Joanna Krupa

Victoria Justice Leads List of Red Hotties at the Blue Ball

By Jon | March 28, 2011 @ 8:39 am

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Sure, it's easy to bag on Perez Hilton for being a whiny priggish fop. I mean, really really easy. But, I'm giving props where props are due this morning, and if you can get the likes of uber-young hotties Victoria Justice and Selena Gomez to get decked out and show up for your birthday party, well, you've got undeniable juice. Perez's birthday party 'Blue Ball' brought out a number of sexy celebrities (and, oddly, one young boy) dressed in their dress blues showing off some sextastic wonder. In addition to Victoria and Selena, the hot-blue likes of Joanna Krupa, Charlotte Ross, Jenna Jameson, Eliza Dushku, Camille Grammer, and Aubrey O'Day. Enjoy.

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Joanna and Marta Krupa Lay Down the Sisterly Hotness Gauntlet at the All About Aubrey Event

By Jon | March 8, 2011 @ 9:24 am

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The Krupa sisters were at it again over the weekend at the All About Aubrey event, showing why they just might be the two sexiest celebrity sisters on the face of this spinning mass of rock. Joanna Krupa and Marta Krupa have the boobs and hot bodies of Polish-American goddesses, and the ability to steal all ogling eyes as they sashay their soroal asstastic down any red carpet. They are so invited to my next all you can eat FUNYUNSÂ® party. Enjoy.

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Joanna Krupa Exports Her Windy City Bikini Body to Maxim Russia

By Jon | February 22, 2011 @ 11:33 am

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How far has Russia come? I remember being a kid and reading about people standing in line to wait for toilet paper rations. As I was usually reading about such misery whilst wasting five trees worth of Charmin atop my kid throne, I felt especially guilty. But, now, look how they've come -- ridiculously hot photoshoots like these Joanna Krupa bikini pictures for Maxim Russia. Wow. I can't tell if Joanna Krupa is oiled down or it's just my eyes reflexively tearing up from staring at so much sexiness. That asstastic boobtastic combination is really nearly deadly. Enjoy.

Joanna Krupa Perky Cleavage in Pink

By Jon | February 15, 2011 @ 7:45 am

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Are you a Krupa fan yet? You really should be. The sextastic Joanna Krupa is putting up some consistently great appearances recently, flashing her dancer body and cleavage to drool for, including this appearance at the Ciroc Vodka event where she pulled out the low-cut pink top to put the regal beagles on display. This is one I'm going to dream on for a while. Enjoy.

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Joana Krupa Nippletastic For the Workweek Wind-down

By Jon | February 4, 2011 @ 11:58 am

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Well, it's the end of the workweek here at Egotastic! Six-fingered Gretchen just found out that she can feed all of us here from Jack in the Box with Groupon coupons for about $13 (which means she's pocketed the change from the twenty I spend on the crew once a month to show my amazing generosity). Phan Pho, our techie who becomes inebriated from just smelling a cocktail has just challenged the mailman and former manslaughter convicted Teddy Gee to an Edward 40-hands when the clock strikes 2:00PM. And, my girlfriend has just emailed me a list of suggested Valentine's gifts, for her, which I'm told to use as a guide, but not an actual list, which is girl speak for something no man could understand if he lived to be a million. In short, all is right with the world.

We wanted to end your week on something sexy celebrity, of course. Something hot and tasty and timely and boobtastic, so why not the amazingly hot-bodied Joana Krupa posing for catalog pictures for Euro fashion catalog, Bon Prix, showing off all kinds of teats and boobage and all things sextacular in her see through lingerie number. I'm no clothing catalog marketing specialist (though I once got turned down on a date by one), but I can tell you, aces, baby. If I'm Stephanie Seymour's son, I'm buying that hot black mesh outfit for my mom this Valentine's Day!

From all of us at Egotastic!, enjoy your weekend. You probably really deserve it.

Ah, what the heck. C'mon, what's a weekend sendoff without even more Joana Krupa fantastic boobtastic. Can there ever be enough? Um, no. So, if you're double-dipping, dig into these somehow overlooked Joana Krupa topless pictures from a calendar back a couple years. Epic Krupa. Enjoy.

Joanna Krupa and Marta Krupa Sisterly Bikini Photoshoot (VIDEO)

By Jon | January 18, 2011 @ 7:31 am

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Do you love hot celebrity sisters flashing their hot bikini bodies in a joint photoshoot video? Yes, of course you do. And hot Chicago-styling Polish-American model and Dancing with the Stars veteran Joanna Krupa and her younger up-and-coming modeling sister Marta Krupa in little bathing suits is just the ticket. Now, I've been to Chicago many times and finding hot bodied sexy celebrity sisters, well, the Windy City can be kind of lean. Sit in Soldier Field, take a look to your left, take a look to your right, see what I mean? Now, take a look at this sisterly video and let the sunshine in. Enjoy.

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Joanna Krupa Nude in Playboy

By phil | November 17, 2009 @ 11:45 am

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I don't really know why Joanna Krupa is famous. Supposedly she's an actress and model and other stuff, but all I've ever known her for is being ridiculously hot, which is a valid reason actually, so I guess that works. Still, it's a little bit of a stretch that she's on Dancing With The Stars. It is not a stretch, however, that Joanna Krupa is nude in Playboy this month. No, that makes perfect sense.