We can easily forgive Jessica Biel for pimping the craptastic New Year’s Eve ball-crushing cinematic experience as we understand it’s just part of her contract. (Plus, what I’ve learned on the Internet is that there is some percentage of guys out there who delight in a good ball crushing.) Especially when Jessica makes her all to rare-public appearances reminding us why 8th Heaven was the ten minutes we spent alone locked in the bathroom after viewing 7th Heaven.
Outside The Letterman Show last night, Jessica Biel looked all kinds of slim and fine and lust-inducing in a form-fitting white dress, likely providing a whole new generation of boys their own Biel-hotness permanent imprint on the libido.
A man never forgets his first WB wank. Enjoy.
Jessica Biel at the GQ party. (Celebuzz)
Rihanna wants to get laid. (HuffPo)
PETA boycotts Kim Kardashian. (FoxNews)
Pippa Middleton is ready to mingle. (GossipCenter)
Kristin Cavallari disses The Kardashians. (TheSuperficial)
It’s getting cold, bring on the sweater puppies. (TheChive)
The dos and don’ts of Thanksgiving. (CollegeHumor)
Did Bieber knock this girl up? (FoxNews)
Some more pics of the Bieber Baby Mama, Mariah Yater. (GlobalGrind)
Lea Michele posing in her underwear. (HuffPo)
Jessica Biel looking hot and stuff. (GossipCenter)
Lindsay Lohan gets time off to get nekkid. (TMZ)
Amanda Seyfried hot, little blue dress. (DrunkenStepfather)
Bridesmaids showing off their asstastic. (CollegeHumor)
Kate Bosworth, Hailee Steinfeld and Christina Hendricks leggy night out. (GossipCenter)
Britney Spears shows skin in concert. (HuffPo)
Megan Fox and other celebrity cheerleaders. (FoxNews)
Jessica Biel sexes up Paris. (LaineyGossip)
Eva Longoria lesbianics gets banned in Spain. (Celebslam)
Sexy costumes that will make nerds go nuts. (CollegeHumor)
Julianne Hough and other celebs show cleavage. (Celebuzz)
Let’s be honest, we’ve all had some private time thoughts of Jessica Biel, once or twice or two thousand times in the past decade. Seventh Heaven pretty much described the numerical count of manual activities performed by viewers during each episode featuring the boobtastic young sexy bomb. Shameful admissions aside, Jessica Biel has grown up into an even hotter adult version of her hot teen self and any time we can catch Jessica Biel flashing her chest-flush form, we’re going to carpe that diem for sure. So simple. So sexy. So Biel. Enjoy.
Happy to be in Paris, Ms. Biel? Oh, you bet she is.
Like so many Hollywood hotties this week, Jessica Biel bought herself a one-way ticket to haute couture land in what we can only hope will be many upskirt possibilities as she sits in the front row of many fashion shows and politely applauds at all the craptastic clothes coming down the runway aboard some very hot blank-staring models. Personally, we’d like to see Jessica do some modeling of her own, in my own fashion line I’m debuting this season, called The Birthday Suit collection. Oh, to see Jessica nekkid in the Fall. It would carry me through the winter quite warm. Cockles and all. Enjoy.
Jennifer Aniston, Demi Moore and Alicia Keys get some bonding time in. (SocialiteLife)
Rihanna swims without bikini bottoms. (HuffPo)
Angelina Jolie on the cover of Vanity Fair. (FoxNews)
Mortal Kombat Noob. (CollegeHumor)
Emma Roberts, the co-ed. (TheFABlife)
Jessica Biel falls off the wagon. (GossipCop)
Malin Akerman is just damn good looking. (Celebslam)
Jessica Sutta making love to the camera. (Idolator)