Our video game editor Aaron doesn't think there's such a thing as Whooty -- White Booty -- or that there is an actual subculture of readers with this particular fetish. Meh, he's probably right. But given this is a time of gratitude, we're going to celebrate here on Egotastic! those few and far between women of limited color whose bottoms often make us turn red in the face.
Here's 10 of our bigger-get badonkadonks. It's Whooty Time!
I believe Jennifer Love Hewitt may be at the top of our list of good girls in Hollywood we'd most like to undress with the lights on in our staycation retreat at the Red Roof Inn. There's something so wonderfully innocent, yet deep hot boobtastic banging about Jennifer Love Hewitt, who continues to marry the combo on the set of The Client List, a show you will never see in its entirety, just like you would never last too long with JLH the minute her top dropped, you'd be needing a towel and and an ice-pack.
Jennifer Love Hewitt, someday, someday soon, we've got to see those major league honkers let loose. Enjoy.
For those of you who have committed to never ever tuning your cable or satellite receivers to the Lifetime Channel, well, okay, that seems like a sensible global strategy. But, beware, you will be missing yet another season of The Client List, which, yeah, is soft-core porn for the ladies, but, is a tremendous chance to see Jennifer Love Hewitt routinely flashing her body and cans in skimpy tight outfits. It's a big trade-off, we get that.
Jennifer was filming on the set of The Client List in a see-through knitted orange top that flashed her bra beneath, the very bra we'd like to come back as in another life; oh, the chance to cuddle and contain Jennifer's mighty bosom for several hours a day. It's an inanimate objects dream. Enjoy.
And walk the streets for money, or just walk the streets, because our Jennifer Love Hewitt fantasies are plenty sparked just by seeing the busty Client List actress flitted about in her little red number of the set of her TV show.
Something about the bodacious body of hers we just want to unwrap like an onion, and as with an onion, we'd probably cry with each layer of clothing removed until we got the heart of the matter -- a nekkid Jennifer Love Hewitt, dare to dream, thrice daily, preferably when you have some alone time, but, if need be, trust me, the guy in the next cubicle will understand some JLH infatuation. Enjoy.
You never know exactly what she'll be wearing from day to day as she steps outside her Toluca Lake home, but you can always count on a solid cleavage (and these days, legs) show from Jennifer Love Hewitt.
While we sadly may never see those tremendous funbags bare from the silliness of clothing, we can always take heart in a bosomy hot woman who knows exactly why she's popular with the boys (and many of your girls out there for that matter).
Cleavage. It's not just for breakfast anymore. Enjoy.
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Mr. Skin Minute Features the Top 3 Actresses We’d Like to See Nekkid in Lucky ’13 (VIDEO)
Well, it's 2013 and our friends at Mr. Skin, purveyors of all things celebrity and nekkid onscreen, have whittled down their wish list of girls they'd like to see nekkid on screen in the coming year. And, while such a list is bound to cause controversy, as all such 'top' lists do, given that they've come up with Jennifer Lawrence, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and Mila Kunis as three sextastic celebrities that they want to see drop their tops on film, hey, who are we to argue?
Check out the case Mr. Skin makes for their Top 3 and see if you agree or disagree.
(And, as always, don't forget to get your discounted Mr. Skin membership to kick off your new year in skin-filled style!)