Ireland Baldwin

Ireland Baldwin Is Easing Ever So Strategically Into Barely Legalhood

Ireland Baldwin is quickly growing up and into the role of Hollywood ingenue, both self-publishing photos of herself in skimpy outfits, as well as making many a public appearance in bikinis, short shorts, and other teeny girl things to mandate the shuttering of photos by the paparazzi swirl that now surrounds her.

Yes, she's still of the age when we can't mention anything about her in particular without offending the pearl clutchers who still consider this professional model and independent young woman to be an innocent, but we can certainly infer. So, today, I'd like to infer that in five months, when the reins are off, I'm going to have things to say. And do. And peek. And such. Enjoy.

Ireland Baldwin Is Like Sweet Sunshine From Parental Rain

With not one but two highly, let's call them, vivacious, parents, there's a good chance Ireland Baldwin will be touched at some point in her life by the crazy bug. But until that time she's parlaying the upside of her genetics, her good looks, into a burgeoning teen modeling career, some cash, surfer boyfriend, and whatever else it is teens who don't seem to go to school do with their free time and resources.

Oh, and, yes, we do have an affinity for Ireland Baldwin because in addition to being tall and blonde and almost barely legal, she's most definitely in love with sharing pictures of herself online. While they tend to be somewhat tame, at some point her point and click habit will mix with her and some friends sneaking some booze, and then, well you know what happens next. If it happens after October, we will definitely bring it to you. Enjoy.

Ireland Baldwin Is an Official Model

Well, it's official. Ireland Baldwin is a model. If you couldn't tell by the expensive smoothies, the yoga pants, and the Hollywood sashay, then you could read the announcement that the tall blonde offspring of Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassinger officially signed with a major professional modeling agency, putting her on the clear path to getting paid a small fortune to stare blankly into the distance while expensive garments fall loosely onto her slender frame.

While congratulations are in order, we will keep our ogling to a gentlemanly standard, at least until Ireland becomes barely legal later this year. Enjoy.

Ireland Baldwin Bikini Pictures Should Win Teen Celebrity Offspring Awards

Within most of the rules of the long arm of the law, we've been tracking Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassinger offspring Ireland Baldwin for a little while now, and I believe we've peaked, just as Ireland revealed her new bikini for her 17th birthday in Hawaii with mom Kim snapping photographs of her destined-for-model-greatness daughter.

Now, we neither condone (or condemn) the ogling of not yet barely legal vixens splashing and frolicking in the sand and surf in a tiny little bikini. We'll leave that decision up to you; just try to be discreet if you do indeed take a seat next to us staring slackjaw at Ireland Baldwin today. Enjoy.

 

Kendall Jenner Bares Her Booty, Christina Milian Bares Her Midriff, and Amber Rose Bares Her Preggo In This Week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

It's really getting out of hand, and this is a good thing for our hands, the freely flowing sextastic pictures of celebrities they themselves can not resist but publishing to their Twitter and Facebook and Tumblr pages, showing off just how much they want you to want them in the few moments of the day that outside cameras aren't filming them. Fantastic egos do make for Egotastic! moments.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Kendall Jenner being made by mom to flash her wares, Christina Milian flashing a ridiculously hot MILF body, Hayden Panettiere biting on a pickle (must see), Amber Rose showing off her swollen belly for you preggo fetishists, McKayla Maroney sticking out her tongue, Ireland Baldwin in a bikini, Lady Gaga baring cleave, and much much more you really must see to believe. Enjoy.

Alec Baldwin Marries, But Most of the World Was Checking Out His Daughter, Ireland

You really can't get much more Irish than naming your daughter Ireland and then taking her out drinking while you get snookered the night before your wedding. So, a mightly Erin go Bragh to Alec Baldwin and the Baldwin brothers for pulling that stunt off at the end of last week, before Alec married his young yoga instructor in New York.

While Alec and his bride to be were hiding under blankets and umbrellas from the paprazzi, Ireland Baldwin, all sweet sixteen of her, was making her grand major public introduction during all the hullabaloo and she put on quite the innocent coming out party. There's really no denying that this girl has the coming-in looks of her mother, the mighty sextastic Kim Bassinger, and with the abrupt-to-angry temperament of her father, I think you can count on some serious major lamp hurling and public displays of boyfriend punching in her future. It should be fun. Enjoy.

Ireland Baldwin Comes Into Her Own Junior Hotness Via Twitter

Yep, it was just a few years ago that dad Alec Baldwin infamously called daughter Ireland Baldwin a 'rude, thoughtless little pig' and now that little pig has grown up to inherit her genetic destiny as the daughter of Alec and former hottie-type all-star, Kim Bassinger, both of whom fought in a truly nasty divorce and custody battle over Ireland, so we give her tons of slack for going through that celeb-shatz party.

And, now, we will be giving her tons of leers as she passes through her sweet sixteen years toward an inevitable date with the grown up model/actress/celebrity life. Publishing your own twitter pictures is a solid start. We expect more, though we have a solid year before we could post anything great. Enjoy.

To hear the original Alec Baldwin talking shizz to his then 11-year old Ireland Baldwin on the phone, check out TMZ

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