Joanna Levesque (JoJo)

Jo-Jo Levesque Little Red Dress Hotness at G.B.F. Film Premiere

The short little red dress seems to be a popular wardrobe choice today among our favorite sextastic celebrities. While the little black dress will never go out of style, the little red dress might give off more of a dangerous quality for the hot bodied wearer. Thought that danger primarily consists of millions of men imagining taking that little red dress off of you. Like Jo-Jo Levesque at last night’s red carpet premiere for the film G.B.F, which I’m told stands for Gay Best Friend, which would seem to be a better title than G.B.F, but Hollywood loves trying to be hip.

We don’t see pop singer Jo-Jo out much these days, at least not in revealing form, so it’s a special treat to see her putting her petite lady curves on display for this dressy event. She really  can turn on the passion-inducing after-burners as needed. We hope to see much more of her at some point. And, yes, by much more, I do mean much less clothing. Enjoy.

Aubrey O’Day Oiled Asstastic and Jo-Jo Levesque Sweaty Cleavage Highlight This Week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Egos never take a holiday (or Egotastic! for that matter) so one of the benevolent blessings of hot celebrity self-published pictures is that they never ever take a break. We have 365 days a year access to the private, often hottest, certainly most intimate, views of celebrities snapping their own cell phone cameras upon their own bodies and sharing with the rest of the world (who they presume adore them, and they are mostly correct). Sometimes, you need to dig to find the real blessings in life.

Leading this week’s must-see sights in the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup are Aubrey O’Day flashing her shiny hiney in a tiny thong, Jo-Jo Levesque post-workout sweaty cleave, Stella Hudgens teen-working herself into starlet revealing mode, Kaley Cuoco low cut in the pumpkin patch, Ariana Grande in her bathroom with bear, and much much more. You owe it to yourself (and to me, dammit!) to check them all out. Enjoy.

Sextastic Twitpic Roundup Includes Self-Published Hotness from Sofia Vergara, Kelly Brook, Katy Perry, and Much More…

What would you say if I told you there were some amazingly candid sextastic pictures available from the likes of uber-hotties Jessica Alba, Sofia Vergara, Kelly Brook, Candace Bailey, Danielle Lloyd, and Katy Cocktease? And what if I told you, they snapped and sent out these photos all by themselves, for the love of spreading personal ogle-worthiness to the world? Well, you might thank the combination of ego (not Egotastic!, just plain old ego) and Twitter/Facebook/Tumblr for providing an outlet for such ego.

Check out all those delicious self-published denizens of Hottieville and much more in this week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup. Enjoy.

Battle of B-List Miami Concert Hotties: Jo-Jo Levesque vs. Jessica Sutta

Now, you’re not likely a teenage girl. And if you are, please do not tell your parents you’re watching Egotastic!, because I’d like to live long enough to be told that my Social Security account actually wasn’t held for my retirement. But if you are, then you probably went cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs over a Miami Beach concert featuring poppy music sort of star, Jo-Jo Levesque and former Pussycat Doll, Jessica Sutta, all in a giant mishmash of craptastic sounds, but some very sweet looking stage moves.

Okay, so I’m not the target demo for the music, but that doesn’t mean we can’t ogle to a fare-thee-well these two minxy chicks strutting around the stage in crotch-spreading marvelous moves, yes, perhaps stolen from Britney circa 2002, but who’s complaining? A scenic view is a scenic view. Enjoy.

JoJo Levesque Concert in Miami

Sextastic Twitpic Roundup Includes Behind the Scenes Bikini Pics from Spring Breakers, Adrianne Curry Asstastic, Arianny Celeste Bikini Hotness, and Much Much More

I’m starting to really wonder if the celebrities themselves aren’t going to drive the paparazzi out of business by snapping sexy photos of themselves in spots, both geographic and bodygraphic, where even the most ardent pap snapper can’t duplicate. The number of Twitpics and Instagrams is increasing, as some of our very favorite sexy celebs just continue the camera work after the professional cameras have all gone home. What a joyous turn of events.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes some hotness from our regularly self-photogging sexy ladies such as Adrianne Curry, Ashley Tisdale, Arianny Celeste, Kendall Jenner, and the trio of minx hotties, Ashley Benson, Vanessa Hudgens, and Selena Gomez on the set of Spring Breakers, and ever so much more. If you like going behind the scenes for private-time hotness, you’ve got to check this out. Enjoy.

Victoria Beckham Grabs Eva Longoria Funbags To Lead Sextastic Celebrity Twitpic Roundup

Bear with us, wait, make that, bare with us, as we skipped a week in our Twitpic roundups so this week’s edition is especially robust, if you will. There are some remarkable photos provided by the self-publishing hands of celebrities who when they can’t get enough attention, stoke some more by distributing their own private and personal photos, often quite intimate. Which, we just happen to love.

This week’s roundup includes the seriously gaunt Victoria Beckham fondling Eva Longoria at an Oscar weekend party, Coco showing why she’s the Twitpic queen, Sofia Vergara getting dressed, Nina Agdal personal bikini pics, and much more more…

All must sees. Check them out. And, enjoy