Jennifer Love Hewitt

Shiri Appleby Topless Again! Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavetastc and Dawn Olivieri Topless Headline the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

Wow and double wow. Thank you controversial and often difficult for a man to watch TV show Girls for bringing us a second dose of the fanboy faptastic Shiri Appleby topless for another week. Whatever else you do on that show to drive away male viewers, you compensate for with gems such as Shiri.

Adding to a stellar Boob Tube Roundup is sextastic Dawn Olivieri topless finally again in House of Lies, Jennifer Love Hewitt flashing her cleavage big time on The Client List, Emmy Rossum doing her underwear skinny hot body thing on Shameless, Shanola Hampton and Emma Greenwell flashing their ta-ta's on the same show. And more hot bodied topless goodness from Spartacus, War of the Damned. It's all good. It's all very good.

Shiri Appleby Topless! Jennifer Love Hewitt Busty and a Topless Former Power Ranger Highlights the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

Wow, now this is why the television was invented. Or cable television at least. The pinnacle of achievement for the small screen when belusted fanboy favorite, Shiri Appleby finally takes off her top onscreen, and, gets a splotch of love as her kind rewards.

Shiri takes the risque pole position in this week's episode of Girls, the groundbreaking female-for-females HBO show that as often led us to question the awesomeness of nekkidness on the Boob Tube, but not this week. Oh, no. Oh, Shiri. Sweet naughty goodness.

Joining Shiri topless in this week's Boob Tube Roundup is Anna Hutchison, former Power Ranger turned topless hottie in Spartacus: War of the Damned. Throw in the season premiere of Jennifer Love Hewitt flashing about as much chest as she will allow in The Client List, and you have one mighty wrap up. So unwrap and behold. And most definitely enjoy.

Jennifer Love Hewitt Bikini Pictures May Be Airbrushed, But Still Ever So Fappable

Okay, let's get this out of the way. These bikini and 'shape' pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt from Shape magazine have been a little bit enhanced through the power of technology. Yes, Jennifer is a wicked hot woman. Yes, Jennifer has a body we want to cover in gold and jewels (and, by gold and jewels, we mostly mean bodily fluids). But she doesn't exactly look like this.

Still, there's no looking sextastically gifted horses in the mouth around these parts. Not when it comes to JLH and her underlying ability to overly stimulate the male libido. Airbrushing can only destroy so much. It can not destroy the power of fantasy. Enjoy.

Jennifer Love Hewitt Wet, Wild, and Wonderful Behind the Scenes of Her ‘Client List’ Music Video

Remember that ridiculously hot (even though it was for chicks) music video Jennifer Love Hewitt starred in last week to promote the new upcoming season of The Client List. Yes, of course you do. Well, now we have a sneak peek at the behind the scenes rehearsal footage and it is more than likely to cause you to feel a little uncomfortable in your Underoos.

Jennifer Love Hewitt is one of those girls you can imagine being your friend and denying vehemently every time she asks if you're staring at her tits, and she'll give you a look like she knows that you're lying, and you'll give her a look like you know she knows you're lying, because her chest and everything else is fantastic and you can't stop staring and even though you promised to only be friends, all you can think about right now is taking her in the back and doing it in the manner of the French. Enjoy.

Jennifer Love Hewitt Is All Woman In Her Sextastic Music Video for The Client List (VIDEO)

Holy Hewitts!

Once again proving that hot bodies can turn content for women into must-see content for men, the curvaceous cocktease Jennifer Love Hewitt puts on a sextastic song and dance number for The Client List that any and all of those claiming to lust JLH simply must peruse not twice but thrice.

Yes, it's a musical. I get it. But, check it out. And you'll get it too. Enjoy.

(Thank you to EgoReader 'Michael' for the head's up on Jennifer's legs up.)

Jennifer Love Hewitt Bouncy Flouncy Running on Set of ‘Client List’

I'd have to confess to seeing Jennifer Love Hewitt and her massive mammaries jogging as one of my Top 10 R.E.M. time fantasy baselines. Of course, in the sleep state happy times, Jennifer is far less clothed as she was on the set of her Lifetime prostitute show, The Client List, where JLH sprinted across the production lot with her twin babies bouncing to and fro.

Now, it's not exactly Jennifer running in her birthday suit across an Ensenada beach toward me, crying out, 'Bill, please, I must mount you in the tide pool!', but, reality never quite matches imagination. Still, jiggly wiggly is ever a treat when it involves our bubbly belusted Jennifer Love Hewitt. Enjoy.

Jennifer Love Hewitt Plays Dress Up; We Imagine Her Undressing Up on the Set of ‘The Client List’

Wow, not one, but two delightful cosplay bits from Jennifer Love Hewitt, the busty curvy TV actress sensation who makes the hairs on the back of our neck stand up and scream out, 'Please, JLH, take your top off!'.

Just when we thought we were capable of handling Jennifer's body in her tight little racecar driver thing, along she comes in some kind of faptaastic ballerina getup that has us twirling on our toes and choking our swan lakes. It really is almost too much to bear, as if too much Jennifer Love Hewitt could ever be enough. Oh, the games we could play in her little costumes, Jennifer and I, so many stitches would be rendered asunder. Enjoy.

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