Julianne Hough tight little beach body. (Celebuzz)
Heidi Klum MILF bikini body. (TMZ)
Taylor Swift gets tied up. (HuffPo)
Meet the sexy Playmate of the year. (FoxNews)
Cheryl Cole shows her sweet Brit Butt. (LaineyGossip)
Rose McGowan awesome workout body. (Popoholic)
Jessica Simpson without pants? (TheSuperficial)
Like many of us, I’m a long time Jessica Simpson boob and cleavage follower. I’ve been watching those billowing fun bags for years now, all the while documenting my findings in a leather-bound notebook titled, ‘The Boob Habits of the Jessica Simpson’. Based upon my research, I can unequivocally tell you that the deep cleavage shown in these random kimono-in-Italy Jessica Simpson pictures indicates that the cowgirl from Abilene is very much in love. Oh, it doesn’t really matter to whom, because you know it’s a football player, and you know it’ll be a different one by next month, the point is, the angle, depth, and coverage of her boobage indicates romantic infatuation. I’m happy for her. And her boobs.
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Okay, so a lot of people are giving Jessica Simpson a hard time because she’s kinda been getting fat. But as a side effect of that, Jessica Simpson’s breasts have also gotten bigger than ever before. So it’s kinda win lose. Except when Jessica Simpson visited Ellen DeGeneres it was definitely win win (especially for Ellen, one would assume) (because Ellen is gay) (Get it?). Anyway, Jessica Simpson’s cleavage was spectacular, and I, for one, hope she keeps pounding back those cheeseburgers, and letting those puppies loose!
Why is it the gay guy always get to feel up women’s breasts without any consequences. I mean, every time I try to grab a random girl’s breasts, it never ends well, but because those guys are gay, it’s okay because it’s “not sexual.” Whatever. Here’s Jessica Simpson’s breast being grabbed by her stylist / gay best friendwho gets payed to hang out with her. I guess it’s been a while since Jess has gotten any, so a little contact is better than none. They are tremendous boobs, though – check out that cleavage. Can’t blame a guy (even a gay guy) for trying.
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In case you thought Jessica Simpson’s cleavage was just a lovely thing to ogle, or maybe one day rest your head against, think again. Those bodacious boobs are dangerous weapons. Well, sorta. You see, as Jessica and her hairdresser/best friend, Ken Paves, were leaving a restaurant, the Paparazzi swarmed to get a closer look at Jessica’s boobage, and dear old Ken got popped in the face by a camera. Ouch! Ken was taken to the hospital and got 9 stitches, reports the New York Daily News. Oh well. At least Jessica’s cleavage was unharmed.
More pictures of Jessica Simpson’s cleavage after the jump.
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Hey, you wanna see Jessica Simpson’s ass? Sure you do, and here it is. Jessica was performing on Good Morning America the other day and “accidently” flashed her ass. It wasn’t really an accident, because it looks like Jessica Simpson will do just about anything to get press for her new album. But if that means we get to see more of Jessica Simpson’s ass, that’s fine by me. In fact, I think this might actually be the first time we’ve ever seen it.
Oh, and either she was wearing a very, very, very tiny thong, or Jessica Simpson wasn’t wearing any underwear at all.
Okay, so I’m really hoping this post becomes a regular feature here on Egotastic!, because I would really like to see more stuff between Jessica Simpson’s breasts. It’s basically the Egotastic! version of Stuff on My Cat. For this first of hopefully many posts, we have the classic microphone, gently nuzzled between Jessica Simpson’s ample cleavage. And yes, I’m thinking what you’re thinking.
Photo credit: Fame