Jennifer 'JWoww' Farley

J-Woww Bikini Pictures for the Romantic Feeling in All Jersey Girls Not Really from Jersey

By Bill Swift | June 25, 2012 @ 12:14 pm

Jennifer 'Jwoww' Farley Gives Kisses in a Tiny Bikini

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There are precisely two things we like about Jersey Shore, and both reside within inches of the heart of Jennifer 'JWoww' Farley, and, no, that doesn't include her stupid boyfriend who we had to cut out of these otherwise might fine JWoww bikini pictures, thank you very little, douche.

Oh, did we mentioned JWoww in a bikini. It's always a something for us when she bring those precious puppies out to play in the sun. We have no use for pretty much every other aspect of the craptastic MTV trumped up reality program, but, oh, how we'd love to spend a few hours down by the shore with JWoww's curves. Enjoy.

J-WOWW: THE BAZOONGAS OF A CHAMPION

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J-Woww Pimps GNC Supplements; We Remind Ourselves What We Like About Her

By Bill Swift | May 10, 2012 @ 8:47 am

Jenni 'J-Woww' Farley and her Cleavage Promotes GNC Ab Cuts Product

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It's been a while since we've seen J-Woww in these parts. She's been busy off filming her latest fake reality show and touring the nightclub world at $25K an appearance and totally forgetting about her general responsibilities to the ogling gentleman audience to flash her cans in some public setting. Hey, we all got our jobs to do.

Thankfully, the good folks at GNC who makes a ton of powdery substances that circumvent scientific testing saw fit to bring J-Woww out in a pay-for-play public appearance promoting their Ab-Cuts product, and although we actually see no sign of J-Woww's abs, we do get a good glimpse of the double barreled love guns that combined, represent 99.24% of everything we do like about the Jersey girl from New York. Enjoy.

WE NEVER STOP SAYING 'WOWW' WHEN J-WOWW BRINGS THE KITTENS OUT TO PLAY

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READER FINDS: Mayra Suarez Purported Leaked Naughty Photos, J-Woww National TV Upskirts, Brooklyn Decker Sideboob, and Much More…

By Bill Swift | February 3, 2012 @ 9:39 am

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Like a beam of light shooting forth from a colonoscopy camera, so shines the hopeful beacon of our weekly Reader Finds. The once-every-seven-days opportunity for millions of hearts to beat as one, and millions of dudes to beat... well, you can imagine the horrible joke.

But there's no joking about how much warmth we feel at the community generated celebrity hotness each week, this week's eye-opening raunch fest includes some very naughty leaked (purported) photographs of Mexi-fashion model, Mayra Suarez, J-Woww flashing her panties on the Kelly Ripa Show, Brooklyn Decker flashing her lower love area and sideboob from an SI photoshoot, Vietnamese hottie Elly Tran Ha in a bikini, Canadian actress Erica Cox topless in Bitten, a Kristen Stewart sort of almost kinda nipple peek, Sarah Shahi in a see-through to the boobtastic top, and Israeli sextastic Moran Atias all kinds of topless. It's a bevy of beauty I say!

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Selena Gomez Gets Leggy and Other Fine Things to Ogle

By Jon | January 24, 2012 @ 12:20 pm

Bra Peek

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Nom Nom Nom

Jennifer Lawrence reads the nominations Read More »

Bachelorette

Is Emily Maynard the hottest one ever? Read More »

Booking my ticket to Megan Fox Island. (HuffPo)

Cameron Diaz spreads the sexy throughout Paris. (FoxNews)

Jennifer Lawrence reads the nominees. (Celebuzz)

Alright, Emily Maynard is ultra hot. (GossipCenter)

Uncovered Kate Middleton bikini pictures. (LaineyGossip)

JWoww shows cleavage, obviously. (DrunkenStepfather)

Selena Gomez gets see-through in Puerto Rico. (GossipCenter)

Angela Simmons Bikini Body and Other Fine Things to Ogle

By Bill Swift | December 29, 2011 @ 1:03 pm

DJ's Daughter Looking Hot

Angela Simmon Flashes Her Wares on Miami Beach Read More »

Fergie's Red Carpet Hot

Her Best Looks Strutting the Pap Walk in 2011 Read More »

Ali Larter MILFtastic

Ali's Buttockal Region Remains Leer Worthy Read More »

Angela Simmons Puts the Full-C-Cup in DMC. (Celebuzz)

Fergie knows hot to strut her fine bodily form. (Idolator)

Ali Larter makes you want to grab mama's butt and give 'er a squeeze. (Popoholic)

Remember when Adrianne Curry got kicked out of Comic-Con? (TheSuperficial)

Muscle bound hotties -- still sexy or just scary? (TheChive)

Selena Gomez leads list for GC's hottest celeb bikinis of the year. (GossipCenter)

Remember when J-Woww tongue-kissed another girl? (SocialiteLife)

J-Woww Models Her Own Bikini Line; We Approve

By Bill Swift | December 22, 2011 @ 9:27 am

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Knockers Galore

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As you know, it's now been scientifically documented that there is one, and only one good reason to pay attention to the ongoing MTV phenomenon, Jersey Shore, and that would be the fine feathered friends protruding from the J-Woww chestal region, a fine set of knockers worthy of wading through some otherwise craptastic reality show fetidness. Now, by the grace of the merchandising gods, J-Woww is launching her very own bikini line, apparently aimed at Italian-American pretending shore girls wishing to most effectively flash their tramp stamps this coming summer on the boardwalk, all of which gives us yet another opportunity to ogle J-Woww's own tremendous bathing suit form and hope upon hope that she just smiles quietly.

It's all good down by the shore. Enjoy.

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J-Woww Exhibits Her Jersey Shore Treats for Maxim (VIDEO)

By Bill Swift | December 7, 2011 @ 12:06 pm

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I've never quite understood Jersey Shore, you know that. I sort of kind of got it when they first started, even though nobody in the cast was really Italian-American, and even though it was so obviously staged, I was willing to buy into it, mostly for the sake of seeing the boob-tube-tops of J-Woww (that hasn't changed much). But how they keep sending these mini-millionaires back into a beach house to pretend they're kids living by the shore, and, more importantly, how the audience continues to buy into it, that's a bit beyond my understanding of the nature of entertainment, again, outside of J-Woww's cleavetastic, which promotionally speaking, was back on display in the current edition of Maxim, including some nice cuts from behind the scenes of her photoshoot.

I'm not suggesting that people who watch Jersey Shore are a bunch of boobs, but I am suggesting that boobs are really the only reason to be watching. Enjoy.

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