Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson Makes With The Cleavage

Seems Jessica Simpson is feeling a little left out of the cleavage game and wants to remind everyone that she's got some big'uns of her own. Jessica was out on the town in New York with her best friend/hair dresser, and a revealingly low-cut dress. Because sometimes, when your career is in the toilet after a faltered country reboot, you just need to let people know that you still have big boobs and are willing to show them off from time to time.

Lots more Jessica Simpson boobage after the jump.

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Jessica Simpson Bikini Pictures

Who? Jessica Simpson. Where? Don't know. When? Yesterday, I think. What? Jessica Simpson bikini pictures! Why? Do you really have to ask?

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Everyone Hates Jessica Simpson

Okay, maybe not everyone, but at least half. At Jessica Simpson's first live Country performance, opening for Sara Evans (yes, Jessica isn't even a headline act anymore), Simpson was booed by half the crowd, while the other half clapped, reports Us magazine. Obviously, the people who were clapping were high. Still, at least Jessica looked hot, in her obligatory Daisy Duke shorts. The girl's a walking cliché, but I like it.

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Jessica Simpson Reminds You She Has Boobs

Jessica Simpson was out having a fun time in a boat on Lake Tahoe with boyfriend Tony Romo, and sister Ashlee Simpson, but you'd never know it from these pictures, because all I can focus on are Jessica Simpson's boobs. The Country singer (yeah, she's a "Country" singer now) wore a tight pink swimsuit that showed off her breast assets, while her sister, who was actually wearing a bikini, stayed out of the direct line of the paparazzi, so that's why there aren't any pictures of her here. Of course, with Jessica waving her hand around like an idiot, and pushing her chest out as far as she can, what would you expect?

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Jessica Simpson Bikini Breast Inspection

These Jessica Simpson bikini pictures were taken down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, where she is vacationing, and apparently giving herself public breast exams. Jessica was caught taking a long look at her breasts while changing out of her bikini, only half covered by a bath robe.

Yes, we came that close to almost seeing Jessica Simpson topless, but thanks to a stupid orange towel, and bikini that just won't malfunction like we want it to, all we really got is the blurry underside of Jessica Simpson's breasts. And I for one will take it.

Jessica Simpson Is All Tongue

Woah, what the hell is going on here? It looks like Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo are going all 9 1/2 Weeks with some very kinky food play. Actually, these pictures of Jess and Tony swapping cake and spit were taken at the 28th birthday party for Tony Romo, where Jessica Simpson sang a song for her boyfriend, and then proceeded to feed him cake, and lick it off his face. I don't think I've ever been as turned on and grossed out at the same time.

Hey Jessica, I'm turning 28 in July, you wanna come to my party too? Don't forget to bring the cake... Wait a minute. I'm gonna be 28? Fuck, I'm getting too old for this shit.

Jessica Simpson Topless and Shaved in Esquire

Jessica Simpson is topless on the cover of the may issue of Esquire magazine, and as you might have noticed, she's shaving. It's a little odd, but it's actually a redux of a classic Esquire cover featuring Virna Lisi. Anyway, if you don't care too much about that, the issue also features Jessica Simpson in some very sexy, and very wet swimsuit photos with a very generous helping of cleavage. It's hot stuff.