Irina Shayk

Kate Upton and Irina Shayk Visit Letterman to Prime the SI Bikini Pump

We'd be lacking in our civil duties if we didn't include a few shots of the SI Swimsuit models pimping their off-beach hotness in the annual trip to the David Letterman Show to promote the heck out of their bikini pictorials.

While a number of the super fine ladies gracing the pages of the 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition made the marketing trip, Kate Upton and Irina Shayk stood out as particularly and ridiculously hot. Those two girls could sell me anything but abstinence. Enjoy.

2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Bikini Favorites: Nina Agdal, Anne Vyalitsyna, Alyssa Miller, Jessica Gomes, Cintia Dicker, and Irina Shayk

UPDATESorry to all, but mostly to myself, but Sports Illustrated has decided they no longer wish to share these beautiful photographs of beautiful models so they had to be removed. Please forgive the wet floors, that's from my tears of sorrow.

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Okay, let's put this into perspective. This is day one post-release of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition 2012. Just a few hours old. As more and more hot bikini content spews forth in the next few days and weeks, even months and years as with some of the more buried outtakes, we'll certainly revise our favorite favorites. But, for today, here is who struck us as 'OMG, I must suntan lotion this woman now!'

Nina Agdal, we told you this was her year and starting out with this ridiculously hot SI photoshoot, it's a rocket launch for sure (pictures above);

Anne Vyalitsyna, just plain all-around hotness in a bikini, or less;

Alyssa Miller, if you're a true brunette love, she just might be your favorite;

Jessica Gomes, vastly vastly underrated swimsuit and lingerie model;

Cintia Dicker, just that unique ginger 'ooh' quality that makes her standout with sextastic in just about anything; 

Irina Shayk, whose body I went to fondle until my hands fall off from overuse.

Honestly, I'd kill many men and even some innocent kittens to have an hour of alone time on a private beach with any one of these so-sweet hot ladies. Good on you, Sports Illustrated.

And, remember, this is just day one. Enjoy.

Irina Shayk and Jessica White Stone Cold Hot Pimping in Vegas

Seems like every hot celeb not in Indianapolis this weekend was off in Vegas promoting and pimping and styling and flirting in the name of selling something or other you probably don't really need.

But what you always need is a solid dose of get-down hotness from Irina Shayk, who is worth whatever they pay her to look ridiculously sextastic, and her pimpstress cohort for the evening, the lovely model Jessica White, who personally I would not throw out of bed, especially given that I'd have to bind her up pretty tight just to keep her there in the first place.

As it turns out, sex sells. And sexy celebrities sells off the hook. You could fight it, but why? Enjoy

Irina Shayk Hot Sextastic Jeans Ads Deserve a Replay

Note to all people worldwide trying to sell anything to anybody: Irina Shayk is the master pimpstress. There's literally nothing this woman could tell a man to buy that he wouldn't shred every ounce of common sense and go out and purchase in the quantities so ordered by Irina. In this case, she's pimping Replay Jeans, and she's doing it with her 'never quit til it gets hit' body, flashing some altogether superior genes of her own.

Irina Shayk makes me want to be a better man. Well, not necessarily better behaving or better in the way I treat farm animals, but I guess I really mostly mean richer, so I could have a shot at getting into her jeans. Enjoy.

 

Irina Shayk Brings a Shake-Ful of Hot-Bodied Sextastic to Esquire

Holy Mother of Hotness.

Irina Shayk has been one of the most reliable deliverers of celebrity sexy in the past couple of years since arriving on the major league supermodel circuit courtesy of some sports star dating and one numbingly sweet body. In this month's Esquire magazine, Irina shimmies down to her skivvies and exhibits some unforgettable views of her jaw-dropping, sultry looks. It's like peeking at a glimpse of hottie heaven, where all girls run around giggling in nothing but small sheets barely covering their tantalizing parts. At least, that's how I like to think of it. Enjoy.

 

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Sarah Hyland almost wardrobe malfunction. (HuffPo)

The new Miss America. (FoxNews)

Kristen Stewart has a new job. (GossipCenter)

Lindsay Lohan cuts it close. (TMZ)

Irina Shayk sideboob photoshoot. (Popoholic)

The dream. (TheChive)

Cameron Diaz looks good in blue. (Celebuzz)

Alyssa Miller, Irina Shayk, and Simone Villas Provide Bikini Trifecta Heat in the December Freeze

Even as the morning freeze grips the citrus fruit trees I routinely steal lemons from in our neighbor's backyard, the subtle (and not so subtle) hints of a warmer, hotter environs rear their awesomely hot heads, and more importantly, bodies, in the triple decker goodness of SI Swimsuit model and brunette hottie, Alyssa Miller, our Russian phenom sextastic, Irina Shayk, and newcomer, of course, Brazilian model bombshell, Simone Villas, all in their own uniquely lust-inducing bikini pictorials for pure summer swimsuit pimping. Like a hot knife through the butter of our loins, these three sexy celebrity models light both ends of the industrial grade logs in our anatomical fireplaces.

This must be bikini heaven. Enjoy.

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