Joanna Krupa

Joanna Krupa and Miranda Kerr Just Two of the Gaggles of Hotties at Victoria’s Secret ‘What Is Sexy’ Event

What is sexy? Kind of a silly question for Victoria's Secret to ask when you've got an event filled to the sextastic brim with hotties the likes of Joana Krupa, her hot sister, Marta Krupa, Katie Cleary, Billionaire Barbie, and Hope Dworaczyk, in addition to V.S. hotties Candice Swanepoel, Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Miranda Kerr, and Erin Heatherton. Wow. There's your answer.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Leads Gaggle of Sexy Celebs at Maxim Hot 100 Party

First you name the list of hotties, then you invite them all to a party. Well, most of them, I mean, you can't just fill a room with 100 of the world's hottest women, except in the Matrix like reaches of REM sleep male libido. But a good number showed up last night for the Maxim Hot 100 party in Los Angeles where the super sexy mixed with the B-level male celebrities in an uncomfortable mix of Hollywood caste system reality (you see, the talent pool stretches so deep here in Tinsel Town, hotness alone simply does not buy you into movie star land). Neverthless, hotness does buy you a ticket into full exposure on Egotastic!, so the world's gentlemen oglers can appreciate the celebrity fineries on display last evening.

Of course, let by this year's Maxim sexiest winner, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, the Hot 100 party also contained the eye-popping likes of Olivia Munn, Keri Hilson, Dania Ramirez, Joanna Krupa, Nicky Whelan, Jaime Alexander, Alessandra Torresani (now a blonde), Arianny Celeste, Rebecca Mader, and Sophie Monk. Now, that's a hot-tub full of hotness I'd like to mulder in. Enjoy.

Miranda Kerr Is Back! And Leading A Convention of Hotties at Victoria’s Secret Party

Bless this glorious day. The queen hath returned.

Miranda Kerr, arguably (by me included) one of the hottest women on the face of this spinning gaseous mass we call home, has returned from her sequester from hottieville by reason of pregnancy by cad. But, today, let bygones be bygones. Too much ogle happiness. Too many dreams left unfulfilled now re-fulfilled with the potential of future awesome from Miranda Kerr, who looked uber-hot in her valiant sextastic return for the Victoria's Secret swimsuit catalog launch party.

Once my drooleth done stoppeth from staring catatonic at Miranda Kerr, it was hard not to do some further and heavy leering at some of the other sexy celebrities strutting the pink carpet, including Victoria's Secret angels Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Candice Swanepoel, not to mention super hottie models Kate Upton, Joanna Krupa, and Kim Kardashian (c'mon, her androidal body is hot).

A collection of sexy like this only comes around once in a while. Enjoy.

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Victoria Justice Leads List of Red Hotties at the Blue Ball

Sure, it's easy to bag on Perez Hilton for being a whiny priggish fop. I mean, really really easy. But, I'm giving props where props are due this morning, and if you can get the likes of uber-young hotties Victoria Justice and Selena Gomez to get decked out and show up for your birthday party, well, you've got undeniable juice. Perez's birthday party 'Blue Ball' brought out a number of sexy celebrities (and, oddly, one young boy) dressed in their dress blues showing off some sextastic wonder. In addition to Victoria and Selena, the hot-blue likes of Joanna Krupa, Charlotte Ross, Jenna Jameson, Eliza Dushku, Camille Grammer, and Aubrey O'Day. Enjoy.

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Joanna and Marta Krupa Lay Down the Sisterly Hotness Gauntlet at the All About Aubrey Event

The Krupa sisters were at it again over the weekend at the All About Aubrey event, showing why they just might be the two sexiest celebrity sisters on the face of this spinning mass of rock. Joanna Krupa and Marta Krupa have the boobs and hot bodies of Polish-American goddesses, and the ability to steal all ogling eyes as they sashay their soroal asstastic down any red carpet. They are so invited to my next all you can eat FUNYUNS® party. Enjoy.

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Joanna Krupa Exports Her Windy City Bikini Body to Maxim Russia

How far has Russia come? I remember being a kid and reading about people standing in line to wait for toilet paper rations. As I was usually reading about such misery whilst wasting five trees worth of Charmin atop my kid throne, I felt especially guilty. But, now, look how they've come -- ridiculously hot photoshoots like these Joanna Krupa bikini pictures for Maxim Russia. Wow. I can't tell if Joanna Krupa is oiled down or it's just my eyes reflexively tearing up from staring at so much sexiness. That asstastic boobtastic combination is really nearly deadly. Enjoy.

Joanna Krupa Perky Cleavage in Pink

Are you a Krupa fan yet? You really should be. The sextastic Joanna Krupa is putting up some consistently great appearances recently, flashing her dancer body and cleavage to drool for, including this appearance at the Ciroc Vodka event where she pulled out the low-cut pink top to put the regal beagles on display. This is one I'm going to dream on for a while. Enjoy.

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