Jennifer Nicole Lee

Jennifer Nicole Lee Manages to Keep Her Bikini On, Just Like a Wonder Woman

I know many of you were wondering if Jennifer Nicole Lee had the ability to ever wear a bikini without it malfunctioning. Well, the answer is yes. And that's kind of too bad I guess. But I suppose when you're dressed as Wonder Woman, you have a few extra super powers with which to keep your two piece tied up.

Now, I know there is a limit to how much of a tease we can take from any woman before we simply demand some far more racy photos. We may be nearing that point with Jennifer. At the same time, I do have a soft spot in my heart for hard bodied moms. I'd sure like JNL to make me eat my milk and cookies, with extreme prejudice. Enjoy.

Jennifer Nicole Lee Paddleboard Yoga the Way It Was Intended to Be

Just when you thought BBW turned MILFtastic fitness guru Jennifer Nicole Lee was stuck in the exhibitionist rut of bikini wardrobe malfunctions, the 30's something mom has turned her game up a notch, adding the celeb-popular recreation of paddleboarding yoga to her public displays of asstastic repertoire.

Jennifer is not a shy mom, so the chance to stretch and bend and extend and flash her toned body on the slim paddleboard was something she seemed to grab onto with extreme gusto, if not full bore pole dancing type modesty. Yes, Jennifer Nicole Lee is not a shy mom, but I bet she makes PTA bikini night much more fun at her kids' school. Enjoy.

Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Slipping Time (Warning: These Photos May Contain Staged Wardrobe Malfunction)

Okay, you can stop writing me your crayon-stenciled letters. I get it. I was born at night, but not last night (although, yes, in a manger). BBW turned MILFtastic fitness guru Jennifer Nicole Lee is perhaps staging her repeated bikini tops and bottoms slips for the benefit of the surrounding and spying cameramen. I mean, she's a grown woman and mother of two and successful fitness business owner, she knows how to tie a bikini.  On the other hand...

...if a stacked and toned body MILF wants to intentionally flash her chest and pubis for whatever reason, who am I to look away? Sure, I can see how men of principle and standards might be tempted to do so. Thankfully, I'm not so burdened with such sentimentality. I'm a purist, eagle-eyed and narrow in focus. See hot woman, ogle hot woman, ask questions later, and, always, enjoy.

Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Malfunctions in Purple This Time on Miami Beach

I'll say this for BBW turned MILFtastic fitness guru Jennifer Nicole Lee, her tactics may be on repeat, but at least she changes her bikinis between audacious public displays of bikini malfunctions.

Jennifer's latest and greatest tops and bottoms display took place in purple on Miami Beach, where the toned mommy had to re-adjust her bikini top and little bottoms, providing sweet views of her mostly bare body, her crackatoa, and just about most every tanned inch of her workout perfect form. She's not the greatest actress in the world, but if you're willing to suspend your disbelief for a few moments while perusing her latest untied bikini strings, it can be quite fun. Enjoy.

Not Again! Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Malfunction Almost Exhibits Fully Cherry

BBW turned MILFtastic guru Jennifer Nicole Lee has made slipping in and out of the pool in an unnecessarily poorly tied bikini something of an art form. She just can't seem to keep her tops or bottoms on. Must have something to do with the unmeasured strength of the pool current, or the gravitational forces of the daytime moon in South Florida. Maybe it's that movie where the invisible horny teen prankster is untying all the girls bikinis. It certainly can't be Jennifer's doing.

In any event, this bottom malfunction nearly slipped the fully cherry, as the kids like to say never. That could've been a thing. As it is, I think it's safe to say that Jennifer extends her bikini waxing deep into the hearts of her bikinis. Enjoy.

Jennifer Nicole Lee Bare Asstastic Bikini Slippage in Miami

Now, I know the cynical among you believe that BBW turned MILFtastic fitness guru Jennifer Nicole Lee might just be causing these bikini dropping situations when she knows the cameras are upon her. But I'm less of a cynic. I happen to believe there are magical fairies, invisible to the naked eye, that cause sextastic havoc in our world, like undoing the bikini strings on the bottoms of Jennifer Nicole Lee when she exits swimming pools. I dare you to prove me wrong.

Or, we could gather together and simply agree that anyway it happens, the tightly shaped and yoked booty of hot mommy Jennifer is worth seeing dripping wet, no matter the reason. Enjoy.

Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Pictures Take Their Flash Bang and Boom to the Hamptons

I'm not sure the uppity and proper Hamptons are quite ready for the falling off and hosing off bikini stylings of BBW turned MILFtastic fitness guru Jennifer Nicole Lee, who hit Long Island for an August retreat, bringing along her bikini and her hot body shots straight up from Miami.

I don't know how Jennifer Nicole Lee always manages to find a hose wherever she goes. I suppose it's the same reason why her bikini bottoms keep slipping off. It's all a wonderful convenience. Enjoy.