Egotastic
March is upon us. I think it goes in like a lion and out like a lamb, or maybe that's April, I can never remember half the shit the old man who kidnapped me as a child used to mumble in between puffs on his corncob pipe out on the sunporch. Either way, March is time for movies, not necessarily the good ones, but the ones our friends at Mr. Skin assure you will leave a happy impression, even if the cinematic fare ultimately leaves you feeling two-stars.
This week's Mr. Skin minute features Mia Wasikowska from Alice in Wonderland, who will be getting nekkid in Stoker, Amy Adams almost kind of nekkid in a scene with tons of other nekkid women in The Master, and an ode to ta-ta's on the small screen in the new show Banshee, most especially the fine body of work from Ivana Milicevic. It's sixty seconds of a frothing good time. Enjoy.
(And, be sure to pick up, err, sign up for, your online digital adventures through the Mr. Skin library with the discounted membership for Egotastic Readers on Mr. Skin.com)
Maggie Grace’s Butt Wins Quick Glance Award in This Week’s Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)
And the skin flashes just keep on coming on the little box.
While we've come to terms with the fact that Maggie Grace will not be flashing her bare body on Californication, an unhappy trend for the show that their bigger named stars do not flash the funbags, we do genuflect if only to get a better view of Maggie's bare bottom in this week's episode. It's quick, but it's a short-lived dose of asstastic.
Along with a healthy shot of hottie brunette Stephanie Fantauzzi in Shameless, the dramatically sextastic girls of Banshee performing more more more topless scenes, and another batch of Greco-Roman love wrestling in Spartacus: War of the Damned, well, the boob tube had a plenty fine week indeed. Enjoy.