Jessica Simpson

Hot or Bust

Angelina Jolie takes her sweater puppies for a walk. (Popoholic)

Kate Winslet talks about filming sex scenes. (HuffPo)

Hotties in stockings. (TheChive)

Jessica Simpson makes a very boobtastic decision. (FoxNews)

It looked easier in the movies. (Cracked)

Solange Knowles flashes her bikini body. (DrunkenStepfather)

A shoe vigilante says what needs to be said. (CollegeHumor)

S&M M-O-M

Is Rihanna about to be a MILF? (TheSuperficial)

Olivia Munn becoming a stripper? (HuffPo)

Jessica Lowndes drops some sweet cleavage. (Popoholic)

Superhero movies keep getting lamer. (CollegeHumor)

Kylie Minogue is ripping off Pippa Middleton. (TheFABlife)

Don't do it, Jessica Simpson! (GossipCop)

Wait, JoJo sings? (GossipOnThis)

Bangin’ Bongos

Audrina Patridge can barely contain her boobage. (Celebuzz)

Demi Lovato and Jojo squeeze close together. (Idolator)

Jessica Simpson shows her serious, serious curves. (HuffPo)

There can be only one Kim Kardashian. (FoxNews)

Paris Hilton gets pissed. (GossipCenter)

Is Britney Spears jealous of her MILF mom? (GossipCop)

Happy birthday, Gisele Bundchen! (TheChive)

READER FINDS: Emily Browning Nipple Slipping Lingerie, Kate Upton See-Through Top, Selena Gomez Upskirt, and a Reader Shoot!

 

Oh, you cheeky cheeky readers. Where you must be traveling in the digisphere nightly, well, only your ISP and your snooping spouses know. But we blessedly thank you for your contributions, one and all, for making this a much richer place, and, by richer, we mean this week Emily Browning in hardly covering silky lingerie, not-before-posted Kate Upton see-through to awesomeness, Selena Gomez upskirts of the week, and a very sexy Reader Shoots!

Seacrest’s Sea Breasts

Julianne Hough tight little beach body. (Celebuzz)

Heidi Klum MILF bikini body. (TMZ)

Taylor Swift gets tied up. (HuffPo)

Meet the sexy Playmate of the year. (FoxNews)

Cheryl Cole shows her sweet Brit Butt. (LaineyGossip)

Rose McGowan awesome workout body. (Popoholic)

Jessica Simpson without pants? (TheSuperficial)

Jessica Simpson Cleavage Pictures Tell Us She’s in Love

Like many of us, I'm a long time Jessica Simpson boob and cleavage follower. I've been watching those billowing fun bags for years now, all the while documenting my findings in a leather-bound notebook titled, 'The Boob Habits of the Jessica Simpson'. Based upon my research, I can unequivocally tell you that the deep cleavage shown in these random kimono-in-Italy Jessica Simpson pictures indicates that the cowgirl from Abilene is very much in love. Oh, it doesn't really matter to whom, because you know it's a football player, and you know it'll be a different one by next month, the point is, the angle, depth, and coverage of her boobage indicates romantic infatuation. I'm happy for her. And her boobs.

Photo credit: INF Photo

Holy Jessica Simpson Cleavage, Batman!

Okay, so a lot of people are giving Jessica Simpson a hard time because she's kinda been getting fat. But as a side effect of that, Jessica Simpson's breasts have also gotten bigger than ever before. So it's kinda win lose. Except when Jessica Simpson visited Ellen DeGeneres it was definitely win win (especially for Ellen, one would assume) (because Ellen is gay) (Get it?). Anyway, Jessica Simpson's cleavage was spectacular, and I, for one, hope she keeps pounding back those cheeseburgers, and letting those puppies loose!