Jennifer Nicole Lee

Jennifer Nicole Lee’s Butt — Oh, the Places We Will Go

By Bill Swift | February 21, 2013 @ 1:01 pm

Jennifer Nicole Lee Shows Off Her Figure in Tight Workout Gear in Miami

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BBW turned MILFtastic fitness instructor Jennifer Nicole Lee doesn't just get a hot body she can purposely wardrobe malfunction in public to much oglers delight just by wishing upon a star. Oh, no, that hardcore mommy body and that world class asstastic are forged in sweat and Spandex (ooh, sweaty Spandex, I just had a personal moment).

So, back by the beach was Jennifer Nicole Lee, working out hard, letting everybody else know she's working out hard, and wearing gear that could not possibly hide even an ounce of fat. And, oh, that butt. How I'd like to take that booty on a tour of all seven continents, stopping in various foreign ports of call where man-hot booty love is not only condoned, it's heralded. I may not survive the trip, but it would be one hell of a Bucket List trip. Enjoy.

BODIES LIKE THIS DON'T HAPPEN FROM COUCH SURFING

Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Malfunction in Miami Beach

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Jennifer Nicole Lee Almost Loses Her Bikini Bottoms; We Get To See Some More MILFtastic JNL Booty Crack

By Bill Swift | February 18, 2013 @ 12:43 pm

Jennifer Nicole Lee Almost Loses Orange Bikini Bottom in Miami

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Leave it to our sensational BBW turned MILFtastic fitness guru, Jennifer Nicole Lee, to try and one-up the bikini thunder taking place in Miami over the President's Holiday weekend by nearly losing her bikini bottom (once more) as she struts and preens and delights men everywhere with her hot mom in a bikini show in and out of the swimming pool.

JNL has nearly perfected the bikini bottom coming off as she exits the water move. And given how taut and strong her asstastic cheeks are, we're going to say this is hardly an accidental malfunction. We're also going to say we could care less. We are so happy to lay back in our virtual chaise lounge chairs and leer. Enjoy.

The Egotastic! Valentine’s Day Gift Mini Guide Because We Really Deserve It

By Aaron Boulding | February 14, 2013 @ 9:43 am

Full Hearts, Empty Pockets Can't Lose

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So apparently giving gifts that give back is a real thing that people can do now and it’s supposed to make the giver feel good. You give a loved one a gift of a donation to a worthy cause and you do it in that loved one’s name. It’s like you’re putting a down payment on their ticket to get into heaven.

This type of gift-giving is NOT what we have in mind this Valentine’s Day as we come up with our list of gifts that really give back. And we mean that in the most direct way possible. As in, we get something cool and awesome out of giving you this gift. At Egotastic! we often do things the wrong way and sometimes on purpose, sometimes for fun but it’s always without fear. It’s not easy working through this cocktail of abandonment, resentment and lactose issues we’ve got. Angrily choosing our V-Day sweethearts and offering gifts that come from the wrong place in our hearts is right up our alley; a cold, dark and unforgiving place as you’d ever want to be on Valentine’s Day. Read More » »

Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Asstastic Makes Me Want to Draw a Painting or Write a Poem or Something

By Bill Swift | February 5, 2013 @ 2:29 pm

Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Thong Poolside in Miami

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It's really just getting completely out of control. Jennifer Nicole Lee, the BBW turned fitness guru who has consistently worked one particular muscle in our body, continues her reign of motherly bikini excellence with a public display of asstastic of wet and epic proportions.

Sometimes, I look at Jennifer Nicole Lee's suntanned moist perfect mom-bottom and I feel millions and millions of years of male evolution rushing toward me like an out of control freight train destined for Hot Ass Town. It's really just like that.

Hot mom? Check. Tight body? Check. Thong? Check. Sun and water? Check. We are good to go for takeoff. Enjoy.

An Ode to Jennifer Nicole Lee Hot Mommy Asstastic (40 Photos of Our Favorite JNL Butt Shots!)

By Bill Swift | January 29, 2013 @ 8:31 am

Jennifer Nicole Lee’s 40 Best Asstastic Shots

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My shrink, the inimitable Dr. Shoemacher P. Jones, says that denying an urge only makes it grow and that you have to face your obsessions head on, lest they secretly consume you. So, what the heck, I'm taking a plunge today right into the amazing bottomside of Jennifer Nicole Lee by sharing a gallery of some of our most sextastic asstastic moments spent with the BBW turned MILFtastic fitness guru.

Jennifer has near-on perfected the bikini butt in the sun reveal; tanned, oiled, ready for hot mommy exhibition. So, rather than shrink from my lust-lorn fanaticism for all things JNL booty related, I'm diving deeper and deeper into her seat cleavage, a journey from whence I may never return, and, quite frankly, I care not. Enjoy.

Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Pictures Exhibit a Hot Mom In Miami Heat

By Bill Swift | January 29, 2013 @ 7:17 am

Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Photoshoot in Miami

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Well, I just don't know what to say anymore. It's one of those moments when your lust crush just hits the perfect pose and you want to write a poem or paint a picture of just rub up against a tree branch or something. Precisely how I'm feeling as we trip the visual delights fantastic with BBW turned MILFtastic fitness guru, Jennifer Nicole Lee, on set of her sweet, hot, and tanned body bikini photoshoot.

You know we generally believe it's unfair for any mom to look this good, let alone show this much. Jennifer Nicole Lee could form an army of numb-minded teen boys with the snap of her fingers, let alone the almost drop again of her bikini bottoms. This mom didn't just come to play, she came to win. We can respect an ambitious MILF, respect her enough to examine every inch of her tight motherly form. Oh, my, I need a cup of ice. Enjoy.

Jennifer Nicole Lee Takes Sweaty Tights to Sextastic New Heights

By Bill Swift | January 3, 2013 @ 11:24 am

Jennifer Nicole Lee Works Out in Tights at South Beach Park

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You know of our blind lust for all things Jennifer Nicole Lee related. The BBW turned MILFtastic fitness guru has helped to teach us that motherhood is just another step on the hotness road of excellent visuals. And now you can add the emphasis of white tights for the ever-sweating, ever-exhibitionist hot mama, as she took to a park in South Beach to get her work-out on in a pair of skin tight leggings certain to be seen from miles with the help of the midday sun.

When you're willing to put your full moon in stark white, you're going to capture eyeballs. Including our own here today, some very happy eyeballs. Enjoy.