Irina Shayk

Irina Shayk Looking Hot Leaving the Chiltern Firehouse in London

Irina Shayk Flashes Legs Flagging Down a Cab in NYC

Russian model and Swimsuit Issue queen Irina Shayk was spotted looking hot in NYC. She was wearing an outfit that showed off her luscious long legs and her lovely shoulders. Like a lot of models, Irina has long legs. That much is easy and is mostly genetics. But unlike many models who have skinny chicken legs, Irina’s are actually nice. More than nice, friggin’ amazing. Like seriously, look at them. Stare at them like one of those trick pictures of a boat from the 90′s and see the face of God or something. In addition to astounding legginess, this outfit also hugged her nice round booty as well. Again, unlike a lot of models she actually has a nice butt. My abuelo used to tell me that you can never trust a woman with a flat butt. Those are words that I live by, my friends.

I am so happy that it is scantily clad time in New York. Screw Christmastime, this is the best time of the year.

Irina Shayk, Heidi Klum, Nicole Scherzinger And More Hotties At AMFAR Gala

The AMFAR gala at the Cannes Film Festival was a veritable smorgasbord of hotness. Sweet lord there were boobs galore. Irina Shayk wore a pink dress that showed off not only deep cleav but also most of her sexy legs. Legendary hottie Heidi Klum was also on hand in a blue dress with a plunging neckline that showed off the inner sides of her funbags and a deep slit that revealed her fabulous Teutonic legs. Bombshell singer Nicole Scherzinger was there in a black dress that basically only covered her nips, so there was side and top boob all over the place. In addition, classic beauty Sharon Stone was at the event and she seems to have forgotten her bra at home. Needless to to say that the slit in the front of her dress made us relive our teenage Basic Instinct fantasies. What can I say about Rosario Dawson’s cleavage-filled dress with peek-a-boo window to her ta-tas? Yes, please is what I can say! Michelle Rodriguez also brought along her sideboobs. Basically, what I’m telling you is that everyone had their ladies out. Lara Stone basically wore a push-up bra and Dita Von Teese wore one of her typical sideboobtacular dresses. Kylie Minogue might as well have just come shirtless. And Alessandra Ambrosio? She was busting out all over.

If all of these spectacular ladies and their sideboobs didn’t raise enough money then nothing will.

Irina Shayk Uses All Of Her Wicked Hot Body to Pimp Shoes in Spain

I suppose if you’re going to sell shoes, why not hire an uber-sextastic model who you would kill to see wearing nothing but shoes and standing in your boudoir. Irina Shayk could sell water to a drowning man. She’s certainly capable of moving shoes for XTI, sliding like a hot slinky cat in a super tight dress along the red carpet at the shoe company photocall in Madrid.

I know there are magazines and journals and associations all dedicated to the fine art of marketing and advertising. But I’ll say it again, is it really more complicated than finding one ridiculously hot model like Irina Shayk and having her smile in something sextastic for the cameras? Enjoy.

Irina Shayk Topless Shooting for SI, Well, Not Here, But There

Thanks to approximately 174,345 of you for letting me know of the Irina Shayk topless photos that leaked out, kind of blurry nippled and all, but definitely there, from her recent swimsuit shoot with Sports Illustrated.

Yes, I happen to lust Irina Shayk like a dog desires his favorite bone. While ongoing bartering prevents me from posting them herein, I’m happy for us to live in a polyamorous open Hollywood style relationship where you can see others. Or Irina Shayk topless on DrunkenStepfather. Some things in life are simply meant to be seen. Enjoy.

Irina Shayk Crazy Hot Cleavage, Jennette McCurdy Shapely Tease, Candice Swanepoel Bunny Goodness Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Selfies are picking up speed and skin with near the speed of light. Even somewhat reticent celebs now realize that if you want to remain relevant, you better remain half-nekkid in plenty of shared social media pics. I love this new publicity must. It used to be attending all the right parties and summering in Newport. Now it’s flashing your sweet boobtastic and tight buns in amateur candids you share with your audience as a regular part of your daily life. Just a few years ago, you had to find a smart computer kid with hacking skills to get these very same insider looks. This is called progress.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Nicki Minaj flashing her stellar deep cleave, Candice Swanepoel removing her clothes for Easter, Jennette McCurdy back in curvaceous body sharing mode, Irina Shayk showing she’s a boobtastic contender, Victoria Justice flashing an unusually large amount of cleave, Margot Robbie bikini goodness, Bar Refaeli bikini madness, and much much more. You owe it to all those people on Antiques Roadshow who steal their old neighbor’s attic crap to check out each and every one of these passion inducing social pose-downs. Enjoy.

Irina Shayk Sextastic Award Show Appearance in Germany

I must admit, I’m not exactly sure what the Spa Awards are. But Irina Shayk and her super wicked hot self was either receiving one or giving one out in Germany over the weekend. Not that she doesn’t deserve whatever accolades she can receive, but if this happens to be for performance in an actual spa, then I can imagine Irina Shayk is probably unbeatable in this category. Can you imagine a woman you’d more like to hang out with in a hot tub? Nay.

Irina Shayk is most clearly heaven sent. But if you don’t think the devil has a bit to say about these heaven sent hotties, you’re fooling yourself. She’s temptation incarnate. Tempt away, Irina, we can take it. Enjoy.