
I’m sure any man who has the pleasure of doing the no-pants dance with Jodie doesn’t ever feel unsatisfied. Maybe I’m just projecting here but I think she proficient in the art of doin’ it.
UK model Jodie Gasson showed off her twin peaks in the rocky wilderness of the desert. She starts off wearing a cropped shirt that doesn’t cover the bottom of her ginormous sand dunes. But she’s so very hot, so she pours water all over her shirt. But now her shirt is wet! Oh, no! What else can she do but take it off? Would you sit around with a soaking wet shirt? Of course not. Jodie’s jugs are a sight to behold. They are without a doubt some of the best, most glorious funbags I’ve seen in a while and it’s my job to study the female boobtacular region. She then strips down to her panties and coquettishly pretends like she’s going to take them off. Jodie is a naughty girl.
I was out in the desert recently but I didn’t see any topless girls like Jodie. There were some lizards and dudes selling turquoise jewelry though.
Oh, hello there, Jodie Gasson. How quite nice of you to be snapping photos of your own curvaceous goodness for super sharing with your fans and all those who delight in the fine female form in all its boobtastic splendor.
How can you not applaud a woman with the delicate graces of Jodie Gasson extending her arm and removing her top and capturing all the fun in her spectacular funbags for the sake of posterity. The term selfie really shouldn’t be used in cases where the full self is not exposed. I don’t need to see you in a sweater in front of a waterfall. Show me your exquisite celebrity body without any clothes on beneath that waterfall. Then you may use the term selfie. If only the world existed according to my rules. Well, me and Jodie’s rules we’d make while in the tub together. Dare to dream. Enjoy.
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When we began with the topless selfies, we entered a new stage of consciousness I had longed for since the time I had my first thought of girls being naughty. Let’s roughly call this age three. Sure, I love seeing the sextastic bosomy ladies being shot by professional photographers, but when these same lovelies share their own hotness with the world via handheld camera, wow, it’s candidly arrousing.
Jodie Gasson has a body I’d like to dive into and stay for the winter. The manner in which we would survive the cold temperatures awaiting spring would someday make an erotic tale banned from sale in all civilized nations. Steamy and intense. Jodie’s female form is like a playground with a sign warning you to prepare for the possibility of excessive chaffing. I am so so ready. Keep on clicking away, Jodie, you are making us very happy here. Enjoy.
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