Jessica Chastain

Why Does This Photo Make Me Smile?

It's young actress Shailene Woodley playing with the shoe of Jessica Chastain at a nighttime froufrou party in Cannes this week.

What is it about this photo that is kind of driving me nuts?

Sofia Vergara and Angelina Jolie Lead List of Hotties at Producer Guild Awards

Ah, award season, the first couple months of each calendar year when Hollywood fellates itself until it's blue in the mouth and testiculars dreaming of how awesome it is to be itself. And even the producers are getting into this act, this past weekend handing out a bunch of awards for blah-blah-blah, which is of little consequence to us.

Far more consequential were the invites to the sextastic celebrities who got dolled up and abounded down the red carper for our cameras, including Sofia Vergara, who always shows up booby and strong during award season, Angelina Jolie who actually looked good this weekend, not quite her former self, but better than she has of late with her far-too-lean frame, and underrated (for now) hottie Jessica Chastain, who I am so dying to see nekkid I can literally taste it (and it tastes like butter). Enjoy.

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Celebs who have posed like Marilyn Monroe. (HuffPo)

Hotties who have done the naked PETA thing. (FoxNews)

Penelope Cruz brings her sexiness to London. (GossipCenter)

Vanessa Hudgens in a short dress. (Celebuzz)

Jessica Chastain curvy and amazing. (Celebuzz)

Hate dumb chick flicks, but love me some Rachel McAdams. (LaineyGossip)

Rihanna tweets more pics of that swimsuit. (theFABlife)

Lifetime Supply

Jennifer Aniston flashes a little bit of bra. (Celebuzz)

Jessica Chastain remains my favorite ginger. (HuffPo)

Rihanna skimpy clothes pisses off a farmer. (FoxNews)

Kourtney Kardashian and other hot bikini-clad MILFs. (Celebuzz)

Nicole Scherzinger stole the job from Cheryl Cole.  Catfight! (Idolator)

Kristin Cavallari out in a short skirt. (SocialiteLife)

Heather Locklear asstastic still looks incredible in a bikini. (theFABlife)

Weekend Links

Jennifer Love Hewitt boobtastic movie premiere. (Celebuzz)

Jessica Chastain wants to show more skin. (HuffPo)

Julia Lescova is the sexy new GUESS girl. (FoxNews)

Kirsten Dunst wants you to know about her boobs. (TheSuperficial)

Zooey Deschanel, Rashida Jones and Elizabeth Banks: the hotness trifecta. (TMZ)

Beyonce looks good on the cover of another magazine. (GossipOnThis)

Stacy Keibler works up a sweat. (SocialiteLife)

In the Hood

Selena Gomez bares some skin. (Celebuzz)

Jessica Chastain is hot and curvy. (HuffPo)

Pia Toscano gets sexy in her first video. (FoxNews)

Jennifer Lopez is back to be idolized. (GossipCenter)

Kelly Rowland discusses her nipple slip. (TMZ)

Dianna Agron sexes up the pages of Cosmo. (Idolator)

Emma Stone is ginger perfection. (Popoholic)

Jennifer Lopez and Blake Lively Among the Hotties Who Came Out to Knob Hobs with Kate Middleton at BAFTA Event

Apparently, I'm not the only one in town with a monster crush on Duchess Catherine, because an entire swarm of celebrity hotties got dolled up for some trumped up BAFTA event which was all just an excuse to meet Kate Middleton and Prince Combover at this posh L.A.glamour fest. I can't really remember a time I've seen so many prima donnas go gaga and giggly over the chance to meet a celeb even bigger than themselves. There is something to be said for royalty still.

These giggling Tinsel Town ladies in waiting included Jennifer Garner, Elizabeth Banks, Blake Lively, Jennifer Lopez, Jessica Chastain, Nicole Kidman, Talulah Riley, and a mightily underated Gugu Mbatha-Raw. So much hawtness in one location; now that is truly majestic. Enjoy.