Jada Pinkett-Smith

Me and Mrs. Smith Are About to Have a Thing Going On

You know I waste little time in these matters of the loins.

With our friends at TMZ reporting that Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith have separated, I make my move. Pounce! Like a crazed leopard in heat, my spots but a blur before Mrs. Smith knows what hit her. Shock and awe. It's my only hope.

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JWoww busts out of her shirt. (Celebuzz)

Jada Pinkett Smith in a swimsuit. (HuffPo)

I'd give Cheryl Cole a job. (FoxNews)

Carrie Underwood looks freaking amazing. (GossipCenter)

Emma Watson can't get a dude. (PopEater)

Heather Graham still has a little Rollergirl in her. (DrunkenStepfather)

Worst negotiator ever. (CollegeHumor)