Irina Shayk

Irina Shayk Lingerie Pictures Turn Silk Into Pure Awesome

By Bill Swift | August 23, 2012 @ 12:38 pm

Irina Shayk Sultry Lingerie Photoshoot in La Clover Underwear 2012

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If you're going to pimp lingerie, you have got to get Irina Shayk to sample you wares. It's a must really. Everything that woman puts on makes you imagine taking it off, including this latest line of silky little nothings from La Clover that simply look like they're begging to fall of that ridiculously hot body.

To repeat, to be a successful as a lingerie salesperson, design something tiny made out of soft and shiny material, get Irina Shayk to strap your little things on and bend and preen for the cameras. You win awards and get big raises. Go. Enjoy.

IRINA SHAYK MAKES EVEN DUMB LOOKING LINGERIE HOT

Irina Shayk Intimissimi Christmas Lingerie Photoshoot

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Irina Shayk Drop Dead Pimpstress Sexy Selling Cellphones

By Bill Swift | August 16, 2012 @ 10:43 am

Irina Shayk Wears a Black Tight Dress at Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 Launch in London

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For some time now, I've been wishing I would have followed my glorious AYSO championship season at age 8 and turned it into an international soccer career that would include global travel, big fat contracts, and hot skinny models. Models like Irina Shayk who are only available for happy happy bedroom fun for top tier athletes (and rock musicians, natch).

Irina looked devastatingly hot once again out last night in London pimping the Samsung Galaxy to millions of Brits and forcing me to retrieve my soccer ball from the garage to see if I can still bend it like Beckham. Enjoy.

PERhAPS OUR FAVORITE PHOTOS EVER OF IRINA SHAYK

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Irina Shayk Battles Victoria Silvstedt in Birthday Party Cleavage Throw Down

By Bill Swift | August 13, 2012 @ 11:04 am

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First, I must admit to my jealous of this Swiss watchmaker money dude, Fawaz Gruosi and the wicked hot girls he gets to his birthday parties. I suppose it helps to throw parties that cost a $250K in places called the Billionaire Club in Sardinia, as opposed to my anniversary events in the back room of the local Carrows, where the relatively hottest girls end up being the waitresses I tip an extra five-spot to get back into their street clothes and pretend they're my friends.

At Fawaz Gruosi's 60th birthday party, a bevy of sextastic showed up to drink fancy champagne and show off in their finest gowns, none two more eye-catching than supermodel hot Irina Shayk, flashing a good deal of chest views, and Victoria Silvstedt, who took time out of her party days to party at night with Fawaz and flash about an acre's worth of her funbags. It was quite the scene. At Carrows, I do get a free sundae, but it all seems to empty now in comparison. Enjoy.

Irina Shayk Cleavy Dress from Fawaz Gruosi Birthday Party

Victoria Silvstedt Shows Cleavage in Tight Dress at Fawaz Gruosi Birthday Party

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Irina Shayk Covered Topless Swimsuit Photos Just Might Be the Greatest Sales Pitch Ever!

By Bill Swift | August 7, 2012 @ 12:16 pm

Irina Shayk Super Hot New Swimwear Campaign

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I'm no fashion expert, or one of them smart ad executives, or a marketing guy, or even a dude who paid much attention in high school before they G.E.D.'d me out and suggested I become a farmer, or leave the country, but I know an effective way to sell shizz, and that way is via the sextastic. And if you're selling swimsuits, well, really anything, getting the ridiculously hot Irina Shayk flashing all kinds of wet skin, then you're battle is far more than half way done.

Agua Bendita swimwear is just so smart. Smart enough to get Irina Shayk modeling their new swimwear line in showing that the very best part of a swimwear is the part that never gets put on the body in the first place. Enjoy.

IRINA SHAYK IS BEYOND HOT; SHE COULD MAKE THE SUN HIDE IN THE CORNER

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Irina Shayk Super Sextastic Pictorial for German GQ

By Bill Swift | June 12, 2012 @ 12:55 pm

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They don't come much hotter than Russian supermodel Irina Shayk. And the photoshoots don't come much hotter than the supremely sextastic model's current pictorial in GQ Germany, where she uses all of her fine assets, top, bottom, and everywhere in between for a truly mesmerizing performance.

I dare you to check out these photos (you really must), and try not to put Irina Shayk on your personal Top 10 list of current amazing looking celebrities. I double dog dare you. Enjoy.

WHEN WE FIRST FELL IN LUST WITH IRINA SHAYK

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Kim Kardashian, Nina Dobrev, and Kate Upton Among the Many Many Hotties at Cannes amfAR Gala

By Bill Swift | May 25, 2012 @ 3:53 pm

Nina Dobrev Shines in a Purple Dress at AMFAR Cinema

Kim Kardashian Shows Legs in Yellow Dress at AMFAR Cinema

Kylie Minogue in a Low Cut Red Dress at AMFAR Cinema

Janet Jackson is Boobtastic in a White Dress at AMFAR Cinema

Kate Upton in Blue Dress at AMFAR Cinema

Jessie J is Leggy in a Red Dress at AMFAR Cinema

Heidi Klum in a Sheer Dress at AMFAR Cinema

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You know nobody loves a gala more than me. Big swank dress-up affair. As long as crocs are excepted footwear, I'm in. Especially so when half the hot-women in the known universe are in attendance, like the amfAR Gala in Cannes last night, where it was wall to wall sextastic celebrities. Some we love, some we love a little less, but all looked hot and I'm told the drinks were free, so who has time to judge personalities.

Which brings me to Kim Kardashian, who outside of nipple slipping and showboating, had little reason to be in Cannes, but, hell, she looked pretty hot at the amfAR event; so did her former high school classmate (educational term used loosely), Billionaire Barbie, along with the likes of Kate Upton, Nina Dobrev, and too many others to even name. But check them out, because it's sure to spark you're 'I'm Going to Be A Future Movie Producer and Bang My Leading Ladies' fantasies.

And, oh, for a surprise, check out the gallery and see if you can find who wore the boobtastic see-through dress to the party. Enjoy.

Irina Shayk and Tamara Ecclestone Among the Hotties at the De Grisogono Fancy Pants Cannes Party

By Bill Swift | May 24, 2012 @ 12:54 pm

Tamara Ecclestone is Boobtastic in Cannes at the De Grisogono Party

Irina Shayk in Cannes at the De Grisogono Party

Kelly Brook in Cannes at the De Grisogono Party

Paris Hilton Shows legs in Cannes at the De Grisogono Party

Heidi Klum is Cleavy in Cannes at the De Grisogono Party

Victoria Silvstedt in Cannes at the De Grisogono Party

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I don't even know what this party is for, but it was hella fancy. Even by Cannes Film Festival standards. It featured not one, but two heiresses flashing their bodies, Tamara Ecclestone and Billionaire Barbie, and, I guess Nicky Hilton was there too but she's so boring I fell asleep trying to find her. Throw in Heidi Klum, Victoria Silvstedt, Irina Shayk, and Kelly Brook, oh, and a bunch of old dudes with tuxedos and sick amounts of cash, and you have a veritable casbah of celebrity hotness transplanted right there last night on the Mediterranean.

Yeah, I'm never going to get invited to parties like this, and even sneaking in will be tough due to my hyperextended left nut, but, when there is ogling to be done, you've got to play through the pain.