The show must go on.
Jennifer Lopez refused to quit her concert in Brazil while the showers poured down over her veteran hot body like beads of sweat from heavenly oglers above. And her hard worked body did not quit the show either as she Flashdanced her away around stage pumping out her admittedly craptastic over-produced and re-dubbed pop music, but, still, showing the kids why she's still got plenty of hotness left in her performance tanks. It was wet, wild, and J-Licious. Enjoy.
Say what you want about Jennifer Lopez, about 'time for mom to retire', and yes, we hear the slams out there, but this hot MILF has still got some serious rope left in her lasso, and she was letting out some line on stage in Rio last night, where, granted, we'd likely be wearing ear plugs, and, yes, it's all lip-synched, and, yes, there are hella foppish dancers ever-encircling her (including her new boyfriend), BUT, J-Lo still owns the stage, still manages to bend her curvy body into muy desirable states of contortion, and she's still on our top 10 list of moms who need a good spanking. So, there.
Enjoy.
There are rumors swirling in places where rumors swirl that Jennifer Lopez new boy toy rebound backup dancer might be gay, which I personally find very hard to believe. A backup stage dancer named Casper is gay? Yeah, right.
If true, it'd be too bad for J-Lo, who's more than bumpable booty was on display in her MILFy bikini on the beaches in Rio where she was hanging out between shows with Casper and one or two of her kids by way of that super skinny dude with the bad moustache. Â And, J-Lo, while not the Jenny of fifteen years ago, still has the business going on in the professional areas. Enjoy.
She works hard for the money. Hard and sweaty and hot and sultry and dripping with Latina goodness. Jennifer Lopez not only still gets my consideration for hottest veteran mom of the year slash decade, she gets my full and undivided visual attention.
The sextastic diva is prepping for a brand new world tour and some other commercial shizz and is getting her parts and dance steps into fine and super fine order. Probably not as easy at 42 as it was at 22, but I think the sweatiness remains just as alluring. At some point, she's going to need to shower, and some point, she's going to need a leering-eyed libidinal freak to hand her a towel. I'd like to be that freak. Enjoy.
Jenny from the block just did something to my... well, never mind.
The point is that uber-Latina MILF Jennifer Lopez looks ridiculously hot in her new photo pictorial in the current edition of Vogue magazine. Now, J-Lo tends to take great photos, you don't get to be worth a bazillion dollars as a diva without being photogenic, but these poolside sweaty snaps from famed celebrity photographer Mario Testino are just outright gonadial butter churners (that's a reference to the cream rising to the top, take a peek at these pics and you'll get it). Enjoy.
I honestly don't blame Jennifer Lopez for she-banging the stuffing out of dudes 20-years her junior. This super hot mom still has it all going on, and if she wants to knock boots like an early 20-something still, all the power to her (granted, I have some suggestions for her as to potential younger partners in the bedroom).
On the set of American Idol yesterday, Jenny from the Block looked all kinds of sextastic hot in her little body hugging boob-snugging outfit of some expense I am sure. The only cost to us is perhaps some pain in the area where we stupidly chose 501's over relaxed fit jeans because we think a salesgirl might have winked at us when we tried them on, though clearly we were probably imagining it. Enjoy.
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Jennifer Lopez Red Hot Bikini Summer Brings Veteran Visuals to Brazil
Give it up for Jennifer Lopez. I mean, the wealthy, successful, mom with the new young rebound boyfriend is looking mighty bikini-ogle worthy on the beaches of Brazil once more, this time demanding attention in a red hot bikini that could be seen for miles around, like a beacon of the veteran sextastic.
Maybe this is a J-Lo renaissance. A renewed hot and heavy concert tour, big time TV hostess duties, and bumping uglies with a dude half her age nightly, this could be Jen's midlife crisis turned blessed visuals for all of us. Let's hope. Enjoy.
J-LO WILL FLASH HER TIGHT TUMMY FOR MOST ANY EVENT