Joanna Krupa

Joanna Krupa and I Go a Couple Rounds (VIDEO)

Joanna Krupa Loves a Good Fight!

Look, there were only so many late night phone calls I could take with Joanna Krupa begging to see me before I finally had to let the supremely hottie stalker onto my sacred grounds. If I had a nickel for every time one of the world’s hottest women pleaded to see me in person, I’d have not so many coins. But, boy, was hanging out with Joanna Krupa fun.

The hottest of the Real Housewives (by, oh, twenty leagues or so) has a new Joanna Krupa 2014 Calendar out you must check out if you happen to like sextastic women mostly nekkid. We discuss Joanna’s calendar, her love life, her feud with ‘tampon stringing’ Brandy Glanville, her caught topless photoshoot moment, and some other fun stuff in our 2 Random Minutes With interview. It was quite the happy time. Enjoy.

Bras Shmas. Joanna Krupa and Christina Milian Go Battle Sideboob in Miami Over the Weekend

Just when you thought it was safe to walk the streets of Miami without an embarrassing battle with wood, along come housewife hottie Joanna Krupa:

And sultry Latina Christina Milian, sporting serious sleeveless top sideboob without the need for a brassiere.

I guess you could call these two ladies true feminists. I applaud their social statements. Applaud and smile. Lots and lots of smiling. Enjoy.

Joanna Krupa Wears a Sleeveless Top Showing Sideboob in Miami

Joanna Krupa Bikinis in Pink and Blue for Miami Poolside Cooldown

Joanna Krupa is back from her brief L.A. awards show trip to her home in Miami where she has a pool surrounded by cameras and she obliges by putting on perfectly revealing little bikinis most days to show off her tremendously ripe housewife body. It’s really a quite nice symbiotic relationship between hottie and gentleman ogler and a model for how the world should work.

We’ve always had a hard soft spot for Joanna. This year she has been particularly benevolent to all of us in terms of wonderful bikini and topless visuals. So, together, we’d like to wish Joanna a very merry seasons greetings and a happy new year. Or nude year if she’s taking selfies with that camera. Enjoy.

Joanna Krupa Nipple Poking and Hot Bikini Weekend in Miami

Nope, those aren’t two tiny guns in her top, Joanna Krupa is just damn glad to meet you. And, why not. The Housewife seems to have a pretty decent life of shopping, sunbathing, and filming her craptastic reality show. Not bad for a simply hot girl from Poland. As a matter of thanks, Joanna does like to give back to her community of gentleman oglers, be it flashing her full headlights in a sheer dress while out shopping (above), or showing off once more in a bikini at her pool which seems to be perfectly constructed for paparazzi photos

Joanna is definitely a giver. And with that ridiculously hot body of hers, we are definitely visual takers so the formula works rather perfectly. There’s a lot to be said about Joanna Krupa, but selfish and withdrawn is certainly not one of them. Blessedly so. Enjoy.

Joanna Krupa Wears a Turquoise Bikini Poolside in Miami

Joanna Krupa Bikini Pictures Are Red Hot and Deliciously Tan

Who has the better life? Joanna Krupa who gets to lay out in the sun by her pool most every day baking her perfect bikini body, or, us gentleman oglers who get to size her up, down, and sideways in her tiny two pieces. The answer is neither. It’s actually the guy who gets to help her remove her red bikini and lotion her skin after her bouts in the sun that has it best, that lucky bastard, but we don’t have it so bad.

Just peeking at the fine booty and body on Joanna Krupa in her regular exhibitionist jaunts makes me feel at one with the world, or at least at one with my male nature, sometimes, literally at one so I do keep the No Me Moleste sign handy outside the door. She is one fine Housewife who you don’t even have to watch that insipid show to catch in her most glorious visuals. Yeah, we’ve got it pretty good. Enjoy.