Jessica Simpson was out having a fun time in a boat on Lake Tahoe with boyfriend Tony Romo, and sister Ashlee Simpson, but you'd never know it from these pictures, because all I can focus on are Jessica Simpson's boobs. The Country singer (yeah, she's a "Country" singer now) wore a tight pink swimsuit that showed off her breast assets, while her sister, who was actually wearing a bikini, stayed out of the direct line of the paparazzi, so that's why there aren't any pictures of her here. Of course, with Jessica waving her hand around like an idiot, and pushing her chest out as far as she can, what would you expect?
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These Jessica Simpson bikini pictures were taken down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, where she is vacationing, and apparently giving herself public breast exams. Jessica was caught taking a long look at her breasts while changing out of her bikini, only half covered by a bath robe.
Yes, we came that close to almost seeing Jessica Simpson topless, but thanks to a stupid orange towel, and bikini that just won't malfunction like we want it to, all we really got is the blurry underside of Jessica Simpson's breasts. And I for one will take it.
Woah, what the hell is going on here? It looks like Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo are going all 9 1/2 Weeks with some very kinky food play. Actually, these pictures of Jess and Tony swapping cake and spit were taken at the 28th birthday party for Tony Romo, where Jessica Simpson sang a song for her boyfriend, and then proceeded to feed him cake, and lick it off his face. I don't think I've ever been as turned on and grossed out at the same time.
Hey Jessica, I'm turning 28 in July, you wanna come to my party too? Don't forget to bring the cake... Wait a minute. I'm gonna be 28? Fuck, I'm getting too old for this shit.
Jessica Simpson is topless on the cover of the may issue of Esquire magazine, and as you might have noticed, she's shaving. It's a little odd, but it's actually a redux of a classic Esquire cover featuring Virna Lisi. Anyway, if you don't care too much about that, the issue also features Jessica Simpson in some very sexy, and very wet swimsuit photos with a very generous helping of cleavage. It's hot stuff.
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Jessica Simpson Bikini Pictures
Who? Jessica Simpson. Where? Don't know. When? Yesterday, I think. What? Jessica Simpson bikini pictures! Why? Do you really have to ask?
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