Audrina Patridge can barely contain her boobage. (Celebuzz)
Demi Lovato and Jojo squeeze close together. (Idolator)
Jessica Simpson shows her serious, serious curves. (HuffPo)
There can be only one Kim Kardashian. (FoxNews)
Paris Hilton gets pissed. (GossipCenter)
Is Britney Spears jealous of her MILF mom? (GossipCop)
Happy birthday, Gisele Bundchen! (TheChive)
Honestly now, how is it I didn't get invited to the young Hollywood hotties party hosted by Nylon magazine? Who loves young Hollywood hotties more than me? Okay, well all love them and we all should have been invited, I mean, let's be real, these girls aren't even going to taste those sandwiches you put out. On the other hand, I'd be stuffing them four at a time into my manly leather satchel for no-cost dinners for a week. Even worse than missing the free eats, I missed seeing one of my secret lust crushes, Amber Lancaster, live and in the flesh (wish it were more flesh). Amber has been stealing red carpets these days and her little female peers must be starting to snipe at her behind the scenes (oh, yeah, it gets nasty, like a dozen feral cats in heat slammed together in a small cage). There's just something special about a real ex-cheerleader playing a cheerleader on TV. Oh, yeah, there's also her amazing body and boobtastic.
In addition to Amber Lancaster, other hotties at the p'arty included Billionaire Barbie, who canceled her night school law classes to attend, Aly Michalka and AJ Michalka, two parts of my sister sextastic sandwich fantasy, Emma Roberts, Jamie Chung, Shenae Grimes, Joanna Levesque (JoJo), Lucy Hale, and Kelsey Chow. Enjoy.
If there's one celeb we post less of but get more requests for, it's Joanna 'Jo-Jo' Levesque. I don't get it. Sort of hot, yes. But... well, I bow to the peoples. Also, to these pretty bodacious tata self-portraits sent out by the former pop singer now twitpickers. I do so love boobs. And cleavage. And pretty much everything about celebrities who like sharing their bodies with the public. So, for today, I concede that it's a Jo-Jo kind of day. Enjoy.
Who do I root for when it comes to sports? The cheerleaders.
And, sometimes, sexy celebrity fans. I don't normally post these types of pictures, but I couldn't help but notice the influx of Boston Celtics fans as the NBA team (as of today) takes a 3-2 lead in the Championship series versus the Los Angeles Lakers. For example, Maria Menounos bikini pictures via Twitter. Yep, Maria Menounous is pretty amazing. And, yes, the Lakers have plenty of gorgeous celebrity fans, and, as soon as I see them in sexy bikinis hoisting Lakers beer cup holders, those will go up as well. Remember, sports are just a game, hot bodies and boobs are life!
And Joanna "JoJo" Levesque:
And, Eliza Dushku for the green:
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Victoria Justice Leads List of Hotties Who Make Me Want to ‘Do Something’ at VH-1 Award Show
Oh, lady in red, thy name is sexy. Victoria Justice led a gaggle of hotties at this weekend's VH-1 Do Something awards, yet another award show where they make up an excuse to hand out trophies to super popular young celebrities, and where the late-teen star of Victorious reminded the ogling community just how damn sexy she really is, getting all grow'd up and flirty in a little red number.
And not exactly like the red carpet competition wasn't fierce, with the likes of a newly healthy and busty Demi Lovato, the soon-to-be-married-starving-herself Kim Kardashian, Victoria's co-star sexy red Ariana Grande, Jo-Jo Levesque, underrated hottie Kristen Bell, Rose McGowan, Cassie Scerbo, and last, but definitely not least, Olivia Munn. Quite a stellar lineup, and that was just the cream that floated to the top, as it were. Enjoy.