Ay, Mami, the shores of Puerto Rico got just a huge bit hotter this weekend as one of our long time belusted favorites, the rarely seen these days Jessica Biel, got all kind of dripping wet and dropping sextastic in her wetsuit top and bikini on the beach while visiting Justin Timberlake in the P.R. (stupid ridiculously lucky bastard).
At one time, around the man-world, and on here, where it really counts, Jessica Biel was considered one of the finest specimens of female celebrity to ever have eyes feasted upon her. And while her growing pains have thrown her from her queen-of-the-oglers-hill status off and on, on and off, there’s no doubt that this wicked hot woman has all the innate skills to make any man catatonic at her leisure.
If you can’t taste the salt water on her body, you’re not staring hard enough. Enjoy.
Our friends at Mr. Skin want to remind everybody that while The Avengers and the other summer blockbusters out soon will feature sextastic celebs such as Scarlett Johansson, you shall see no skin in their current summer flicks, but there is the opportunity to see them on Blu-Ray and DVD in some far more revealing cinema.
This week’s flesh-filled onscreen fantasy includes Charlize Theron full frontal in The Devil’s Advocate, Anne Hathaway bare boned in Love and Other Drugs, Jessica Biel stripping nekkid in Powder Blue,
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We’re still almost four months away from the second Kate Beckinsale beating the crap out of things in a skintight outfit action flick of the year, Total Recall, the remake of the Arnold Schwarzenegger starring film of about two decades ago (wherein Arnie started to get his first post-marriage extra-marital bangs in with co-star Rachel Ticotin, but that’s another story for another day).
For today we celebrate what looks like it may be a kick-ass movie, including a kick-ass duel between Kate Beckinsale and Jessica Biel, previewed ever so briefly, but tantalizingly so, in this HD trailer for Total Recall. Check it out, then, we must wait. Which sucks. Enjoy.
Word on the street is that Jessica Biel and her new engagement with Justin Timberlake may be related to a baby-to-be, and that does sort of fit both the timeline bill, as well as explain why one of Hollywood’s most prodigious tail catcher might be hanging up his spurs, at least on paper. So, we’ll be checking the belly carefully, as well as all the other luscious parts of Jessica Biel, much of which is displayed in the April edition of W magazine, which celebrates the all kinds of 7th Heaven alumni hotness in the form of Jessica Biel poolside.
Now, the magazine pictorial may be intended to get women to buy stuff, but any time Jessica Biel is primped and flashing, the gentleman-ogler has got to consider purchasing a free gander of her visual treats. Enjoy.
Toss these ingredients into a libido salad in your mind: Miranda Kerr, Charlize Theron, Emma Roberts, Emmy Awesome, and Jessica Biel. Now, add some dressing (no, not that kind of… nevermind).
This weekend was undoubtedly the best weekend for A-list celebrity hotness in a long long time. Downright epic proportions thanks to the Golden Globe Awards which just keeps getting bigger and bigger each year, along with the swank parties, like that put on by W magazine this weekend at Chateau Marmont that caused the assembly of so much sextastic dress-up time.
This entire Award weekend recap day has almost knocked us unconscious here with women so stunning, we’re even forgetting for the moment that they’re wearing too much clothing. Enjoy.
– Damn it, Jessica Biel. (HuffPo)
- Demi Lovato and Miley Cyrus cat fights. (FoxNews)
- Reese Witherspoon in Elle. (GossipCenter)
- Kristin Cavallari bikini birthday. (Celebuzz)
- These girls are bold and braless. (TheChive)
- Selena Gomez fills up. (Popoholic)
- The golden age of porn. (BuzzFeed)
- Jennifer Lopez kicks asstastic on the beach. (HuffPo)
- Erin Andrews is cashing in on peephole video. (FoxNews)
- Kristin Cavallari, Carmen Electra and other hot celebs. (GossipCenter)
- Lea Michele leggy on Leno. (Celebuzz)
- Jessica Biel looks damn fine in a dress. (DrunkenStepfather)
- Shailene Woodley is an up and coming hottie. (LaineyGossip)
- Geri Halliwell sexes up the other side of the pond. (TMZ)