Jayde Nicole

Jayde Nicole, Short Skirt, Long Legs, Boots — Yep, I’m Going To Need A Private Moment

You know a man could go his whole life searching for what truly makes him happy; but not this man here. I'll take an order of a Playboy Playmate of the Year Jayde Nicole in a short skirt, flashing her hot legs, and some boots that either say, hey, look, I'm a Cannuckian, I grew up on a farm in the Great White North, or, for $50 I'll let you smell my feet. I really hope it's the latter.

The sextastic brunette was caught popping out of a famous sushi restaurant here in Hollywood where all the celebrity females who never eat a thing go to not eat and be seen and see Jayde Nicole we surely did. Now, we're not exactly sure what Jayde is up to these days professionally speaking, but in our professional opinion, as long as she looks this hot, it matters not to us. Enjoy.

Jayde Nicole Flashes Her Pink Panties at Star Magazine Party

We kind of covered the Star magazine party the other night that brought out a bunch of B-level Hollywood hotties to the red carpet to celebrate some trumped up occasion, but we missed on the arrival moments of some of the celebs, including what turned out to be a wonderfully revealing upskirt from super brunette hottie Jayde Nicole, who couldn't quite help but flash her knickers when exiting her vehicle in the loading zone. Or, given how hot she looked flashing her panties, unloading zone.

Bad puns aside, Jayde Nicole is one of our belusted hidden gems, and a chance to peek up her dress in the direction of her bodily gem, well, it turned an otherwise dull event into something far more sextacular. Enjoy.

Jayde Nicole Doubles Down as Two Busty Fairytale Characters

Sometimes, I forget about my deep dark cosplay fetish, until Halloween rolls around once more and we get to see the likes of former Playmate of the Year and one hot Cannuckian, Jayde Nicole, doing double duties with her double hooties on the one day a year every-sexy celeb gets into costume. Snow White and the Queen of Hearts, it's like Sextastic Land at Disneyland, or should be, the one section of the park where dads get to go to take an hour breather (or become more breathless) while the kid are elsewhere working their way into so much fun they vomit. If you got 'em, flaunt em, and Jayde has plenty to flaunt. Enjoy.

Katie Cleary and Hope Dworaczyk Among the Hotties Dissing Fur

Are you like me, in that your views on politics always seem to be in alignment with the political views of the hottest girl in the room. So, when it came to the 'Diamonds, Not Fur', anti-animal skinning event in Hollywood, well, I was more than prepared to get nekkid in the cage with the PETA hottie. Thankfully, my attention was diverted to the very delightful assemblage of human flesh on display, including Katie Cleary, Hope Dworaczyk, Jayde Nicole, and Charlotte Ross, so sextasic were they, I literally dropped the club I was about to use to make me a new pair of seal boots, it's cruel, but they are super comfy. Enjoy.

Newly Single Billionaire Barbie Headlines Red Carpet for Radio Shack EVO Launch

As a kid who spent way too much time in Radio Shack asking nerdy questions about every single component in the building, and being in a group of boys who never bought a thing, just wasted time, I'm still not sure how that store is even open. But, apparently, Radio Shack abides. And they even put on a big launch party for one of the new smartphones out this week, can't even say which one exactly, but I'm sure it claims to be even more amazing than its predecessor, though probably still can't use it to make actual phone calls.

Still, when you get the likes of Billioniare Barbie (back on the HSV-man hunt), uber cheerleader Amber Lancaster, Playmate Jayde Nicole, L-Word hottie Sarah Shahi, and blonde TV sexy bomb, Jaime King, to get decked out and come to your little shindig, you're probably doing all right. Enjoy.

Weekend Links

Jayde Nicole goes out clubbing. (Celebuzz)

Olivia Wilde wears a low-cut dress. (HuffPo)

Kendra Wilkinson looks sexy in a yellow dress. (FoxNews)

Beyonce boobtastic new ad. (GossipCenter)

A salute to underboob! (TheChive)

Katrina Bowden is the hottest nerd in the world. (CollegeHumor)

Belen Rodriguez thong bikini photoshoot. (WWTDD)

Jayde Nicole Asstastic By Day, Cleavetastic By Night

Let us never forsake the pride of Canadian hotness, Jayde Nicole, the first Cannuck Playboy Playmate of the Year in a quarter century is back on the scene, pimping her clothing line, which, given that she's most famous for nekkid modeling, could be seen as something of an irony. Still, there's no denying the warm feelings bubbling up on the insides whence ogling this brunette hottie, from aft to stern, she's got all the parts working in perfect sextastic form. Enjoy.

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