Jenni 'J-Woww' Farley

Cleavage Italiano

By Jon | June 7, 2011 @ 12:00 pm

JWoww busts out of her shirt. (Celebuzz)

Jada Pinkett Smith in a swimsuit. (HuffPo)

I'd give Cheryl Cole a job. (FoxNews)

Carrie Underwood looks freaking amazing. (GossipCenter)

Emma Watson can't get a dude. (PopEater)

Heather Graham still has a little Rollergirl in her. (DrunkenStepfather)

Worst negotiator ever. (CollegeHumor)

J-Woww Flashes a Figure More Than Worth Ogling

By Jon | May 17, 2011 @ 9:22 am

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We try to stay away from the whole Jersey Shore MTV craptastic offering, but, sometimes, certain moments of social importance arrive that just drag us back in. Such is the case with Jenni 'J-Woww' Farley flashing her bare-midriff and an hour-glass figure that you ought to spend at least four hours leering. That boobtastic is downright upright, and completely ridiculous. And, hey, when you're in the homeland of paparazzi, your'e going to get one or two thousand photos snapped of your luscious female form, thankfully. Enjoy.

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Weekend Links

By Jon | April 22, 2011 @ 11:15 am

Taylor Momsen sexes up Hollywood. (Buzznet)

Nicole Scherzinger wants it "Right There." (Celebuzz)

JWoww sexy but effin' crazy. (FoxNews)

Coco squeezes into some tight pants. (HuffPo)

Christina Hendricks big boob fun. (TheChive)

Natalie Portman and the hottest Members of the Tribe for Passover. (Ranker)

Anna Paquin flashes some sexy leg. (Popoholic)

JWoww Celebrates Her Birthday Boobday at Vanity Nightclub

By Jon | February 28, 2011 @ 10:50 am

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I'm very much on the fence when it comes to J-Woww. There was a time I didn't think I'd ever post her on the site, but, props are props, she has blown up (and/or blown) into the undeniable category of celebrity boobtastic that is simply hard to ignore. (Plus, it was her 25th birthday party.) I applaud J-Woww, for taking something as nonsensical as Jersey Shore and a couple cheap boob jobs and gaming herself into Kardashian-lite circles. Well, I don't really applaud, but I am staring at her melons, which is I suppose what we're supposed to be doing, right? Enjoy.

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J-Woww See-Through Dress Pictures Save You From Watching Jersey Shore

By Jon | February 11, 2011 @ 9:38 am

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I will not watch Jersey Shore. No, not for the million and one obvious reasons associated with good taste, because that has little to do with me, but because it's missing really the only element that could draw me in, J-Woww funbags -- thankfully J-Woww presents her super-sized boobtastic off-camera for our ogling pleasure, such as last night's see-through dress display at the Richie Rich Show. Yep, them there J-Woww funbags, and, thus, absolutely no reason to watch the show. All the good stuff is right here. Enjoy.

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Is This The J-Woww Topless Picture Finally Emerging? (UPDATED)

By Jon | January 11, 2011 @ 8:11 am

Updated to Add: No. Apparently it's not J-Woww, it's a J-Woww lookalike, as given away by her special suntan mark. Now, we await the real J-Woww boobs. And we continue to regret any and all things Jersey Shore related as it is the work of the devil.

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In a story we linked to just a few days ago, Huffington Post cited sources for the existence of topless photos of Jenni "J-Woww" Farley, the boobtastic femme fatale of the hit MTV reality show, The Jersey Shore. In that article, J-Woww claimed to be 'anesthetized' when the pre-plastic surgery photos were taken by her ex-boyfriend/manager. For his part, the ex-boyfriend claims that J-Woww gave full consent for the photos and that it's silly to suggest she was knocked out from surgical drugs when she's actually standing up in the photos looking rather alert.

Egotastic! Sexy Celebrity Halloween Ho’ Down Includes Slips, Cleavage, and Latex

By Jon | November 1, 2010 @ 8:17 am

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Here's my Halloween in a nutshell. My girlfriend dressed as a naughty nurse, tres original, and after a few Ghoul's Liquored Punches at my friend Ervin the Tree's haunted apartment party, I kind of might of kissed the wrong naughty nurse, the one that wasn't my girlfriend. That cost me, that cost me big time. Same story every year on Halloween, all trick, no treat. I lack proper foresight.

I ought stick to what I know, like sexy celebrities at their far superior Halloween parties this past weekend. We've picked out five noteworthy sexy bombs in costumes for our Egotastic! Halloween Ho'Down roundup. These weren't necessarily the sexiest, but the most noteworthy of the all-hallowed saints.

Paris Hilton as a Nipple Slipping Squaw:

Kim Kardashian as Little Red Boobtastic Hood:

The ever-hot Brooke Burke as Shiny Pussy:

J-Woww As A Naughty Schoolgirl With Naughty Bits Showing:

And, Renee Olstead as Oh, I've Died and Gone To Ginger Heaven!:

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