I'm just now waking from my not so blissful post-Super Bowl hangover to be the last guy on the block apparently to learn about Colin Kaepernick's new hottie model girlfriend, J Marie. Which I'm guessing is some kind of model name, or her parents couldn't afford more than a single letter when she was born.
But, more to the point, she's some kind of rumpalicious Asian bikini and glamour model who kind of comes with the territory when you're all the rage in the NFL. As the cliche story goes, once Colin got his bump up to big-time starter earlier this season, he dumped the old girlfriend and stepped up to J Marie. It's cold, but it's the facts of life. As it turns out, you don't actually have to date a professional athlete (or rock star or horny politician).
Such is life. And I can imagine life being much better with J Marie in the sack. Enjoy.