Who has the better life? Joanna Krupa who gets to lay out in the sun by her pool most every day baking her perfect bikini body, or, us gentleman oglers who get to size her up, down, and sideways in her tiny two pieces. The answer is neither. It’s actually the guy who gets to help her remove her red bikini and lotion her skin after her bouts in the sun that has it best, that lucky bastard, but we don’t have it so bad.
Just peeking at the fine booty and body on Joanna Krupa in her regular exhibitionist jaunts makes me feel at one with the world, or at least at one with my male nature, sometimes, literally at one so I do keep the No Me Moleste sign handy outside the door. She is one fine Housewife who you don’t even have to watch that insipid show to catch in her most glorious visuals. Yeah, we’ve got it pretty good. Enjoy.
The hottest Housewife of them all, Joanna Krupa, showed off once again in a bright colored bikini in her poolside play retreat, flashing all kinds of hot body and booty and even throwing in some gymnastics to flash her passion inducing undercarriage. All in a day’s work for Joanna who knows how to get her sextastic bikini body noticed in a two-piece suit, or, if we’re lucky, even less.
Bless you, Joanna, for allowing us to be a part of your weekend fun time. For the record, you’re also welcome to drop by my place any time and watch me watch ten straight hours of football in my La-Z-Boy recliner each Sunday. I’ll skip the shirt if you bring the beer. Enjoy.
I must give it up big time for Carmen Electra, who dazzled on the East Coast on The Today Show in her Baywatch swimsuit, then made it back to L.A. in time for Halloween proper as a red latex devil at the Bootsy Bellows nightclub in Hollywood. Carmen is sewing her oats, as they say, looking kicking hot for a young 40-something complete with cougar cub boyfriend who seems to have tattooed a perma-smile on her face. Her asstastic I believe she owes mostly all to her own hard work.
Joining the devilish Carmen was the angelic Joanna Krupa, one sextastic heavenly form in white, showing off all the hard work she does on her own newly married female form. Between the two of them, heaven and hell, and a whole lot of thoughtful sins in betwixt. Enjoy.
Joanna Krupa has been soaking up so much visual attention these days, it only made sense I suppose that Crazy Horse III would recruit her as a hostess this past weekend in Vegas. Nice gig for Joanna who has no reached the upper echelons of naughty hottie goodness with this classic name in strip clubbery paying her big dollars to show up all shiny and sparkling and showy to bring in the manfolk to their upscale establishment.
I’ve been in lust with Joanna Krupa since I first laid peeps upon her. The thought of a private dance in the champagne room from the Polish-American hottie, just almost too much (and/or too expensive) to contemplate. Enjoy.
I’m not going to be so bold as to say someday I’d like to see my wife in a bikini washing my car like the new spouse of Joanna Krupa gets to experience. I’m the farthest thing from a sexist. I adore woman to the point of my inevitable demise. Yet… there is something magical about seeing your wicked hot wife in a bikini top washing your man-vehicle.
Yeah, Larry from next door, that’s my outrageously hot wife in a bikini soaping up my ride. You can look, I insist, but don’t touch. That’s just for moi. Wow, that rolled off my tongue so easily I do believe it could actually happen one day. All I’m missing is my Krupa. Enjoy.
Not that we haven’t seen much of Joanna Krupa these past few days, but too much can never be enough with this Polish-American hottie model and Housewife. So, let’s play our favorite game of all time with Joanna. The one where we got to see her earlier in hardly any clothes, and now we get to see her taking it off, all off (though no frontals) on the pages of Playboy magazine.
Thank to our friends at Playboy Plus for this complete look at the completely ridiculously hot Joanna Krupa. There’s no doubt this woman was born to model. And to do whatever else she needed to do with that steamy body of hers to make it where she is. We appreciate an ambitious woman, especially when that ambition lead to bare-booty shots in Playboy. So nice we ogled her twice. Enjoy.