You know we have a penchant for puerile perusing of red headed, so now doubt we’re a little biased when we say Zero Dark Thirty actress Jessica Chastain looked pretty damn hot outside The David Letterman Show last night. Something about that red on deep blue that caught our eye, and as we kept gazing, we kept thinking more and more how much we’re beginning to dig this thespianic who I think was in over 8,000 major motion pictures this past year, and only seem to be getting more work.
We are always on the lookout for new gingers to enter Camp Fireplug. Jessica Chastain is definitely peeking through the tent, err, I think we are peeking through the tent looking at Jessica Chastain. That’s one of those tough metaphor things. Enjoy.
It was quite a week for bare thespianic breasts this past week on the big screen, or big screen moved to the little screen to flash some big time boobtastic, some we’ve been waiting for quite some time. And all of the best of it has been captured by our friends at Mr. Skin, the Daniel Websters of the skin on film dictionary, well, picture dictionary, thankfully.
This week’s Mr. Skin Minute features the fabulous full frontal funbags of Jessica Chastain in Lawless, a better look at Morena Baccarin and her top-taking-off in this past week’s episode of Homeland, and some rather frolicking MILFs from the short-lived show Luck, now out on DVD. All in one, one nice skin-fest of a home-theater list must-sees. Enjoy.
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Jessica Chastain broke out in a big way in her movie career last year topped off with all those award noms for her role in The Help.
Now, she’s breaking out even bigger with a barely covered topless and memorable photos for her cover story in the September issue of Vanity Fair and since we couldn’t bring ourselves to see The Help, well, we’re damn glad we’ve got the perfect chance to see the underrated hotness of Jessica Chastain in a more male-friendly manner, even if on the cover of a women’s magazine.
Hand bras giveth and hand bras taketh away, but today, we’re still quite pleased to see a nice hint of Jessica’s glorious thespianic melons. Enjoy.
It’s young actress Shailene Woodley playing with the shoe of Jessica Chastain at a nighttime froufrou party in Cannes this week.
What is it about this photo that is kind of driving me nuts?
Ah, award season, the first couple months of each calendar year when Hollywood fellates itself until it’s blue in the mouth and testiculars dreaming of how awesome it is to be itself. And even the producers are getting into this act, this past weekend handing out a bunch of awards for blah-blah-blah, which is of little consequence to us.
Far more consequential were the invites to the sextastic celebrities who got dolled up and abounded down the red carper for our cameras, including Sofia Vergara, who always shows up booby and strong during award season, Angelina Jolie who actually looked good this weekend, not quite her former self, but better than she has of late with her far-too-lean frame, and underrated (for now) hottie Jessica Chastain, who I am so dying to see nekkid I can literally taste it (and it tastes like butter). Enjoy.
Celebs who have posed like Marilyn Monroe. (HuffPo)
Hotties who have done the naked PETA thing. (FoxNews)
Penelope Cruz brings her sexiness to London. (GossipCenter)
Vanessa Hudgens in a short dress. (Celebuzz)
Jessica Chastain curvy and amazing. (Celebuzz)
Hate dumb chick flicks, but love me some Rachel McAdams. (LaineyGossip)
Rihanna tweets more pics of that swimsuit. (theFABlife)