Jackie Guerrido

Alessandra Ambrosio, Jackie Guerrido, Rocsi Diaz And Others En Fuego At The Latin Grammies

I don’t mind telling you that I love the Latin Grammies. Not so much for all of the Spanish-speaking music world patting itself on the back but because it brings out all the hottest Latinas. As a Latino myself it is great to have a chance to ogle a wide variety of my people for a change. Perennial hottie Alessandra Ambrosio was on hand looking as boobtacular as ever. She was wearing an outfit with a plunging neckline so deep that it almost reached her hoo-haa. Oh, Lord was there cleav. Jackie Guerrido was there as well looking her usual sexy self. That woman has got some legs that are muy caliente, mi amigos. I wouldn’t mind one bit if those puppies were lying next to me on a cold night. Rosci Diaz had a dress on that was low cut so you could see her chi chis and high at the bottom so you could gander at her magnificent legs. Ay ya yay!

All in all it was a magical night. There were hotties too numerous to mention. It’s like los Reyes Magos came early this year to bring the gift of boobs.

Jackie Guerrido Launches Jeans Line, And So Goes Our Hearts

If you’re a regular viewer of Univision, then you know boobtastic weather girl, Jackie Guerrido, oh so very well. You probably have every inch of her measurements tattooed upon the grey matter surrounding your libido. I do believe she can actually make it rain just by making the sun cry. Oh, I hyperbolize even as I stare slack jaw at that body of hers.

Jackie was doing the pimpstress show yesterday for the launch of her new designer jeans line, which I suppose will be a hit among the fairer gender, even as we men imagine nothing more than slipping her out of those jeans.

My forecast for Jackie is continued hotness with a 20% chance of my embarrassing wetness. Enjoy.