Jessica Biel

Baby, Baby, Baby Oh!

Did Bieber knock this girl up? (FoxNews)

Some more pics of the Bieber Baby Mama, Mariah Yater. (GlobalGrind)

Lea Michele posing in her underwear. (HuffPo)

Jessica Biel looking hot and stuff. (GossipCenter)

Lindsay Lohan gets time off to get nekkid. (TMZ)

Amanda Seyfried hot, little blue dress. (DrunkenStepfather)

Bridesmaids showing off their asstastic. (CollegeHumor)

Weekend Links

Kate Bosworth, Hailee Steinfeld and Christina Hendricks leggy night out. (GossipCenter)

Britney Spears shows skin in concert. (HuffPo)

Megan Fox and other celebrity cheerleaders. (FoxNews)

Jessica Biel sexes up Paris. (LaineyGossip)

Eva Longoria lesbianics gets banned in Spain. (Celebslam)

Sexy costumes that will make nerds go nuts. (CollegeHumor)

Julianne Hough and other celebs show cleavage. (Celebuzz)

Jessica Biel Sighting Is A Little Slice of Heaven

Let's be honest, we've all had some private time thoughts of Jessica Biel, once or twice or two thousand times in the past decade. Seventh Heaven pretty much described the numerical count of manual activities performed by viewers during each episode featuring the boobtastic young sexy bomb. Shameful admissions aside, Jessica Biel has grown up into an even hotter adult version of her hot teen self and any time we can catch Jessica Biel flashing her chest-flush form, we're going to carpe that diem for sure. So simple. So sexy. So Biel. Enjoy.

Jessica Biel Nipple Pokes Reveal Her Parisian Excitement

Happy to be in Paris, Ms. Biel? Oh, you bet she is.

Like so many Hollywood hotties this week, Jessica Biel bought herself a one-way ticket to haute couture land in what we can only hope will be many upskirt possibilities as she sits in the front row of many fashion shows and politely applauds at all the craptastic clothes coming down the runway aboard some very hot blank-staring models. Personally, we'd like to see Jessica do some modeling of her own, in my own fashion line I'm debuting this season, called The Birthday Suit collection. Oh, to see Jessica nekkid in the Fall. It would carry me through the winter quite warm. Cockles and all. Enjoy.

Three’s a Party

Jennifer Aniston, Demi Moore and Alicia Keys get some bonding time in. (SocialiteLife)

Rihanna swims without bikini bottoms. (HuffPo)

Angelina Jolie on the cover of Vanity Fair. (FoxNews)

Mortal Kombat Noob. (CollegeHumor)

Emma Roberts, the co-ed. (TheFABlife)

Jessica Biel falls off the wagon. (GossipCop)

Malin Akerman is just damn good looking. (Celebslam)

Jessica Sutta making love to the camera. (Idolator)

Bikini Bombshells

Lea Michele Hawaiian bikini vacation. (Celebuzz)

Jessica Biel spends a lot of time on that perfect body. (HuffPo)

Kristin Cavallari is single and ready to mingle. (FoxNews)

Adriana Lima awesome beach body. (GossipCenter)

Jennifer Lopez makes her ex jealous with these bikini pictures. (SocialiteLife)

Lindsay Lohan stumbles into more trouble. (TMZ)

Alicia Keys rare bikini peek. (TheSuperficial)

Comic-Con 2011 Roundup: Ashley Greene, Kate Beckinsale, Nina Dobrev Lead List of Hotties At the Running of the Nerds

It's amazing what can happen when a few (thousand) geeks get together for their annual summer nerdenhaven festival known as Comic-Con, wherein the powers of geekdom become so intense and focused, the time-space continuum so fluxed with fanboy fapping, that you can actually bear witness to the Einstein theory on relativity -- that is, these bespectacled jelly wonkers only chance to have actual sex is with their neckgear wearing cousins.

Nevertheless, where there's nerds, there's discretionary entertainment dollars, and that brings out the sexy celeb hotties in droves ready to pimp and promote the shizz out of their latest projects, whether they be fiction scientific, like Total Recall,  or just super fabulous terrific, like Glee. Super-duper-hero level hotties at the convention center included the eternally-wood-inducing Kate Beckinsale, the vastly underrated Nina Dobrev, uber-sexy Ashley Green, along with a gaggle of additional girl-awesome power provided by Summer Glau, Minka Kelly, Rachel Nichols, Olivia Munn, Emma Stone, Kristen Stewart, Charlize Theron, Jessica Biel, Rose McGowan, Nikki Reed, Anna Paquin, and a special salute to the trying-epically-hard-to-be-patented-leather-geek-erotic, Adrianne Curry, in many special costumes. Enjoy.