Joanna Krupa

Joanna Krupa Topless Pictures Wicked Hot! Candidly Spying on Joanna During Desert Photoshoot

 

There's really no doubt that Joanna Krupa is the best looking housewife of all the Real Housewives in that drunken middle-aged sagging catfight they call a TV franchise. It's really not even close. Now the Polish-American wonder is just starting to lap her peers, not just by having a super fine body and good looks, but by showing them all off with epic topless caught candids, none more epic than over the weekend as Joanna was caught topless during a photoshoot in the Mojave Desert.

Now, I'm not sure if she was changing or shooting a sextastic covered topless shoot, but I do know this -- Joanna certainly keeps herself neatly groomed all over. Consider that downstairs peep a major bonus to an upstairs of just absolutely perfect chest puppies with nipples straining and swollen reaching toward some morning desert sun. Just 100% certifiably hot. Enjoy.

Joanna Krupa Bikini Hotness Double Down, By the Pool and On the Beach

Take your pick, do you like your sweet sextastic Joanna Krupa in a bikini by her poolside or coming out of the ocean? Oh, so many difficult decision. Well, just one really.

While I see the benefit of Joanna emerging form the water like a ridiculously alluring Siren of the sea...

I am quite the sucker for home grown photos and peeks into the private lives of public figures. Well, public figures with sextastic bodies and perfect bikini titillating forms. I've decided I can't decide. So, as I do when faced with the decision of Hot Lava Rock Thai Massage or Deep Tissue Swedish Massage, I will choose both. Ultimately, it's only the ending that matters. Enjoy.

Joanna Krupa Covered Topless, Sophie Simmons Bikini Cleave, Nicki Minaj Sideboob Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Lest you fear that the end of summer would mean the end of highly revealing selfies, fear now. The celebrity hot bodied ego is engorged for all seasons, which means 52 weeks a year of sharing their sweet bodily gifts with the rest of the world. And, let us thank goodness for that twist of self-esteem fate. For it provides us with personal glimpse of the sextastic of celebrities you simply can't get from staged photoshoots or media appearances. This is real celebrity being really in love with thine self.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Sophie Turner with some killer curves, Kendall Jenner flashing her long teen model legs, Nicki Minaj heaping sideboob reveal, Sophie Simmons in love with her own cleavage, Joanna Krupa barely dressed, Rihanna bikini showoff, and much much more. You owe it to the brightly hued leaves of Fall and their dying breath to check out each and every one of these best of amateur candids from social media this past week. Enjoy.

Joanna Krupa Nip Slip a Miami Wardrobe Malfunction (or Was It?)

 

Far be it from me to question anything related to some visual wonderments by one super fine female form like Joanna Krupa, but this casual nip slip bending over in Miami, well, if I didn't know any better, I'd say Joanna maybe kind of planned this one out. Which takes away nothing from the majestic sights provided by this Krupa nipple slip. I don't need to question motive when the answer is Joanna's bare boobtastic on display even just a peek.

In summary, nip slip, definitely. Wardrobe malfunction, hmm, the jury is still out. Enjoy.

Joanna Krupa Bikini Pictures Continue to Roll In Sextastically from Miami

If I had a body like Joanna Krupa, I'd show it off daily in a bikini quite the same. Well, to be honest, I'd probably spend 23 hours a day in the tub with my loofah and a vibrator that was water safe to depths of two feet, but for that final hours of the day, I'd get myself out into the sun in a bikini to put on a little show for the rest of the world.

There's no blaming Joanna Krupa for her stripety bikini shows, there's only ogling. Lots and lots of happy time ogling.

Joanna Krupa Bikini Poolside Bodily Perfection

You know Joanna Krupa is one of the few saving graces of reality television, a Real Housewife who is finally a  real housewife, with a legitimately hot body she likes to show off in many forms, including her bikini poolside at her home which seems set up for perfect photographic opportunities.

You throw in this hot newlywed bikini with stripes, we love stripes, and we have a reality show worth watching. I mean, not the actual show, naturally, but what Joanna does in between the shoots to keep herself looking tanned, and rested, and boobtastic. She remains our Polish American dream woman. That is quite the honor. Enjoy.

Joanna Krupa Shows Off Her Boobs and Sucks on Tubes For Nightclub Pimping

Since joining the reality TV cast of Real Housewives, Joanna Krupa has upped her personal appearance and promotional fees, meaning you're going to see much more of Joanna wearing little and pimping out some serious venues. Like this nightclub something something in Miami where Joanna flashed her cleavage and mimicked fellatio in about every way possible, much to the delight of onlookers.

We always poke a little fun at the sextastic pimpstresses working the weekends for a little extra spending cash. We never judge how anyone chooses to pay the rent.  We only ask that they have a good time doing it. Joanna seems to be having a very good time. Enjoy.