Irina Shayk

Irina Shayk Sultry Sexy Simple Goodness in S-Moda Magazine

Irina Shayk could make a How To plumbing your toilets video into a sextastic cinematic adventure. She's the level of hotness that makes everything around her thirty-seven Kelvin degrees warmer just by proximity.

Just take a look at her simple, but sultry sexy pictorial in this month's S-Moda magazine where the Russian model turns the ordinary into the extraordinarily sexy. Let your eyes linger on her bodily form and tell me you're not feeling every single one of those thirty-seven degrees rise in your good touch bad touch areas. Wicked wicked hot. Enjoy.

Rosario Dawson Boobtastic, Elizabeth Banks Hotness, and Irina Shayk Sextastic Highlight W.H. Correspondents Dinner

It's good to be President.

Even though the Correspondents Dinner each year is hosted by the media, let's face it, you're not getting a bunch of Hollywood hotties to fly across the country to the swamplands along the Potomac to hang with a bunch of press nerds. They're there to flaunt it for Obama, and flaunt they did, including Rosario Dawson who flashed almost every allowable inch of her pushed up and out funbags in the direction of the Commander in Chief. And Elizabeth Banks just looked all kinds of grown up veteran hot. Throw in supermodel Irina Shayk who I'm sure was involved in some high level foreign policy discussions after dinner, and you had quite a hotness headliner act firming up the Executive Branch, as it were, at the black-tie affair.

Now, we do our best to stay away from politics and religion on Egotastic!, because that's the kind of stuff that people have been arguing slash killing each other over for thousands of years, and, let's be real, widespread bloody human massacres can be a real boner killer, but when the sextastic celebrities, we will go anywhere to bring them to you. Enjoy.

Irina Shayk Wicked Hot Shoe Saleswoman

It's not so hard to sell things really. No matter what you're hocking, just find yourself a world class celebrity hottie, get her into a photo shoot looking all kind of come-hither-and-touch-me looking, and, voila, you have a sale.

I have no clue how somebody goes from seeing ridiculously sextastic Irina Shayk in erotic poses and decides they want to buy a pair of shoes, but, I'm a dude, and I will buy a car from a guy just because he used to play football. We all have our gender sales exploits. And, there's no denying that if Irina Shayk ordered me to purchase the XTi shoes she was pimping in her latest set of ads, I'd probably say yes, even if they were four sizes too small for me and I only wear heels in private. She would be a hard woman to say 'no' to. Enjoy.

Check Out Irina's Xti Sexy Commercial »

Irina Shayk and Anne Vyalitsyna Bikini Pictures Are Hot, Sweaty, and All-Around Asstastic on South Beach

Irina Shayk and her Eastern European model gal pal, Anne Vyalitsyna, shaked their respective booties along the South Florida coast over the weekend, soaking up the sun, wetting themselves in the very lucky ocean, and essentially reminding leering men near and wide why some women get paid big bucks to look awesome on camera. Those booties are to die for, those bodies are to live for (and make money to afford), an all around show of ridiculously hot, candid, n0 special lighting, no hair, no makeup, model body goodness.

How lucky have the men of Miami been this winter? Just ridiculous what's been going on down there on the beach since last November. Enjoy.

Jennifer Lawrence Cleavetastic at ‘Hunger Games’ Premiere in The Big Apple

From all accounts, this Hunger Games movie is supposed to be half-decent. We already know it's going to make a bazillion dollars regardless. And, more importantly, we know it starts our heavily be-lusted young hottie, Jennifer Lawrence, who put her twin plumbs of sweetness on display last night at the movie premiere in New York, her delicious melons cleavetastically dangled before the paparazzi on the red carpet, who continued to try and show down her top the rest of the evening, and bless them for doing so.

Also, check out Irina Shayk who was on hand for no other reason than to look hot, and tried to match Jennifer in the boob-baring department at the premiere. Close, but no cigar. Jennifer owned the evening with her twintastics. Enjoy.

Kate Upton and Irina Shayk Visit Letterman to Prime the SI Bikini Pump

We'd be lacking in our civil duties if we didn't include a few shots of the SI Swimsuit models pimping their off-beach hotness in the annual trip to the David Letterman Show to promote the heck out of their bikini pictorials.

While a number of the super fine ladies gracing the pages of the 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition made the marketing trip, Kate Upton and Irina Shayk stood out as particularly and ridiculously hot. Those two girls could sell me anything but abstinence. Enjoy.

2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Bikini Favorites: Nina Agdal, Anne Vyalitsyna, Alyssa Miller, Jessica Gomes, Cintia Dicker, and Irina Shayk

UPDATESorry to all, but mostly to myself, but Sports Illustrated has decided they no longer wish to share these beautiful photographs of beautiful models so they had to be removed. Please forgive the wet floors, that's from my tears of sorrow.

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Okay, let's put this into perspective. This is day one post-release of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition 2012. Just a few hours old. As more and more hot bikini content spews forth in the next few days and weeks, even months and years as with some of the more buried outtakes, we'll certainly revise our favorite favorites. But, for today, here is who struck us as 'OMG, I must suntan lotion this woman now!'

Nina Agdal, we told you this was her year and starting out with this ridiculously hot SI photoshoot, it's a rocket launch for sure (pictures above);

Anne Vyalitsyna, just plain all-around hotness in a bikini, or less;

Alyssa Miller, if you're a true brunette love, she just might be your favorite;

Jessica Gomes, vastly vastly underrated swimsuit and lingerie model;

Cintia Dicker, just that unique ginger 'ooh' quality that makes her standout with sextastic in just about anything; 

Irina Shayk, whose body I went to fondle until my hands fall off from overuse.

Honestly, I'd kill many men and even some innocent kittens to have an hour of alone time on a private beach with any one of these so-sweet hot ladies. Good on you, Sports Illustrated.

And, remember, this is just day one. Enjoy.

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