The first gift of Christmas. I’ll call it. The lovely lovely lasses Gracie Lewis, Jess Davies, and Caitlyn Wynters beginning to look a lot like topless Yuletide fun time. This is my favorite holiday for the very reason that it combines the innocent family fun of the season with the spectacular tubes of Santa’s naughtiest hottest helpers. It really is a once a year kind of special time with special funbags for both the nice and the not as nice.
Now, you’re Christmas party may vary in terms of joyous jugs, you may not have three sextastic glamour models prancing about topless in their undies, but maybe you and Uncle Burt can slip away after the roast beast is served and hit the strip clubs. I speak from experience when I say that they keep their doors wide open on Christmas eve for all God’s children. Enjoy.
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Jess Davies really needs some solid attention from the gentleman oglers and Sapphic leaning female audience of Egotastic! This blonde boobtastic bombshell continues to shine in pictorials featuring her ridiculously sextastic body and the underrated skill of perfect hand placement in glamour photoshoots. Where to put the hands? Often a problem. The innately skilled like Jess know precisely where to place the digits.
On Tuesdays when we bow down and peek up at all that is inflated to precisely the right size, we certainly took note of Jess Davies, a simply black thong, and all the adult Disneyland type dreams that come from imagining the places in or around her Fantasyland. Bless you, Jess. Enjoy.
(For a ton more Jess Davies hotness, check out the Jess Davies official website.)
Why not a little cosplay to end the week. And why not Supergirl. And why not make her hot and topless. Okay, I’m all in. As is Jess Davies in the current edition of Zip magazine, playing up the role of the kryptonite fearing lass with the powers of making you lust over her funbags. And, on a Friday afternoon, we celebrate such fleshy treats with song and dance and the offering of thanks to Mother Nature for creating such wonderful diversions.
This weekend, I don’t just want you to relax and wind down and stick a twig between your teeth and ponder stuff, I want you to have mindless, senseless fun. If not for me, do it for the lovely ladies and their delightful teats. Thank God It’s Funbags!