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ENTER TO SEE JENA MALONE IN HER BIRTHDAY SUIT
We don't see much of Jena Malone in these here parts, but when the Sucker Punch actress (though she'll always be the chick from Donnie Darko to me) starts flashing her parts, it deserves a ringing of the Egotastic! bell. Granted, these pictures from the current edition of S Magazine are uber-artsy, befitting Jena's indie street cred, still, they bring us this fine young actress in all her birthday suit glory, and definitely a sight we'd not expected to really ever see from Jena. So, here's to Thursday morning surprises, high-brow photo journal magazines, and to our eyeballs, for working yet one more day of ogling duty to feed our brains the daily sextastic sustenance. Enjoy.
Jena Malone Utterly Topless and Yvonne Strahovski Covered Topless Highlight This Week’s Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)
When we first saw Sucker Punch all grow'd up child actress Jena Malone without her clothes on about a year and a half ago now, I thought to myself, well, there's something we're not going to see again. As happen on rare to common occasion, I was completely wrong, as the brooding dark celebrity has re-appeared in a short film, The Painted Lady, by Liz Goldwyn, all kinds of artsy topless. And while technically this was not a boob tube small screen project, it's not something we're just going to not share with you, our ogle-addicted readership.
In addition to Jena Malone, we really thought we had something big with news that Yvonne Strahovski would be topless on the pretty awesome show, Dexter. Sadly, while super blonde babe Yvonne was topless on set, the cameras shied away from any hint of frontal views of her spectacular bare upper body. Some nice shots, but no money shot.
Joining topless Jena and not quite topless Yvonne in this week's Boob Tube Roundup, we went all the way to Spanish television where the historical dramatic series Isabel is currently running in its first season, with some naturally hot Castilian women showing off their flattering forms, including in this week's episode, Blanco Espino, who apparently plays a character who had a boob job in the late 15th century. Hey, somebody has to go first. Enjoy.