For those of you who have committed to never ever tuning your cable or satellite receivers to the Lifetime Channel, well, okay, that seems like a sensible global strategy. But, beware, you will be missing yet another season of The Client List, which, yeah, is soft-core porn for the ladies, but, is a tremendous chance to see Jennifer Love Hewitt routinely flashing her body and cans in skimpy tight outfits. It’s a big trade-off, we get that.
Jennifer was filming on the set of The Client List in a see-through knitted orange top that flashed her bra beneath, the very bra we’d like to come back as in another life; oh, the chance to cuddle and contain Jennifer’s mighty bosom for several hours a day. It’s an inanimate objects dream. Enjoy.
And walk the streets for money, or just walk the streets, because our Jennifer Love Hewitt fantasies are plenty sparked just by seeing the busty Client List actress flitted about in her little red number of the set of her TV show.
Something about the bodacious body of hers we just want to unwrap like an onion, and as with an onion, we’d probably cry with each layer of clothing removed until we got the heart of the matter — a nekkid Jennifer Love Hewitt, dare to dream, thrice daily, preferably when you have some alone time, but, if need be, trust me, the guy in the next cubicle will understand some JLH infatuation. Enjoy.
Let’s not beat around the bush, there was little bush in this past week’s roundup of the small screen cable TV fare for mature audiences. Very little skin. In fact, when people ask us why we show Lena Dunham from Girls on here, even though she’s perhaps not prototypical Egotastic! celebrity material, it’s because we give her bold bonus points for getting nekkid on her own show, despite, you know, reminding me a bit of the first and last time I peeped the ladies in the locker room at Curves. We credit risk-taking women.
And, True Blood opened with a bit of a boobtastic whimper itself, Season Five kicking off last night without much of it’s noteworthy nekkidness, though it did feature a cool bit of butt shots of the covered topless Kelly Overton. We also got another bras-and-bedroom scene from the ever hot Alexis Bledel in Mad Men and more more cleavage from Jennifer Love Hewitt in The Client List. All in all, it was redeemable, but a 3 out of 10 on the faptastic scale. Enjoy.
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You never know exactly what she’ll be wearing from day to day as she steps outside her Toluca Lake home, but you can always count on a solid cleavage (and these days, legs) show from Jennifer Love Hewitt.
While we sadly may never see those tremendous funbags bare from the silliness of clothing, we can always take heart in a bosomy hot woman who knows exactly why she’s popular with the boys (and many of your girls out there for that matter).
Cleavage. It’s not just for breakfast anymore. Enjoy.
Well, overall nekkidness was down heavily this weekend on the small screen, but that doesn’t mean that we didn’t get yet another epic boobtastic making of the sexy scene from Jessica Marais in Magic City, with the hot brunette actress going all-out for yet another memorable showboater scene.
And Jennifer Love Hewitt, well, what can be said about JLH in her silly show The Client List other than this show is for chicks, but if you’re not drooling over her cleavage, you may not be a dude. Exaggerated for the point of emphasis. Enjoy.
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I’m not sure where Jennifer Love Hewitt was headed in that cleave-baring dress, could be anywhere, I think she flashes major boobage even just going to grab her mail, it’s her thing, and we lust her for it.
The Client List actress was spotted just outside her home in a red dress that could either be described as ‘killer’ or ‘that thing that you are now removing with your mental powers’, but either way, it flattered the tremendous curves of the TV thespianic with the world-renowned fun bags. Now if only…oh, dare to dream alright. Enjoy.
Twas a fine weekend and week on the smaller screen that shows us larger boobtastic than the large screen these days, where you’d need a telescope and a time machine often to find a bare fun bag, but that’s a rant for another day. When I think about the female fineries on cable television this past several days, I’m extremely heartened by the fact that not a single one of these shows was even on the air just a year or so ago. A brand new fresh flesh-puppy pipeline of media goodness makes me smile.
This week’s Boob Tube Roundup includes Jennifer Love Hewitt working what she’s got all over in The Client List, Jessica Marais flashing some utterly outstanding udders in Magic City, Oona Chaplin, granddaughter of Charlie making the sexy in Game of Thrones, and a shoutout to Lena Dunham, who may not be in your top 10 lists, but she get raw and nekkid and funny to support her own show, Girls, and we must applaud her cajones, err, milkers. Enjoy.
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